Okay, here are 40 carpet puns for you:
1. Don’t get rug-ret.
2. You’re such a floor-t.
3. Feeling a little under the mat.
4. Carpet diem!
5. Keep it reel, keep it rug.
6. Having a carpet-al time.
7. That’s carpet-ivating.
8. We’re knot going to talk about that.
9. Floor goodness.
10. Let’s weave it at that.
11. Feeling floored.
12. Pile be back.
13. A truly masterful weave.
14. Keep your chin up, rug it off.
15. That’s a floor-some idea.
16. You’ve got to be kitten me, they sell rug shampoo.
17. I’m a carpet-alistic person.
18. Don’t be such a mat-erial girl.
19. Let’s sweep things under the rug.
20. That joke was tuft.
21. I’m always floored by your kindness.
22. You’re a true carpet-tor.
23. This is a floor-ever friendship.
24. I’m rug-ing for you!
25. You’re one in a million pile.
26. Have a carpet-ful day.
27. Life’s a weave.
28. Feeling a little fray-ed.
29. Don’t get matted!
30. You’re a floor-ida sunshine.
31. We’re on the carpet!
32. It’s a shag-nificent day.
33. Can’t we all just get a-lawn? (carpet grass turf)
34. Keep it roll-ing.
35. You’re so well-grounded.
36. Home sweet home, sweet rug.
37. Feeling carpet-aneous today!
38. Floor-get about it.
39. Let’s tread lightly.
40. Feeling a little woolly.