Okay, here are 40 bus puns that are roadworthy and hopefully humorous:
1. I’m bushed.
2. Bus-ted!
3. Don’t bus-t my chops.
4. Missed the bus, what a bummer.
5. Bus-iness as usual.
6. Bus-ically, I’m on board.
7. Bus-t a move.
8. That was a bus-t.
9. Bus-ket case.
10. Hop on board the hype bus!
11. I’m on the road to success, one bus stop at a time.
12. Don’t throw me under the bus!
13. Let’s get this show on the road, or the bus!
14. Feeling bus-terific today!
15. Sorry I’m late, I got caught in a bus-tle.
16. School bus-ted!
17. All aboard the pun bus!
18. He’s a real bus-y body.
19. That joke really bus-ted me up.
20. Let’s bus-k in the sun!
21. Bus-iness is booming!
22. Are we on the right bus-iness track?
23. What a bus-tling city!
24. The bus is always greener on the other side.
25. Life is like a bus ride, enjoy the scenery.
26. Don’t be a back-seat bus driver.
27. Bus-iness is picking up speed.
28. Just winging it on the bus.
29. Riding the struggle bus.
30. He’s got a one-way ticket to the silly bus.
31. Taking the scenic bus route home.
32. Feeling bus-toned up.
33. Bus-ket of laughs.
34. Time for some bus-iness brainstorming.
35. That was a bus-tling success!
36. Bus-ily planning my next adventure.
37. All aboard the friendship bus!
38. Catching the bus to dreamland.
39. Feeling like I’m running on bus fumes.
40. Don’t miss the last bus to funny town!