1. Why did the blue jay get kicked out of the band? Because he kept playing his own blues!
2. What do you call a blue jay that’s always late? A jay-walker!
3. What’s a blue jay’s favorite type of joke? A corny one, obviously.
4. What did the blue jay say to the sunflower? “Hey, you’re looking really sunny today!”
5. Why did the blue jay cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
6. What’s a blue jay’s favorite kind of dance? The jay-ive!
7. What do you call a lazy blue jay? A jay-lounger.
8. What’s blue and smells like blue paint? A blue jay that’s been in a paint factory!
9. Why did the blue jay bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a high-flying affair!
10. What do you get if you cross a blue jay with a parrot? A bird that can talk and steal your shiny objects!
11. What’s a blue jay’s favorite subject in school? Avi-ation!
12. Why are blue jays such good poker players? They’ve got a great bluffing strategy!
13. What did the mama blue jay say to her baby? “Don’t jay-walk!”
14. What’s a blue jay’s favorite ice cream flavor? Blueberry, obviously.
15. Why did the blue jay go to the library? To look for some bird books!
16. What’s a blue jay’s favorite game? Hide-and-seek… among the trees!
17. What do you call a blue jay that’s a bad singer? A jay-off-key!
18. Why did the blue jay get a speeding ticket? He was flying too fast!
19. What’s blue and loves to sing? A happy blue jay!
20. Why was the blue jay sad? Because his favorite branch broke.
21. What’s a blue jay’s least favorite vegetable? A blue-berry (because it’s already blue!).
22. What do you call a blue jay wearing a tuxedo? A very dapper jay!
23. Why did the blue jay become a detective? He had a knack for cracking cases!
24. What did the blue jay say to the cat? “Don’t even jay-think about it!”
25. Why don’t blue jays play poker in the forest? Too many squirrels are cheaters!