Punsexpert

1. I’m feeling pretty eagle today, ready to soar through my to-do list. 2. He’s got an eagle eye for detail when it comes to proofreading. 3. Let’s keep an eagle eye on the budget this quarter. 4. She’s got an eagle-like focus when she’s coding. 5. I’m eager to eagle-ly await the results of … Read more

1. I’m feeling a little paper-cut up about this flight. 2. This paper airplane is really taking off! 3. He’s got a real knack for paper-air-planing. 4. That was a paper-thin margin of victory. 5. Don’t fold under pressure! 6. It’s all about the right paper-folding technique. 7. He’s a real paper-plane pro. 8. Let’s … Read more

1. I’m having a hobbit-sized appetite today. 2. This stew is quite the ring-dinger! 3. Let’s have a feast fit for a king… or a Gondorian. 4. These lembas crackers are simply unbread-lievable. 5. Feeling rather merry, like a drunken elf. 6. This bread is so good, it’s worth fighting a war for. 7. My … Read more

1. Have a blooming marvelous birthday! 2. Wishing you a sunflower-y good day! 3. Hope your birthday is tulip-tastic! 4. You’re one in a melon! (Technically a fruit, but close enough) 5. Don’t worry, be happy, it’s your birthday! (Implied flower reference) 6. You’re looking really rose-y today! 7. Let’s get this party petal-ing! 8. … Read more

1. Bartholomew: Bart-ender 2. Chad: Chad-illac 3. Steve: Steverine 4. Dave: Da-vinci Code 5. Greg: Gregarious 6. Mark: Mark-eting genius 7. Kevin: Ke-win-er 8. Mike: Microphone 9. John: Johnny-on-the-spot 10. Paul: Paul-erful 11. Tom: Tom-foolery 12. Chris: Chris-mas came early 13. Matt: Matt-ress King 14. Brian: Brain-storm 15. David: Da-vid-ly 16. Jason: Jason-bourne identity 17. … Read more

1. I’ve been feeling blue lately. 2. Having a beige day. 3. That joke was really corny, it was a total groan-up. 4. Don’t be such a yellow belly! 5. He’s got a green thumb, and a green eye for a deal. 6. She’s got a lavender life. 7. Feeling a little peachy keen. 8. … Read more

1. I’m not sure what’s tighter, my waist or my schedule. 2. Honey, I’m booked and busy, darling! 3. This look is giving “high maintenance,” but I’m worth it. 4. My wig is more expensive than your rent. 5. I’m serving face, and a side of sass. 6. Feeling fierce, fabulous, and a little bit … Read more

1. Having a snow much fun! 2. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow-globe! 3. Feeling snow-cially good today. 4. I’m snow-where near done with these puns. 5. Life is snow joke. 6. Don’t snow-body what I’m talking about. 7. Having a snow-mazing time. 8. Feeling a little snowed under. 9. It’s snow … Read more

1. I’ve got a really bad knee; it’s been *knead*ing some serious attention. 2. My knee’s feeling a little *knees-y* today. 3. Don’t be such a *kneecap*; lighten up! 4. I’m *knee-deep* in trouble. 5. My knee hurts so much, it’s *patella-ble*. 6. I had a *knee-gative* experience at the doctor’s. 7. I’m feeling *knee-dless* … Read more

1. I’ve got a Gouda feeling about this. 2. Having a cheesy time. 3. Feeling grate! 4. That’s nacho average cheese. 5. You’re looking cheesy today! 6. Let’s get cheesy. 7. Feeling blue? Try some cheese! 8. Brie-lliant! 9. Don’t be a cheese-cake. 10. Have a cheesy Christmas. 11. Life’s short, eat more cheese. 12. … Read more