Okay, here are 100 apple cider puns, realistic to human interaction and experience, perfect for your blog:
1. Feeling cider-ly excited for fall.
2. This cider is apple-solutely delicious.
3. Don’t be cider-tracked by pumpkin spice.
4. I’m having a cider moment.
5. Need a little cider therapy.
6. This cider is unbe-leaf-able!
7. Having a cider-ific day.
8. Cider makes everything better, apple-solutely.
9. I’m cider-ously in love with autumn.
10. Just add cider!
11. Feeling grate-FALL for cider.
12. This cider is pure apple-solute happiness.
13. Apple cider? Don’t mind if I dew.
14. Life is what you bake of it, especially with cider.
15. Oh my gourd, this cider is good!
16. Cider is my fall guilty pleasure.
17. Fall so hard for cider.
18. Don’t be a cider hater.
19. Feeling cider-rific today!
20. Cheers to apple cider and cozy sweaters.
21. Having a cider-bration!
22. In cider we trust.
23. This cider is the pick of the patch.
24. Keep calm and drink cider.
25. Feeling apple-solutely amazing with this cider.
26. This cider is apple-tizing.
27. Fall in love with cider.
28. Cider: my fall addiction.
29. Can’t wait to cider down by the fire.
30. Is it too early for cider? Apple-solutely not!
31. Spice, spice baby! (In my cider).
32. All you need is cider.
33. Feeling cider-ly blessed.
34. You’re the apple of my cider.
35. Taking things one cider at a time.
36. My blood type is cider-positive.
37. Just hanging with my cider.
38. Cider weather is the best weather.
39. I’m not cider-ly religious, but this is divine.
40. Can’t get enough of this apple cider.
41. Apple cider makes me feel alive!
42. A day without cider is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
43. Cider: a hug in a mug.
44. I’m falling for cider!
45. Getting my daily dose of cider.
46. Making cider memories.
47. Enjoying a cider state of mind.
48. You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not cider.
49. Feeling apple-solutely refreshed.
50. May your days be cider and bright.
51. Life’s too short for bad cider.
52. Get cider-fied!
53. I’m not lazy, I’m on cider time.
54. This cider is driving me a-peel.
55. Feeling very cider-ful after that cup.
56. Autumn leaves and apple cider please.
57. Home is where the cider is.
58. Sip happens, especially with cider.
59. It’s fall, y’all, let’s drink some cider!
60. I like big mugs and I cannot lie (of cider).
61. A cider a day keeps the doctor away.
62. That cider was legen-dairy!
63. Cider is my love language.
64. I’m having a cider-ly good time!
65. Don’t be so cider-ious.
66. Cider is my jam.
67. Don’t take any wooden cider.
68. Having an apple-solutely smashing time.
69. This cider is my main squeeze.
70. I’ve decided to become a cider connoisseur.
71. Cider: A liquid hug.
72. Everything I brew, I brew it for cider.
73. Living that cider life.
74. I only have cider for you.
75. I was cider-prised to see it was so good.
76. I got this cider on a-sale!
77. Cider: The official drink of fall.
78. My favorite color is cider.
79. Feeling cider-ally warm inside.
80. This cider makes my heart sing.
81. Cider is my comfort zone.
82. Feeling fine and cider-y.
83. Cider is my happy place.
84. Having a cider-ously good time.
85. This cider is pure gold.
86. Cider: Fueling my autumn adventures.
87. Let’s get cider-wasted! (Just kidding… mostly)
88. Cider is my spirit animal.
89. This cider is apple-solutely perfect!
90. Cider weather is my favorite weather.
91. I’m on a cider diet.
92. Cider: Nature’s energy drink.
93. This cider is a dream come true.
94. Cider is the answer.
95. Having a cider-filled day.
96. Cider: Making memories one sip at a time.
97. This cider is a work of art.
98. Cider is my therapy.
99. Feeling cider-full and content.
100. I’m cider-tainly in love with fall!