Okay, here are 250 alcohol-related puns, suitable for a human audience and focusing on realistic scenarios.
1. I’m feeling grape today!
2. Don’t wine about it!
3. Let’s raise a glass to good times.
4. I’m on cloud wine.
5. Have a pitcher-perfect day!
6. I’m in high spirits!
7. Let’s get this party started with a bang-erang!
8. I’m barley awake today.
9. Having a brew-tiful time.
10. Don’t be bitter, have a beer.
11. Wine not try something new?
12. You had me at merlot.
13. Sip happens.
14. I’m on a strict liquid diet.
15. Feeling a little tipsy.
16. Pour decisions.
17. Let’s taco ’bout it over margaritas.
18. Life is too short to drink bad wine.
19. It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
20. Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.
21. I’m a beer-liever.
22. Rosé all day.
23. Let’s get fizz-ical.
24. I’m aging like a fine wine.
25. Don’t be a gin-ius, be yourself.
26. Time to get sham-rocked.
27. Let’s put a lime in it.
28. Feeling pine-ful without a drink.
29. I’m not slurring, I’m speaking in cursive.
30. Just here for the boos.
31. I’m in a good place with a good whiskey.
32. Tequila mockingbird.
33. This beer is hop-pening!
34. Stay positive, and test negative
35. I need a little vitamin booze.
36. Let’s get this party hopping.
37. Don’t be sour, have a cocktail.
38. I’m just here for the alcoholiday.
39. Life is brew-tiful.
40. It’s a pour-fect day.
41. Feeling bubbly.
42. Let’s celebrate with a drink.
43. Time to wine down.
44. Don’t spill the tea-quila
45. I’m not sure what’s brewing.
46. I’m going to beer-adise.
47. Having a grape time with friends.
48. Let’s get this party on the rocks.
49. Feeling re-wine-ed.
50. I’m a rum-antic.
51. Life is too short for regrets and empty glasses.
52. Let’s make some pour decisions.
53. I’m grapeful for my friends.
54. Don’t be a wis-key.
55. Time to get fizz-ical with my drinks.
56. I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically relaxed.
57. Life is what you make it, so let’s make cocktails.
58. Let’s taco ’bout how much we love margaritas.
59. I’m feeling hop-timistic.
60. Don’t be a champagne problem.
61. Feeling mint to be with this mojito.
62. I’m a sucker for a good cocktail.
63. Let’s get this party shaken, not stirred.
64. I’m in a wine-derful mood.
65. Don’t be bitter, have a sweeter drink.
66. Time to get schnapps-y.
67. I’m feeling spritzer-ific.
68. Let’s get this party amped up.
69. Feeling cooler than a cucumber infused gin.
70. Don’t be a pain in the glass.
71. It’s a gin-win situation.
72. I’m just here for the refills.
73. Let’s get this party barrel of laughs.
74. Feeling bubbly and bright.
75. Don’t be a sourpuss, have a cocktail.
76. Time to get a little fruity.
77. I’m feeling whiskey business.
78. Let’s get this party rocking with a nice cocktail.
79. Feeling grapeful for my wine collection.
80. Don’t be a vodka-holic.
81. It’s a brew-tiful day for a beer.
82. I’m just here for the good times and good drinks.
83. Let’s get this party flowing.
84. Feeling happy and hydrated with cocktails.
85. Don’t be a dram-a queen.
86. Time to get a little wild with beer.
87. I’m feeling gin-credibly good.
88. Let’s get this party bubbling with wine.
89. Feeling refreshed and ready for anything.
90. Don’t be a sherry little baby.
91. It’s a wine-win situation.
92. I’m just here to spill the wine.
93. Let’s get this party poppin’.
94. Feeling fruity and fabulous.
95. Don’t be a spirits-buster.
96. Time to get a little tipsy-turvy.
97. I’m feeling bubbly and bright.
98. Let’s get this party shaken.
99. Feeling cool as a cucumber cocktail.
100. Don’t be a bitter Betty, have a beer.
101. It’s a brew-tiful thing to have friends and alcohol.
102. I’m just here for the cocktail hour.
103. Let’s get this party rolling with some spirits.
104. Feeling refreshed and ready for anything.
105. Don’t be a whiskey business.
106. Time to get a little twisted.
107. I’m feeling fine and wine-ing.
108. Let’s get this party brewing.
109. Feeling bubbly and bright, like a glass of champagne.
110. Don’t be a gin and tonic tantrum.
111. It’s a wine-derful way to end the day.
112. I’m just here to wine down.
113. Let’s get this party swirling.
114. Feeling grapeful for this moment.
115. Don’t be a wine-er.
116. Time to get a little fruity with the cocktails.
117. I’m feeling spirits-ed away.
118. Let’s get this party bubbling with laughter.
119. Feeling cool and collected with my martini.
120. Don’t be a beer necessities.
121. It’s a brew-tiful friendship we have here.
122. I’m just here for the hops and dreams.
123. Let’s get this party on tap.
124. Feeling refreshed and ready for a good time.
125. Don’t be a whiskey away my problems.
126. Time to get a little fizzy with me.
127. I’m feeling all kinds of spirits in one.
128. Let’s get this party flowing like wine.
129. Feeling bubbly and sophisticated with this drink.
130. Don’t be a gin and bear it.
131. It’s a wine-some sight to see.
132. I’m just here for the wine and cheese.
133. Let’s get this party spinning.
134. Feeling grapeful for the simple things.
135. Don’t be a bottle of problems.
136. Time to get a little fruity and fun.
137. I’m feeling spirits-ly refreshed.
138. Let’s get this party popping.
139. Feeling cool, calm, and cocktail-ed.
140. Don’t be a beer-head.
141. It’s a brew-tiful life, with a beer in hand.
142. I’m just here for the alcoholiday season.
143. Let’s get this party a-brew.
144. Feeling bubbly and ready to celebrate.
145. Don’t be a whiskey business as usual.
146. Time to get a little toasted.
147. I’m feeling all spirits-tually connected.
148. Let’s get this party poured.
149. Feeling cool and confident, thanks to this drink.
150. Don’t be a party pooper.
151. Wine is my spirit animal.
152. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
153. You can’t sip with us.
154. I like my wine as dark as my soul.
155. I’ve had a rough day, I need a beer hug.
156. Save water, drink wine.
157. Beer: Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
158. Drinking wine feeling fine.
159. I’m in a committed relationship with wine.
160. My blood type is beer positive.
161. I work so hard so my wine has a better life.
162. Alcohol you later!
163. It’s all fun and games until the alcohol runs out.
164. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a winerist!
165. I don’t need therapy, I just need wine.
166. Don’t worry, beer happy!
167. The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.
168. I’m not drunk, I’m just feeling extra spirited!
169. Gin and bear it
170. I’m just a beer and a good time
171. This party is going to be on tap.
172. Have a jolly holiday with these spirits
173. Have a keg-tastic time at this party!
174. This party is unbeerlievable!
175. Wine down from all your hard work
176. Have a brew-tiful day!
177. The gin to my tonic
178. I’ll beer there for you!
179. I like to wine a lot!
180. These alcohol puns got me a little spirits away
181. It’s all fun and games until the gin runs out.
182. Alcohol is my solution, what’s the problem
183. Don’t lose your head over one bad beer
184. Alcohol just so happens to make things funnier
185. Time to get a little hammered
186. Stop and smell the rosé
187. Feeling absolutely grape!
188. I’ll be there to raise your spirits!
189. I don’t need therapy, I just need beer!
190. Have a ginormous amount of fun!
191. This party is hop-pening!
192. Keep calm and pour another glass
193. It ain’t over til the drinks run out!
194. Come to our party and have a beer-illiant time
195. You’re one in a melon-flavored liquor
196. Alcohol – The only problem here’s a short term solution.
197. Let’s taco-bout how much we love tequila.
198. Life is brew-tiful with a good beer in hand.
199. Wine is my love language.
200. Just here for the boos!
201. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
202. Let’s get fizzical with our cocktails.
203. Feeling beer-y good today.
204. A day without wine is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
205. On cloud wine with this glass in my hand.
206. Life is too short to drink boring beer.
207. This vodka is making me feel vodka-lized.
208. Feeling absolutely grapeful for this moment.
209. In wine there’s truth, in beer there’s strength.
210. Let’s put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
211. I like to wine down after a long day.
212. This drink is pear-fectly refreshing.
213. You had me at Merlot.
214. Let’s get this party on the rocks.
215. Life is better with a little gin and tonic.
216. Have a brew-tiful birthday!
217. Wine not have another glass?
218. It’s always wine o’clock somewhere.
219. Feeling gin-credible tonight!
220. This beer is hop-tastic!
221. Let’s raise a glass to good health and good company.
222. Feeling positively tipsy.
223. I need a little vitamin booze.
224. It’s time to wine down after a long day.
225. Stay positive, test negative, drink wine.
226. Life is what happens between coffee and wine.
227. Let’s get this party started, it’s gonna be epic.
228. Rosé the day away
229. I never met a beer I didn’t like.
230. Save the earth, it’s the only planet with wine.
231. I’m not sure what’s brewing, but I’m excited.
232. This is my resting beer face.
233. I want someone to look at me the way I look at wine.
234. I can make pour decisions all by myself.
235. This party is going to be amped up!
236. When life gives you lemons, make a margarita.
237. Hakuna Moscato: It means no worries, drink wine.
238. You are the gin to my tonic.
239. Keep calm and have a brew.
240. This calls for a celebration.
241. Sip happens, don’t worry.
242. Time to un-wine.
243. Always say yes to wine.
244. Cheers to the weekend, bottoms up!
245. This beer is amazing, I’m in high spirits!
246. All you need is love and a bottle of wine.
247. Love the wine you’re with.
248. Let’s party until we can’t tequila walk anymore.
249. You’re one in a vermouth!
250. Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.