1. Lettuce turnip the beet.
2. I’m feeling grape today!
3. Don’t be such a meloncholy person.
4. Having a gouda time cooking.
5. Life’s short, eat dessert first.
6. Omelette you believe it?
7. I’m not sure what’s tighter, my jeans or my spice rack.
8. Having a whale of a time baking.
9. That’s one smart cookie!
10. You’re looking rather cheesy today.
11. I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
12. I’ve got 99 problems, but a whisk ain’t one.
13. Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
14. Feeling crumby? Have a muffin!
15. You’re one in a melon.
16. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
17. I knead you more than bread.
18. I’m bananas about this recipe!
19. Having a grape escape in the kitchen.
20. Don’t get your knickers in a twist!
21. This bread is so good, it’s making me crusty.
22. I’m not lion, this soup is amazing!
23. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
24. I’m feeling spready today.
25. Bacon me crazy!
26. I love you a waffle lot!
27. I’m not yolk-ing, this is a good egg.
28. Having a-peel-ing day in the kitchen.
29. Donut kill my vibe.
30. I like my coffee how I like myself: strong and bitter.
31. I’m not sure what’s tighter, my jeans or my spice rack.
32. Have a gourd time!
33. Life is what you bake it.
34. You’re my cup of tea.
35. It’s not easy being cheesy.
36. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
37. Keep calm and carry a whisk.
38. I’m not sure what’s tighter, my jeans or my apron.
39. Let’s taco ’bout it.
40. You’re one in a melon.
41. What’s a chef’s favorite type of tree? A chef-tree!
42. I like my eggs like I like my jokes: over easy.
