Okay, here are 60 hail puns to weather the storm:
**General Hail Puns:**
1. Hail yeah!
2. Hail to the chief (of puns)!
3. Hail no!
4. Having a hail of a time!
5. That’s a hail Mary!
6. What the hail?
7. Hailing all cars!
8. Hail to the victor.
9. Don’t give up, hail persevere.
10. I’m just trying to make hail of it.
11. You hail me at hello.
12. Hail new friends.
13. That’s a hail point.
14. It’s hailing me crazy!
15. What are you hailing about?
**Hail & Weather Puns:**
16. Hail to the forecast!
17. I’m feeling a bit under the weather, maybe it’s all this hail.
18. Brace yourself, hail is coming!
19. The hail storm was a bit rock and roll.
20. This weather is unbe-hail-evable!
21. It’s raining cats and dogs…and hail!
22. Don’t get caught in the hail storm, it’s a rocky situation.
23. This hail is really making me meteor-ble.
24. It’s a hail raising experience.
25. Let’s hail our boat and float around.
26. Hail to the winds.
27. Hail or shine, I’m going outside.
28. I’m so tired of this hail-acious weather!
29. This weather just won’t let me hail.
30. I heard the hail was just a bunch of hot air.
**Hail & Damage Puns:**
31. My car is looking pretty hail-arious after that storm.
32. That hail damage is going to be an ice breaker with the insurance company.
33. Hope you have hail insurance!
34. This hail storm is a total car-nage!
35. My car’s got a hail of a dent.
36. That hail really made a dent in my plans.
37. That hail-ed damage is going to be expensive.
38. No matter what you do, hail always prevail.
39. That hail was straight ice cold.
40. Hopefully the hail doesn’t make you chilly.
**Hail & Stone Puns:**
41. That hail stone was rock solid.
42. Don’t take the hail for granite.
43. The hail was a real gem!
44. These stones are just hail-arious!
45. I’m a hail stone in a world of pebbles.
46. These hail stones are a diamond in the rough.
47. I tried to pick up hail stones, but I couldn’t handle it.
48. I tried to catch some hail, but I was stone cold.
49. These hail stones are like a snowball fight, but rocky.
50. My favorite stone is hail.
**Pun Chain (because why not?):**
51. What do you call a frozen ball of ice that tells stories? A hail-tell.
52. What do you call a hail stone from the ocean? Hail-ibut
53. What do you call a hailstone from space? Hail-ien
54. What do you call a hail stone singing? Hail-eluah
**Other:**
55. Let’s all hail our friend!
56. Hail our new found friendship!
57. You can hail the cab.
58. Stop hail-ding back.
59. Let’s hail on with our day!
60. Well Hail-o there!
I hope these puns give you a good laugh, even if the actual hail isn’t very funny!