Okay, here are 200 camel puns for your blog, keeping them realistic to humans and in one-liner format:
1. I’m feeling humped today, need a break.
2. Having a hump day party, you in?
3. My back’s been so sore, I feel like a camel.
4. I’m walking with a camel-toe in my pants.
5. Don’t get my hump up over nothing.
6. This situation has me feeling like I’m carrying a camel’s weight.
7. That joke really got my hump!
8. I have a humpalicious recipe for dinner tonight.
9. He’s got such a camel-like gait, it’s funny.
10. I was camel-flouged in the crowd at Coachella.
11. My new sneakers gave me camel-toe.
12. Feeling like a real pack animal today!
13. She’s really humping it at work to meet the deadline.
14. I am feeling humpless.
15. My friend has a camel-toe obsession.
16. Let’s keep the conversation rolling; I’m all ears (and humps!).
17. I’m feeling camel-ish about that decision.
18. Don’t try to pull the wool over my humps!
19. He gave her a camel’s worth of affection.
20. Time for a humpectation break, I think.
21. That news gave me a camel’s worth of happiness.
22. I am feeling a little camelerous right now.
23. My new house is camel-ormous.
24. My camel-endar is packed.
25. Did you hear about the camelionaire?
26. I am feeling camelancholy.
27. I was so excited, I did a humpsault!
28. Let’s humpsize our goals for the new year.
29. They went to the desert on a camel-bration.
30. She’s a real camel-eon when it comes to adapting.
31. He’s got a camel-ot of charm.
32. I am feeling camel-fortable.
33. You’re the humpest person I know!
34. I had a camel-astrophe at the party.
35. I need some camel-therapy after that day.
36. My camel-era is bad.
37. The camel-munity here is amazing.
38. He is camel-petent.
39. Time to add some camel-lary.
40. My kids are driving me camel-azy.
41. She is camel-pulsive.
42. He is so camel-manding.
43. He is so camel-passionate.
44. My friends are always there, camel-pany.
45. It is so camel-plicated.
46. This is camel-mon.
47. This is camel-forting.
48. Let’s meet up this camel-ing weekend.
49. That is so camel-spicuous.
50. I am so camel-mitted.
51. I am feeling camel-tent.
52. They are camel-patible.
53. He is camel-parable.
54. Let’s go out for some camel-fornia.
55. The room is filled with camel-liance.
56. That’s a camel-pliment.
57. She is camel-fident.
58. He is a camel-summate professional.
59. We are all camel-leagues.
60. He is camel-scientious.
61. I have a camel-fort zone.
62. I made camel-promises.
63. He is camel-siderate.
64. He is a camel-petitor.
65. That is camel-ventional.
66. He is camel-posed.
67. She is camel-manding.
68. I feel camel-elled.
69. He is camel-tivated.
70. They are camel-panions.
71. He is camel-spicuous.
72. My camel-puter is on the fritz.
73. That’s a camel-lete.
74. That’s camel-paratively easy.
75. I am camel-ing.
76. He is camel-culating.
77. He is camel-summate.
78. Let’s go camel-ping.
79. He is a camel-edian.
80. I am camel-fident.
81. He is so camel-spicuous.
82. I love to eat camel-mel candy.
83. That sounds camel-plicated.
84. That’s camel-sistent.
85. He is a camel-ediction.
86. I am camel-leted.
87. I am feeling camel-fortable.
88. We camel-ed a deal.
89. That’s camel-plimentary.
90. I am feeling camel-passion.
91. I have a camel-lary of knowledge.
92. This is camel-municating.
93. He is a camel-dorable baby.
94. You’re a camel-pion!
95. I am camel-ting a lot today.
96. You are camel-culable.
97. That’s camel-petent.
98. I feel so camel-azy.
99. He is camel-culating.
100. My camel-cierge is good.
101. His camel-eague is good.
102. Time to camel-ebrate.
103. Let’s go camel-ping.
104. That’s camel-mon.
105. He is a camel-dorable man.
106. That’s so camel-plicated.
107. We are camel-petitive.
108. We are camel-fident.
109. This is camel-memorated.
110. I am camel-municating.
111. He is camel-municative.
112. I am feeling camel-peachy.
113. I am camel-pelling.
114. He is camel-pelling to me.
115. I am feeling camel-passion.
116. That’s a camel-pliment.
117. He is so camel-pelling.
118. Let’s camel-bine.
119. I like to camel-pare.
120. That’s so camel-plicated.
121. I am a camel-pion.
122. This is camel-ting.
123. That is camel-parable.
124. He is a camel-petitor.
125. I am camel-petative.
126. My camel-pionship is good.
127. We are camel-pelling.
128. He is camel-municating.
129. I am camel-municative.
130. Time to get camel-petent.
131. He is so camel-petent.
132. This is camel-petent.
133. I am camel-municating.
134. It is camel-municative.
135. That is a camel-pliment.
136. You are a camel-pion.
137. They are camel-petent.
138. We are all camel-petent.
139. He is so camel-plicated.
140. They are camel-memorating.
141. I am feeling camel-peachy.
142. He is a camel-pelling man.
143. You are so camel-pelling.
144. We are camel-municating.
145. This is camel-plicated.
146. He is very camel-pelling.
147. I like to camel-pare.
148. We are camel-municative.
149. She is camel-petative.
150. This is camel-pletely fine.
151. He is camel-memorating.
152. I am camel-municating.
153. He is camel-municative.
154. I am very camel-tated.
155. That is camel-paratively nice.
156. I would like to camel-bine.
157. This is camel-pared.
158. He is camel-memorated.
159. We are all camel-muniting.
160. This is camel-plicated.
161. I would like to camel-mend you.
162. He is being camel-ted.
163. I am camel-peachy.
164. We are feeling camel-fortable.
165. That’s a camel-mon place.
166. She is camel-petative.
167. He is camel-petent.
168. We are camel-municating.
169. This is camel-pletely fair.
170. He is camel-pletely sane.
171. Let’s all camel-memorate.
172. That sounds camel-plicated.
173. I will camel-bine this food.
174. That is camel-pletely crazy.
175. He camel-eted college.
176. He has a camel-peling personality.
177. I camel-munated.
178. He is camel-municative.
179. I am camel-municating.
180. They camel-pleted the mission.
181. This is camel-mon for us.
182. He is camel-petant.
183. I am camel-paring the documents.
184. That sounds camel-petitive.
185. I want to camel-memorate that memory.
186. I like to camel-bine the ingredients.
187. They camel-municated with each other.
188. I would like to camel-mend that to you.
189. I am feeling camel-placent.
190. He is camel-municating.
191. They camel-pleted college.
192. I want to camel-memorate this occasion.
193. He is a camel-edian.
194. You are so camel-petent.
195. We camel-bined our funds.
196. Let’s camel-munate.
197. I am feeling camel-fortable.
198. That sounds camel-pelling.
199. He will camel-plete the job.
200. This is a camel-lete disaster.