Okay, here are 100 cabbage puns for your blog:
1. I’m feeling a bit cabbagy today, just not myself.
2. Don’t be such a cabbage-head.
3. Lettuce celebrate with a cabbage roll feast!
4. I’m green with envy over your perfect cabbage.
5. This situation is really krauting my style.
6. He’s always getting into sauer situations.
7. I’m stuffed, cabbage-wise.
8. That joke was total cabbage.
9. I’m cabbage-able of anything.
10. I’m head over heels for cabbage.
11. Cabbage is always in season, for slawng as you want it to be.
12. I can’t help but be cabbage-ious of your garden.
13. Let’s not turn over a new leaf, let’s turn over a new cabbage!
14. I’m cabbage-ing up all the awards.
15. You have to cabbage up and face your fears.
16. Cabbage makes me feel like I have super powers.
17. Let’s hope for a cabbage outcome.
18. That’s just the way the cabbage crumbles.
19. Let’s make this meeting more or-cabbage-ized.
20. I’m such a cabbage-a-holic.
21. He’s got a real cabbage-tivating personality.
22. I’m cabbage-mitted to this project.
23. I’m going to cabbage-italize on this opportunity.
24. This cabbage recipe is really leaf-ing me wanting more.
25. Don’t be such a cabbage-list.
26. You can always count on me, I’m cabbage-able.
27. I’m a cabbage kind of person.
28. I cabbage even believe it.
29. My love for cabbage grows every day.
30. You cabbage do it.
31. I’m feeling a little cabbage today.
32. I hope the cabbage will cooperate.
33. This is a cabbage of a situation.
34. I need to cabbageulate my expenses.
35. He’s a cabbage-tivating speaker.
36. I’m cabbage-fortable with this decision.
37. Time to cabbage-mence the project.
38. Cabbage you hear me now?
39. I cabbage remember the last time I was this happy.
40. He’s cabbage-pletely right.
41. Let’s cabbage-ordinate our efforts.
42. I need to cabbage-solute my mind.
43. That’s cabbage-surd!
44. I’m a cabbage-servative investor.
45. It’s cabbage-solutely necessary.
46. I’m cabbage-llecting my thoughts.
47. I’m cabbage-petitive by nature.
48. I’m cabbage-llaborating with the team.
49. I’m cabbage-municating effectively.
50. This is a cabbage-plex problem.
51. I’m cabbage-pelled by this idea.
52. I’m cabbage-vinced it will work.
53. I’m cabbage-fident in my abilities.
54. I’m cabbage-erned about the risks.
55. I’m cabbage-tingent on your approval.
56. He has cabbage-tential to succeed.
57. I’m cabbage-trasting the options.
58. I’m cabbage-nsidering all the angles.
59. This is a cabbage-spicuous opportunity.
60. I’m cabbage-tempting to say no.
61. I’m cabbage-ributing to the cause.
62. I’m cabbage-mitting to the challenge.
63. This is a cabbage-clusive event.
64. I’m cabbage-necting with people.
65. I’m cabbage-nsulting with experts.
66. I’m cabbage-structing the argument.
67. I’m cabbage-verting the outcome.
68. I’m cabbage-sisting on my opinion.
69. This is a cabbage-plicated process.
70. I’m cabbage-trolling the situation.
71. I’m cabbage-tinuing my education.
72. I’m cabbage-verting the pattern.
73. I’m cabbage-scribing the details.
74. I’m cabbage-ting the evidence.
75. This is a cabbage-pelling narrative.
76. I’m cabbage-tivating the audience.
77. I’m cabbage-sisting the temptation.
78. I’m cabbage-pelling the myth.
79. I’m cabbage-ntaining the spread.
80. I’m cabbage-verting the attack.
81. I’m cabbage-sisting the pressure.
82. This is a cabbage-spicuous movement.
83. I’m cabbage-tivating my skills.
84. I’m cabbage-sisting the urge.
85. I’m cabbage-lapsing on memories.
86. I’m cabbage-lapsing on the project.
87. This is a cabbage-plicated algorithm.
88. I’m cabbage-tivating the plants.
89. I’m cabbage-municating effectively.
90. He has cabbage-tivated his fanbase.
91. This is a cabbage-spicuous request.
92. I’m cabbage-sisting the desire.
93. I’m cabbage-municating with the team.
94. I’m cabbage-sisting the resistance.
95. This is a cabbage-plex equation.
96. I’m cabbage-petitive by heart.
97. I’m cabbage-municating in all forms.
98. This is cabbage-plicated as is.
99. I’m cabbage-taining my lifestyle.
100. It is cabbage-solutely beautiful.