Okay, here are 100+ Malteser puns, playing on their name, round shape, and chocolatey goodness:
**General Malteser Puns:**
1. Have a Malteser of my heart.
2. I’m nuts about Maltesers!
3. Life is like a box of Maltesers… chocolatey and addictive!
4. Don’t be so Malteser-able!
5. Let’s Malteser-ate the situation. (Meditate)
6. That was a Malteser-bly good idea! (Miserably)
7. You’re absolutely Malteser-izing! (Mesmerizing)
8. I have a Malteser-ious love for chocolate. (Mysterious)
9. Let’s Malteser-ize! (Memorize)
10. I was Malteser-fied. (Mystified)
11. Be careful not to Malteser-calculate. (Miscalculate)
12. Let’s not Malteser-understand each other. (Misunderstand)
13. That’s a Malteser-ble amount of chocolate. (Measurable)
14. I can’t Malteser-sist. (Resist)
15. Are you Malteser-ested? (Interested)
16. My love for you is Malteser-minable! (Interminable)
17. I’m Malteser-ested to know. (Interested)
18. I’m not sure I’m Malteser-stand you. (Misunderstand)
19. Let’s Malteser-pret the rules. (Misinterpret)
20. Don’t Malteser-estimate me. (Underestimate)
21. He’s a true Malteser-tician (mathematician).
22. That’s a Malteser-ial point. (Material)
23. I felt Malteser-able. (Miserable)
24. I’m not Malteser-standing. (Misunderstanding)
25. Let’s not Malteser-judge. (Misjudge)
26. That was Malteser-fortunate. (Misfortunate)
27. You’re very Malteser-tive (assertive).
28. Let’s make a Malteser-ion. (Decision)
29. I’m having a Malteser-tantal moment. (Moment)
30. He’s very Malteser-tic. (Artistic)
31. That’s a Malteser-piece. (Masterpiece)
32. Don’t be a Malteser-noid. (Paranoid)
33. That’s a Malteser-ticular flavour. (Particular)
34. I’m feeling Malteser-venturous. (Adventurous)
35. That’s Malteser-tremely delicious. (Extremely)
**Roundness/Shape Puns:**
36. I could go round in circles for Maltesers.
37. Feeling well-rounded after eating Maltesers.
38. I’m rolling in Maltesers!
39. Have a *ball* eating Maltesers.
40. That’s *sphere*ly a Malteser! (Surely)
41. Round up all the Maltesers!
42. Let’s go *round* to my place for Maltesers.
43. Maltesers: A *sphere* of happiness.
44. Living the *round* life.
45. Maltesers, they *orbit* my mouth (orbit).
**Chocolate Puns:**
46. I’m choc-full of love for Maltesers.
47. This is a choc-tastic moment!
48. I’m completely choc-olated by Maltesers.
49. Have a choc-olate-ly good day!
50. Don’t choc-olate your feelings!
51. I’m choc-oholic for Maltesers!
52. I’m choc-ed to meet you (shocked)
53. Choc it up to experience.
54. Choc full of flavour.
55. Maltesers, the choc of the town! (Talk)
56. Let’s have a choc-to-choc. (Chat)
**Lightness/Airiness Puns:**
57. Feeling light as a Malteser.
58. Maltesers: The airy delight.
59. Floating on air…and Maltesers!
60. A light and airy treat.
61. Get your head out of the clouds, and into a Malteser!
**Sharing Puns:**
62. Sharing is caring…especially with Maltesers!
63. I’m a Malteser sharing kind of person.
64. Want to share a moment…and some Maltesers?
**Love/Affection Puns:**
65. I love you a Malteser bunch.
66. My heart melts for Maltesers.
67. You’re the Malteser to my day.
68. You make me feel like I won the Malteser lottery.
69. I’m sweet on Maltesers!
70. Be Mine-teser!
71. Love at first bite!
72. You’re the Malteser to my heart.
73. I’m falling for Maltesers.
74. That’s a Malteser-able moment! (Memorable)
**Eating/Taste Puns:**
75. Having a *ball* eating Maltesers.
76. These are Malteser-ific! (Terrific)
77. I’m in a Malteser bliss.
78. Sweet dreams are made of Maltesers.
79. Just one more Malteser…I can’t help myself!
80. These are *melt* in your mouth goodness.
81. These are Malteser-iffic! (Terrific)
**Movie/Pop Culture Puns:**
82. Maltesers: The *round* to my heart. (Sound)
83. May the force be with you…and your Maltesers. (Star Wars)
84. Malteser-able me! (Miserable)
85. I see a Malteser, and I want to paint it black. (Rolling Stones)
86. Life is Malteser-able. (Miserable)
87. What a Malteser! (Miser)
88. Malteser-able Les Miserables. (Miserable)
**Work/School Puns:**
89. Taking a Malteser break.
90. Need a Malteser-vation? (Motivation)
91. Time for a Malteser-ation! (Relaxation)
92. These Maltesers are my *sphere* of influence (sphere).
93. Work *round* the clock (round).
**More Malteser Puns:**
94. Feeling *sphere*castic (sarcastic).
95. Let’s take a *sphere*ment in my kitchen! (experiment)
96. I’m a Malteser-ter mind (master).
97. Want to Malteser-ge with me (merge).
98. That’s a Malteser-turing story (torturing).
99. Let’s Malteser-port each other (support).
100. I’m Malteser-lizing a plan (visualising).
101. That’s Malteser-tain (uncertain).
102. I’m Malteser-taking you (mistaking).
I hope you enjoyed this Malteser-ific collection of puns! Let me know if you want more!