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1. Lettuce turnip the beet. 2. I’m feeling grape today! 3. Don’t be such a meloncholy person. 4. Having a gouda time cooking. 5. Life’s short, eat dessert first. 6. Omelette you believe it? 7. I’m not sure what’s tighter, my jeans or my spice rack. 8. Having a whale of a time baking. 9. … Read more

1. My dad’s golf game is always par for the course. 2. He’s got a hole-in-one personality on the course. 3. He’s got a swing so smooth, it’s putting me to sleep. 4. His golf cart is his happy place. 5. He’s always looking for a birdie. 6. He’s got more sand in his bunker … Read more

1. I’ve got the blues so bad, I’m seeing blue suede shoes. 2. Feeling blue? Try a blue raspberry smoothie. 3. My blues are so deep, they’re indigo. 4. I’m feeling blue, it’s a real blue moon. 5. These blues are making me see red. 6. My heart’s blue, my wallet’s blue, it’s a blue-collar … Read more

1. I’m bananas about you! 2. You’re my perfect peel. 3. Let’s go bananas together. 4. You make me feel like a million bananas. 5. You’re my potassium soulmate. 6. I’m completely ape over you. 7. You’re one in a melon… I mean, banana! 8. Having a banana day with you. 9. You’re the apple … Read more

1. I’m feeling a little band-aid today. 2. Having a band-aid moment. 3. That scrape really put a band-aid on my day. 4. This band-aid is sticking with me. 5. I’m all band-aided up. 6. Feeling a bit band-aid-ed. 7. Time to stick a band-aid on it. 8. This band-aid is a lifesaver. 9. My … Read more

1. I had a mussel-taneous awakening this morning. 2. Feeling shellfish today. 3. Don’t be a clam, tell me your secrets! 4. I’m feeling a little mussel-bound. 5. Life’s too short to eat boring mussels. 6. Mussel be kidding me! 7. Having a mussel-y good time. 8. I’m all about that mussel life. 9. It’s … Read more

1. I’ve got a baguette this party! 2. Having a croissant time. 3. Don’t be a fondue fool. 4. Life is short, eat dessert first. (While not strictly a food pun, it’s relevant to French desserts) 5. Omelette you believe it? 6. I’m feeling saucy. 7. Having a brie-lliant day. 8. That’s a-maize-ing quiche! 9. … Read more

1. Having a pineapple of a time! 2. Life’s short, eat dessert first…especially pineapple. 3. I’m feeling awfully *pineapple* today. 4. Don’t be a *pain in the pineapple*. 5. Just *pineapple*ing my way through life. 6. Having a *cordial* time with pineapple. 7. Pineapple: it’s *fruit-astic*! 8. Feeling *juicy* and *sweet* like a pineapple. 9. … Read more

1. I’m feeling bubbly today! 2. Let’s raise a glass…of bubble tea! 3. Having a bubble of a time. 4. My life is like a bubble bath – relaxing and foamy. 5. Don’t burst my bubble! 6. Feeling a little bubbly after that champagne. 7. Life’s too short for flat drinks; go bubbly! 8. This … Read more

1. I’m feeling sprout-tacular today! 2. Don’t be such a sprout-head! 3. Having a sprout-tastic time. 4. Life’s too short to sprout regrets. 5. I’m head over heels for brussel sprouts. 6. These sprouts are out of this world! 7. Sprouts: They’re always in season in my heart. 8. Feeling sprout-y and energized. 9. Let’s … Read more