Okay, here are 45 glass puns, crystal clear and witty:
1. I’m pane-fully in love with you.
2. Don’t be so fragile.
3. You shatter me.
4. Everything’s clear now.
5. That was a smashing success!
6. Let’s raise a glass to that!
7. You’re such a pane to deal with.
8. Life is a glass half full.
9. I’m seeing things clearly.
10. Don’t lose your temper, glass half full.
11. It’s all coming into focus.
12. That’s transparently obvious.
13. She’s got a fragile ego.
14. Feeling like a broken man.
15. Time to reflect on that.
16. Don’t be so transparent.
17. Through the looking glass.
18. You’re crystal clear to me.
19. Let’s not glaze over the details.
20. I can see right through you.
21. The clarity is amazing.
22. This is a clear violation.
23. Don’t let life shatter you.
24. You’ve got a sparkling personality.
25. This is a clear advantage.
26. That’s a pane in the neck.
27. Let’s drink to that.
28. Don’t be a glassemist.
29. It’s all a matter of perspective.
30. I’m completely transparent about my feelings.
31. He’s got a real window to the soul.
32. Having a shattering time!
33. What a polished performance.
34. The reflection is perfect.
35. I’m seeing double!
36. This is clearly the best option.
37. She’s always polished and professional.
38. He’s got a clear head.
39. I need to reflect on my choices.
40. Let’s have a clear understanding.
41. That’s a clear indicator.
42. I’m feeling a little hazy.
43. It was a crystal-clear victory.
44. Don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house.
45. I’m feeling def-pane-itly better now!