Okay, here are 100 animal puns for your blog, focusing on human-relatable situations and avoiding explanations:
1. I’m feeling fawn-tastic today!
2. Don’t be a chicken, just ask them out.
3. I otterly love this new coffee shop.
4. That’s a load of bull.
5. I’m trying to be more assertive, it’s a slow process, but I’m getting there, snail by snail.
6. I’m lion when I say I’m not tired.
7. Having a whale of a time.
8. Don’t badger me, I’m busy.
9. I’m feeling a little horse today.
10. I need to paws and think about this.
11. You’re looking very fly today.
12. He’s got a real hawk eye for detail.
13. Don’t be such a turkey.
14. I just want to be left a-loon.
15. I’m owl-ways happy to help.
16. Feeling crabby today.
17. You really have to come out of your shell.
18. I’m raven about this new book.
19. That joke was unbearable.
20. Let minnow if you need anything.
21. I can barely keep my eyes open; I must be koala-fied to sleep.
22. Having a hare-raising experience.
23. It was an elephant in the room.
24. He’s such a snake.
25. Don’t get your feathers ruffled.
26. I’m just winging it.
27. Feeling sheepish about my mistake.
28. Let’s monkey around!
29. Quit your squawking!
30. I’m dog-tired.
31. That’s a wild goose chase.
32. What in the chinchilla?!
33. Let’s get clucking on this project.
34. I’m a little hoarse from yelling.
35. Stop hounding me!
36. I’m trying to find my inner peace… it’s a slow loris.
37. He’s a real wise owl.
38. Don’t be such a boar.
39. I’ve got a frog in my throat.
40. We can’t all be heron time.
41. I’m ravenously hungry.
42. This is going to be a real cat-astrophe.
43. It’s a dog-eat-dog world.
44. He’s got a real bee in his bonnet.
45. I’m just trying to wing it through life.
46. She has a heart of goldfinch.
47. He’s always lion around.
48. I’m feeling really down in the dumps, like a sad, blue-footed booby.
49. This is totally quackers.
50. I’m not kitten around.
51. That’s just a load of carp.
52. I’m trying to find my place, one step at a time… like a pangolin.
53. He’s always trying to ferret out information.
54. It’s like herding cats.
55. I’m feeling fin-tastic!
56. Don’t be koi about your feelings.
57. I’m feeling a little batty.
58. That was an o-fish-ial announcement.
59. I could just eat a whole flock of donuts.
60. Let’s flock together later.
61. I’m feeling turtley awesome.
62. It was a real zoo out there.
63. That’s a horse of a different color.
64. He’s a real wolf in sheep’s clothing.
65. I need to fly the coop.
66. It’s just the platypus of the iceberg.
67. He really needs to buck up.
68. Don’t be such a chicken!
69. You are the apple of my ibis.
70. That was a close shave, like a sheared sheep.
71. I’m feeling pidgeon-toed about this decision.
72. That outfit is toad-ally awesome.
73. Don’t have a cow!
74. He’s a real party animal.
75. I’m feeling blue, like a sad macaw.
76. That’s a bunch of baloney, said the walrus.
77. He’s always horsing around.
78. I’m feeling a little crabby today.
79. Let’s go out and have some fun, it’ll be a hoot!
80. I’m feeling sheepish about this.
81. You’re such a cheetah!
82. Stop being such a pest, like a flea.
83. I’m owl booked up this weekend.
84. You’re really winging it!
85. He’s got a real eagle eye.
86. Don’t monkey with me, I’m busy.
87. That’s a whale of a problem.
88. I’m feeling a little squirrely today.
89. Let’s get this show on the roadrunner!
90. You’re the best of the bunch, my little chickadee!
91. Don’t get your goat!
92. I’m just floating along, like a jellyfish.
93. We really need to parrot these instructions back.
94. Feeling like a tired old dog.
95. That’s otter nonsense.
96. Take a cheetah to the answer.
97. I’m just trying to find my flock.
98. He’s a real night owl.
99. He’s a bit of a lone wolf.
100. He’s a real fox.