1. What did the tourist say after getting lost in Aruba? “A-rue-ba the way home!”
2. Why did the couple get married in Aruba? Because they wanted to “tie the knot” in paradise!
3. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to drink? A “beer-uba”
4. What did the ocean say to the beach in Aruba? “I shore do love you!”
5. Why did the turtle cross the road in Aruba? To get to the other shell-ter!
6. What do you call a lazy person in Aruba? A “beach bum”
7. What did the sand say to the ocean in Aruba? “Don’t be salty!”
8. Why was the ocean in Aruba feeling insecure? Because it was getting “sea-rious” competition from the beach!
9. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to dance? A “samba-uba”
10. Why did the tourist get a sunburn in Aruba? Because they fell for the sun’s “trap”!
11. What do you call a small island in Aruba? A “mini-uba”
12. Why did the wind blow so hard in Aruba? Because it was “fan-atic” about the island!
13. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to fish? A “reel-uba”
14. Why did the tourist take a nap in Aruba? Because they were “shore” exhausted!
15. What do you call a beach in Aruba that’s always crowded? A “pack-it-uba”
16. Why did the tourist lose their way in Aruba? Because they got “lost in paradise”!
17. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to read? A “book-uba”
18. Why did the waves crash so loudly in Aruba? Because they were “shore-ing” everyone up!
19. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to surf? A “wave-ruba”
20. Why did the tourist get a tattoo in Aruba? Because they wanted to “ink-uba” their memories!
21. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to cook? A “chef-uba”
22. Why did the tourist buy a hammock in Aruba? Because they wanted to “swing” for the fences!
23. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to play golf? A “birdie-uba”
24. Why did the tourist get a massage in Aruba? Because they were “knead-ing” some relaxation!
25. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to go shopping? A “spend-uba”
26. Why did the tourist take a cooking class in Aruba? Because they wanted to “spice” up their vacation!
27. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to hike? A “trail-uba”
28. Why did the tourist get a manicure in Aruba? Because they wanted to “nail” their vacation!
29. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to ride horses? A “saddle-uba”
30. Why did the tourist take a sunset cruise in Aruba? Because they wanted to “set sail” for a romantic evening!
31. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to go snorkeling? A “fin-uba”
32. Why did the tourist get a scuba diving certification in Aruba? Because they wanted to “explore” the underwater world!
33. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to windsurf? A “board-uba”
34. Why did the tourist take a kiteboarding lesson in Aruba? Because they wanted to “soar” above the water!
35. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to sail? A “yacht-uba”
36. Why did the tourist get a tattoo of a palm tree in Aruba? Because they wanted to “leaf” their mark on the island!
37. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to go fishing? A “reel-uba”
38. Why did the tourist get a sunburn in Aruba? Because they “over-dosed” on sunshine!
39. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to dance salsa? A “salsa-uba”
40. Why did the tourist get a massage in Aruba? Because they were “kneaded” some relaxation!
41. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to go shopping? A “shopa-uba”
42. Why did the tourist get a hair cut in Aruba? Because they wanted to “style” their vacation!
43. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to play the lottery? A “lotto-uba”
44. Why did the tourist get a tattoo in Aruba? Because they wanted to “ink-uba” their memories!
45. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to go to the beach? A “beach-uba”
46. Why did the tourist get a manicure in Aruba? Because they wanted to “nail” their vacation!
47. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to go camping? A “camp-uba”
48. Why did the tourist get a scuba diving certification in Aruba? Because they wanted to “explore” the underwater world!
49. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to go snorkeling? A “snorkel-uba”
50. Why did the tourist get a sunburn in Aruba? Because they “over-dosed” on sunshine!
51. What do you call a person from Aruba who loves to go fishing? A “reel-uba”