Okay, here are 200 puns related to bars, drinks, and general bar-going experiences:
1. I had a whisky good time last night.
2. Don’t wine about it, have another glass.
3. This beer is unbeerlievable!
4. Let’s raise the bar on cocktail creativity.
5. I’m in high spirits tonight.
6. Having a pitcher-perfect evening.
7. I’m shaken, not stirred, by that news.
8. Life is what you make it, so have a cocktail.
9. I’m feeling grape, thanks to this wine.
10. Never met a beer I didn’t like.
11. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
12. Don’t be bitter, have a beer.
13. I’m on cloud wine.
14. This gin is the best I’ve ever seen!
15. Let’s taco ’bout how great this bar is.
16. Olive you so much!
17. You had me at Merlot.
18. Don’t be dram-atic.
19. I’m a glass half-full kind of person.
20. Pour decisions make great stories.
21. Beer today, gone tomorrow.
22. I’m just here for the booze.
23. Feeling brew-tiful tonight.
24. Let’s get fizz-ical!
25. Sip happens.
26. Happy hour is my happy place.
27. I’m crushing on this cocktail.
28. Let’s get this party started, pronto!
29. This bar is a real gem.
30. I like my drinks with a splash of adventure.
31. I’m barrel-ly keeping it together.
32. Let’s wine down after work.
33. This drink is absolutely grape-tastic.
34. I’m having a gin-uine good time.
35. Keep calm and carry a wine glass.
36. I’m feeling bubbly today.
37. I’m not sure what’s more impressive, the cocktails or my puns.
38. This vodka is on point.
39. Drinking: because no great story ever started with a salad.
40. You’re the rum to my coke.
41. I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.
42. Feeling a little pitcher-ly today.
43. Life’s too short to drink bad wine.
44. Let’s go out, I’m buy-curious.
45. He was slurring his words; I thought he was Russian.
46. All you need is love, and a good drink.
47. I have mixed drinks about feelings.
48. Rosé all day!
49. Whiskey Business.
50. You had me at cocktails.
51. The night is young and so are we… In spirit, at least.
52. Wine flies when you’re having fun.
53. Cheers to beers and good times.
54. I like my cocktails how I like myself: full of spirit.
55. Don’t be a sourpuss, have a Margarita.
56. Keep your friends close and your drinks closer.
57. I’m having a re-wine-ding good time.
58. You’re a shot of sunshine.
59. Let’s get this par-tea started!
60. I’m in a good place, mentally and at the bar.
61. I’m a cocktail enthusiast.
62. I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it, shrimp cocktails especially!
63. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
64. You’re the lime to my tequila.
65. Drink happy thoughts.
66. Let’s get this bread… and some beer.
67. The bartender is my therapist.
68. Good vibes and high tides… and maybe a cocktail.
69. I’m not slurring my words, I’m speaking in cursive.
70. This bar is the place to be.
71. “I’m not driving, I’m just taxi-ng.”
72. I work to support my drinking habit.
73. You’re the gin to my tonic.
74. Hakuna Moscato: It means no worries, for the rest of the day.
75. I’m on a liquid diet.
76. A balanced diet is a drink in each hand.
77. I’ve got 99 problems, but a drink ain’t one.
78. This drink is legen-dairy.
79. May contain alcohol.
80. I only drink on days that end in “Y”.
81. My blood type is beer positive.
82. I can’t remember the last time I felt so bubbly.
83. I’m liquidating my assets.
84. I’m whiskey you a merry Christmas.
85. You can’t sip with us.
86. This beer is brew-tiful.
87. Beer: because any great story started with someone eating a salad?
88. You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep
89. I need vitamin beer
90. Coffee: because sobriety is scary.
91. You are the gin to my tonic.
92. It’s always wine o’clock somewhere!
93. Don’t kill my vibe, just bring the wine.
94. I’m a whiskey lover.
95. I’m looking for a brew-tiful girl.
96. My hobby is drinking.
97. My dream job is a bar.
98. I’m always in high spirits.
99. I love bars; they raise them well.
100. I hate when I lose my money in a vending machine that’s on private property. I feel like I’m supporting the establishment.
101. Alcohol you later.
102. I’m living la vida mocha.
103. I’m just winging it and hope I don’t fall over.
104. All I need is a good drink.
105. I’m very hoppy to be here.
106. I’m ready for a night out.
107. I’m out on the town!
108. Let’s have a fun time.
109. The drink is amazing.
110. I’m enjoying the drinks.
111. I am grapeful for my friends.
112. You make Mimosas out of nothing.
113. You are one in a melon.
114. Beer makes me hoppy.
115. This bar is beer-y nice.
116. I only have ice for you.
117. We are mint to be together.
118. What do you call sad coffee? Depresso.
119. Love is Ale we need.
120. Don’t worry be hoppy!
121. I found you very ap-peel-ing.
122. Be there or beer square.
123. I’m brew-tiful inside and out.
124. I’m so glad we canned these plans.
125. You can always count on me because I’m lager than life.
126. Having a pint of fun.
127. Time flies when you’re having rum!
128. I’m in love with this bar so matcha.
129. I’m simply the zest.
130. You gotta poke fun at yourself.
131. Sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.
132. But first, coffee.
133. You’re one in a melon.
134. You’re the only fish in the sea.
135. I always feel minty fresh.
136. I don’t see anything wrong with my wine habit.
137. I’m a wine connoisseur.
138. I’m a seasoned pro at cocktail-making.
139. I’m well-versed in all things alcohol.
140. I’m a beer aficionado.
141. I’m fluent in beer, wine, and cocktails.
142. I’m an expert on all things hoppy.
143. I’m a gin lover, plain and simple.
144. I’m a tequila enthusiast.
145. I’m a rum runner.
146. I’m a vodka virtuoso.
147. I’m a whiskey woman.
148. I’m a champagne champion.
149. I’m a cocktail guru.
150. I’m a drink whisperer.
151. I’m a bar fly.
152. I’m a happy camper.
153. I’m a cool cat.
154. I’m a party animal.
155. I’m a night owl.
156. I’m a social butterfly.
157. I’m a people person.
158. I’m a fun-loving person.
159. I’m a ray of sunshine.
160. I’m a good time waiting to happen.
161. You are brew-tiful inside and out.
162. Be there or beer square.
163. Time to wine down!
164. Wine a bit, you’ll feel better.
165. I can’t wait to sea you again!
166. I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m a permanently exhausted pigeon.
167. Don’t be so shellfish, pass the shrimp!
168. I need a good sea-nic route to forget about my problems.
169. Come on and get fizzical!
170. You’re so humerus!
171. I’m always rooting for you!
172. This is nacho average night.
173. A bad pun is its own pun-ishment.
174. Don’t be salty.
175. This is a brew-tiful night!
176. Where have you bean all my life?
177. Take life with a grain of salt.
178. You make me want to shout.
179. Let’s have a happy hour and half!
180. Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout.
181. I love you from my head tomatoes.
182. This is my brew-tiful life.
183. Have an egg-cellent day!
184. I just need to ketchup on some sleep!
185. Don’t be a couch potato.
186. You wanna pizza me?
187. What’s up buttercup?
188. You’re my soy mate.
189. Donut kill my vibe.
190. I’m oat of here.
191. Dough you love me?
192. You’re so radishing!
193. I only have ice for you.
194. I hope you have a grape day!
195. Have a brew-tiful day.
196. I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
197. Life is what you bake it.
198. Don’t worry, beer happy.
199. Where there’s a will, there’s a wine.
200. I’m going to wine about it.