Okay, here are 45 parrot puns, guaranteed to be squawkingly funny:
1. What do you call a parrot that talks back? A parra-sass.
2. I’m parrot-ially fond of bird puns.
3. That joke was parrot-icularly hilarious.
4. Don’t get your feathers in a ruffle.
5. Having a parrot is a high-flying experience.
6. He’s just parroting what he heard.
7. I’m winging it.
8. Let’s flock together!
9. He’s got a beak-a-boo attitude.
10. Polly want a cracker? I think Polly deserves a vacation.
11. Feeling a little parrot-noid today.
12. He’s a real party animal. Or, bird.
13. What do you call a polite parrot? A mannerly macaw.
14. Keep your friends close and your enemi-chickens closer.
15. Time flies when you’re having fun!
16. He’s got a lot of parrot-tude.
17. This is my parrot-dise.
18. What do you call a parrot in a vest? An investi-gator.
19. He’s a real bird-brain.
20. It’s an un-parrot-lleled performance.
21. What’s a parrot’s favorite game? Hide-and-go-speak.
22. He’s got a feather-light touch.
23. He loves to parrot-icipate in everything.
24. He’s the beak of the town.
25. This bird is really taking flight.
26. The parrot’s comedy was talon-ted.
27. He’s always up for a little flap-py hour.
28. What do you call a tired parrot? A parrot-gon.
29. Don’t be such a bird-en.
30. That parrot’s a real wing-man.
31. Have a fin-tastic day!
32. Let’s get this party squawking!
33. He’s always winging about something.
34. I’m feeling beak-tiful today.
35. What’s a parrot’s favorite subject? Fly-ology.
36. He’s got a real macaw-velous voice.
37. That parrot has a lot of pluck.
38. He’s got a beak personality.
39. He’s not just squawking, he’s got something to say.
40. Feeling chirpy today.
41. Having a parrot is defintely not a tweet.
42. He’s a real feather in my cap.
43. What do you call a parrot that fixes things? A mechanic-caw.
44. Don’t be chicken, try the food!
45. These puns are egg-cellent.