140+ Plane Puns: One Liners, Love, Kids, Father’s Day

Puns About Airplane

1. I’m just plane crazy about aviation.
2. My interest in flying is truly sky-high.
3. I had a fear of flying, but it’s plane to see I’ve overcome it.
4. Did you hear about the pilot who always had a flight plan? He was just winging it.
5. The math teacher couldn’t solve the problem on the plane – it was over his head.
6. Why did the plane break up with the helicopter? They couldn’t see eye to rotor.
7. I used to be afraid of flying, but now I’m plane and simple about it.
8. When planes tell jokes, they’re always over the top.
9. Have you heard the one about the broken airplane? Don’t worry, it’ll never land.
10. It’s plane to see that flying is uplifting.
11. I wanted to be a pilot, but I couldn’t get my career off the ground.
12. How do planes stay so smart? They always have a high altitude.
13. What do you call a plane that’s always late? A jet-lagged.
14. Why don’t planes ever get lost? They always have their bearings.
15. The pilot loved his job; it was just plane fun.
16. I watched a documentary on airplane crashes; it was a real downer.
17. If you want to fly high, you have to wing it sometimes.
18. Why did the pilot sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time.
19. What’s a pilot’s favorite movie? Flying Miss Daisy.
20. How do you greet a pilot? With a high-fly.
21. Why did the plane bring a pen to the sky? It wanted to draw some clouds.
22. I had a joke about a plane, but it just flew over your head.
23. When the plane told a joke, everyone just had to wing it.
24. What do you call a plane full of professors? A flying class act.
25. What kind of music do airports like? Terminal beats.
26. Why was the pilot so calm? He knew how to keep his altitude.
27. The plane had a bad breakup, but it decided to wing it.
28. The airplane had a lot of baggage, but it was ready for takeoff.
29. What’s a plane’s favorite type of novel? A high-flyer.
30. When the engine stopped working, it was a real downer.
31. The pilot was so grounded, he never let success go to his head.
32. The skydiver’s career didn’t take off; he was afraid of heights.
33. The stewardess was grounded after she mistook a plane for a train.
34. Why was the airplane cold? It left its windows open.
35. The flight attendant’s jokes are always a hit – they’re so uplifting.
36. Airplane puns are just plane funny.
37. The pilot couldn’t find his way; he was lost in the clouds.
38. I was going to tell a joke about a plane, but it never landed.
39. The flight was a bit turbulent, but it had its ups and downs.
40. I’m not a fan of airplane food, but I guess it’s up in the air.
41. Why did the stewardess get promoted? She was plane amazing.
42. The pilot’s career took off after he learned to wing it.
43. Planes have great careers; they’re always taking off.
44. A plane’s favorite part of math? The high-flyer’s theorem.
45. The co-pilot didn’t like math, but he was good at plane geometry.
46. What do you call an airplane that can’t fly? Grounded.
47. The pilot was an expert at landing; he was down to earth.
48. I took a flight, and now I’m plane exhausted.
49. What do you call a plane that’s also a comedian? A laughliner.
50. The sky’s the limit when it comes to plane puns.

Plane Puns For Kids

1. Why did the plane blush? It saw the airport’s runway!
2. What do you call a flying skunk? A smell-o-copter!
3. How do airplanes stay so cool? They have great fans!
4. Why was the airplane always calm? It knew how to wing it!
5. What sound do you hear when a plane is having a snack? Jet-chomp!
6. What do little airplanes play with? Paper planes!
7. Why do pilots always get along? They see eye to sky!
8. How do planes greet each other? “Hi, I’m-plane!”
9. What do you call an airplane that tells jokes? A plane comedian!
10. Why did the airplane break up with the helicopter? It couldn’t handle the chopper’s rotors!
11. When do planes catch cold? When they have jet lag!
12. Why do planes always get invited to parties? They really know how to lift spirits!
13. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
14. How do airplanes keep secrets? They are really good at keeping things under the radar!
15. Why was the plane a bad comedian? It kept bombing!
16. What’s a plane’s favorite candy? Plane M&Ms!
17. Why did the plane get detention? It was caught high-flying!
18. Where do planes shop? At the hangar mall!
19. How do you make a plane laugh? Tell it a high-flying joke!
20. What do you call a plane with a great personality? A charmer-plane!

Plane Puns For Father’s Day

1. Dad, did you hear about the airplane’s new job? It really took off!
2. Why don’t airplanes make good comedians, dad? They’re too plane!
3. Dad, what’s an airplane’s favorite sport? Sky-diving!
4. Why did the airplane join the band, dad? It had the best pitch!
5. Dad, what do you call an airplane that likes to sing? A soaring soprano!
6. Why do pilots make great dads? They always know when to take flight!
7. Dad, why did the airplane go to school? To improve its altitude!
8. What’s a pilot dad’s favorite game? Air hockey!
9. Dad, how do you measure a plane’s success? By its air-miles!
10. Why do airplane dads give the best advice? They always look at the big picture!
11. Dad, what do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying illusion!
12. Why are airplane jokes perfect for Father’s Day? They always have a good landing!
13. Dad, what’s an airplane’s favorite part of the book? The pilot-t!
14. What did the airplane dad say to his kids? “You’re my co-pilot in life!”
15. Dad, why do airplanes never lose at hide and seek? They’re always above board!
16. What did the airplane dad give his kids? A lift to their dreams!
17. Why are airplane dads the best? They always aim high!
18. Dad, what’s a plane’s favorite drink? Sky soda!
19. Why do airplane dads love puzzles? They’re always piecing things together!
20. Dad, why do planes always have great stories? They travel the world!

Short One Liner Airplane Puns

1. Life’s a journey; make sure your seats are upright!
2. Plane and simple, flying is a lift!
3. Jet-lagged? Just wing it!
4. Sky’s the limit, or is it the runway?
5. I’m-plane-ly in love with flying!
6. Why be grounded when you can soar?
7. Fasten your puns, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
8. High hopes? Call an airplane!
9. Feeling low? Get a lift from a plane!
10. Flying first class: plane and simple!
11. Keep calm and soar on.
12. A good pilot knows how to ascend!
13. Wing it and take flight!
14. Elevate your mood with altitude!
15. Airplanes: the ultimate skywalkers!
16. Taking off? It’s a real high!
17. Jet-set and forget!
18. Airplanes: the only time being grounded is bad!
19. Why stall when you can fly?
20. Ready for takeoff? Let’s pun away!

Plane Puns About Love

1. “I’m plane crazy in love with you.”
2. “Our love is flying high, with no turbulence in sight.”
3. “You’re the wing beneath my heart.”
4. “My love for you is always on a direct flight.”
5. “You’re my co-pilot in life and love.”
6. “Our love story is taking off, and I’m ready for the journey.”
7. “You make my heart soar higher than any plane.”
8. “Let’s cruise through love at a comfortable altitude.”
9. “You’ve landed right in my heart.”
10. “In the airport of my heart, you’ve got a permanent gate.”
11. “Love is in the air, and so are we!”
12. “Our love is like a first-class service, always top-notch.”
13. “You’ve jet-set my heart on fire.”
14. “I never want our love to be grounded.”
15. “With you, every moment is a smooth landing.”
16. “Our love is a nonstop flight to happiness.”
17. “You make my heart take off with just a smile.”
18. “Our love is the perfect flight path.”
19. “I knew it was love at first flight.”
20. “With you, every day is another beautiful layover.”