Alright, here’s a whole forest full of lumberjack puns for you:
1. I’m axe-cited to see you!
2. Don’t be so sappy.
3. He’s knot your average guy.
4. I wood never lie to you.
5. Time to leaf this place.
6. What a tree-mendous day!
7. I’m stumped.
8. That’s unbe-leaf-able!
9. He’s got a lot of bark but no bite.
10. I find that a-peel-ing.
11. Logging off now.
12. He’s really branch-ing out.
13. Stay out of the woodchipper; it’s not a-cute idea.
14. Let’s get to the root of the problem.
15. You’re one in a million fir.
16. I’m going against the grain.
17. Having a re-leaf-ing experience.
18. Don’t be a sap.
19. Axe me anything.
20. Wood you be mine?
21. Having a tree-t.
22. He’s a real stand of excellence.
23. Get to the point, it’s plane to see.
24. I have wood news.
25. I’m rooting for you.
26. Feeling a bit board today.
27. I’m definitely feeling the wood.
28. He’s off the charts!
29. Axe-idently on purpose.
30. I’m stumped for words.
31. Let’s split!
32. I’m pine-ing for you.
33. Stop lumber-ing around.
34. He’s got a hard wood habit!
35. That’s plane wrong.
36. Axeually, I don’t know.
37. Can you lend me a board?
38. It’s all relative, like the dendrochronology.
39. I have an axe to grind.
40. Feeling oak-ay.
41. Don’t get board with me.
42. Just go with the flow-er.
43. He’s got a real handle on things.
44. I’m log-ging some serious hours.
45. He’s saw-cial.
46. Axe-ept my apology.
47. I am feeling very saw-ry.
48. I have to leaf now.
49. Woodn’t you know it!
50. That’s a real saw-cial faux pas.
51. He’s a cut above the rest.
52. You’re a lumber-one in my heart.
53. Hope I didn’t over-saw my welcome.
54. She’s a tree-mendous woman.
55. I’ve got wood to get done!