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1. I’ve got a peanut butter feeling about this. 2. Life is short, eat more peanut butter. 3. Peanut butter: I’m nuts about it. 4. Spread the love (of peanut butter). 5. Having a peanut butter day! 6. Peanut butter: the only thing better than jelly. 7. You’re peanut butter and jelly to me. 8. … Read more

1. Having a pink party is always a-maize-ing! 2. I’m feeling pretty in pink today. 3. Don’t be such a pinko! 4. Life’s too short to wear boring pink. 5. Having a pink day? Don’t worry, be happy! 6. I’m feeling awfully pink-ish. 7. That shade of pink is totally rad-ish. 8. Pink is my … Read more

1. Why did the rhino get lost? Because he couldn’t find his horn-y way. 2. What do you call a rhino who’s always late? A procrastin-o-horn. 3. What do you call a rhino who’s always on the go? A rushing-horn. 4. What do you call a rhino with a big appetite? A hungry-horn. 5. What … Read more

1. What do you call a cicada that’s always getting into trouble? A broodling delinquent. 2. Why don’t cicadas ever get lost? Because they’re always in the same hum. 3. What do you call a cicada that’s always trying to show off? A braggart bug. 4. What do you get when you cross a cicada … Read more

1. What did the capybara say when it got a new hat? “My head is now in a better place!” 2. Why did the capybara join the band? Because it was a natural “keyboardist”! 3. What do you call a capybara with headphones on? “A hip-popotamus!” 4. What do you call a capybara that’s always … Read more

1. Why did the almond get a speeding ticket? Because it cracked the speed limit! 2. What do you call an almond that’s always in the spotlight? A star almond! 3. Why did the almond get a job as a spy? Because it’s known for its stealthy crackerjacks. 4. What do you call an almond … Read more

1. What do you call a liver that’s always getting into trouble? A black sheep. 2. What do you call a liver that’s always on the run? A fugitive. 3. What do you call a liver that’s always bragging? A big mouth. 4. What do you call a liver that’s always getting lost? A wanderer. … Read more

1. **What do you call a princess who’s always getting into trouble?** A real pain in the tiara. 2. **What do you call a princess who’s always late?** A slowcoach on a throne. 3. **What do you call a princess who’s always bragging?** A tiara snob. 4. **What do you call a princess who’s always … Read more

1. What do you call a spicy pepper that’s always in a good mood? A chili with a sunny disposition. 2. Why did the hot pepper get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught going over the chili limit! 3. What do you call a spicy chili that’s too hot to handle? A firecracker in … Read more

1. What do you call a squid that always gets lost? **A squid pro quo.** 2. What do you call a squid that’s always getting into trouble? **A bad ink-fluence.** 3. What do you call a squid that’s always late? **A procrastinating cephalopod.** 4. What do you call a squid that’s always making jokes? **A … Read more