Punsexpert

1. Having a sushi-licious birthday! 2. Let’s get this party rollin’! 3. You’re un-tuna-believable! 4. Hope your day is kelp-tastic! 5. You’re the soy-est person I know! 6. Don’t be a wasabi-baby, let’s celebrate! 7. You’re one in a melon! 8. Have a whale of a time! 9. Wishing you a roe-mance-filled year! 10. You’re … Read more

1. Pac-Man’s got a ghost of a chance. 2. He’s got a real pellet to his name. 3. He’s always in a maze, but never lost. 4. He’s a real power-pellet player. 5. He’s got a fruity appetite. 6. He’s got a big mouth for a small guy. 7. He’s always chasing the high score. … Read more

1. I’ve got a bead on that mystery. 2. Don’t be a bead-y driver! 3. He’s got a real bead on his eye. 4. Let’s get this bead rolling. 5. That’s a bead of a story. 6. This project is a real bead-ache. 7. She’s got a bead on fashion. 8. Having a bead of … Read more

1. Having a mailbox is a mail-time commitment. 2. I’m feeling mailbox-ious today. 3. My mailbox is always full of post-tivity. 4. Don’t be a mail-function, get your mail! 5. I’ve got a mail-titude of letters to send. 6. Life’s too short for a boring mailbox. 7. My mailbox is my happy place (to receive … Read more

1. What do you call a goose that’s always late? A honk-tard. 2. What’s a goose’s favorite type of music? Honk-hop. 3. Why did the goose cross the playground? To get to the other slide! 4. What do you get if you drop a goose on the floor? A goosebump. 5. What’s a goose’s favorite … Read more

1. Having a agave-tastic day! 2. Feeling agave-in good today. 3. Don’t worry, be agave! 4. Life’s too short for boring agave. 5. Agave a chance! 6. Tequila-tion is my favorite! 7. Agave-adoring this weather. 8. Just agave-ing it. 9. Agave-t to meet you. 10. I’m feeling agave-able. 11. Let’s agave a party! 12. It’s … Read more

1. I’m having a cereal-sly good time! 2. Life is short, eat dessert first…and cereal. 3. Don’t be a granola-y person. 4. Have a bowl-tiful day! 5. I’m feeling fruiti-licious today. 6. I’m feeling kinda wheaty. 7. Let’s get this bread…and cereal. 8. I’m not sure what’s better, the cereal or the milk. 9. Cereal … Read more

1. I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of ham. It was a ham-azing experience. 2. Feeling ham-some today. 3. This ham is so good, it’s ham-azingly delicious! 4. I’m feeling a little ham-pered today. 5. Don’t be a ham, share the ham! 6. Having a ham-tastic day! 7. … Read more

1. Oreo: the only cookie I’ll ever need. 2. I’ve got a serious Oreo-n-go problem. 3. Life’s short, eat dessert first…especially Oreos. 4. Having an Oreo-some day! 5. I’m feeling very Oreo-ginal today. 6. Oreos: my kind of twist. 7. Don’t be a doubter, just twist, lick, and dunk. 8. I like my coffee how … Read more

1. Having a marga-rita-bly good time! 2. Life’s short, drink margaritas. 3. Feeling lime-y today. 4. Margarita-ville is my happy place. 5. I like my margaritas like I like my puns: a little salty. 6. Don’t be a sourpuss, have a margarita. 7. Let’s get this fiesta started with margaritas! 8. Feeling a little tequila-fied. … Read more