Okay, here are 150 cemetery-themed puns for your blog, keeping them human-centric and avoiding explanations:
1. I’m dying to visit the cemetery.
2. Having a grave time!
3. Resting in pieces.
4. Tomb it may concern.
5. I’ve got a grave situation.
6. That joke was dead funny.
7. Don’t get carried away.
8. Life is short, don’t take it for granite.
9. Here lies the end of the line.
10. I’m just here for the boos.
11. Feeling a little grave today.
12. What a grave undertaking.
13. I dig cemeteries.
14. Just chilling with my ghoulfriends.
15. Cemeteries are my happy place.
16. I’m coffin up some good times.
17. Don’t be so morbid.
18. Grave expectations.
19. Dead tired.
20. It’s a grave matter.
21. I’m grave about you.
22. I’m here for moral support.
23. I love crypt-kicking back here.
24. I am on a grave adventure.
25. This cemetery is drop-dead gorgeous.
26. I’m just stone cold.
27. I’m a big fan of cemetery humor.
28. I’m dying to tell you a story.
29. Don’t be a scaredy-tomb.
30. I’m grave-ly concerned.
31. I have a grave feeling about this.
32. I’m just here to see some old friends.
33. I have a morbid curiosity.
34. You’re dead to me.
35. I’m headstone crazy.
36. My life is in ruins.
37. I’m just trying to get some peace and quiet.
38. I’m just here to reflect on life.
39. I find this place very grounding.
40. This place is absolutely boo-tiful.
41. Let’s get this party startled.
42. I have a skeletal crew.
43. I’m petrified of cemeteries.
44. It’s all downhill from here.
45. Let’s have some skeleton fun.
46. This party will be bumping all night.
47. You are tomb much.
48. I will be haunting you.
49. I hope this party isn’t a grave mistake.
50. Let’s raise some spirits.
51. I’m gonna ghost now.
52. I love to grave dance.
53. Let’s get this party eerie-sistable.
54. I love to see some boo-ty.
55. I hope I didn’t scare you stiff.
56. Don’t lose your head.
57. I would die for you.
58. Till death do us part.
59. Always forever and a day.
60. Our love is to die for.
61. I hope our love never dies.
62. Our love is a grave matter.
63. You are my ghoulfriend.
64. I love you until the tomb of time.
65. I can never leave you.
66. Your love is so chilling.
67. I love being in a relationship with you to death.
68. I’m feeling grave-itated towards you.
69. Our love is written in stone.
70. I am dead serious about loving you.
71. It’s a little mausoleum-tivating.
72. Don’t be so coffin-dent.
73. I’m just trying to stay grounded.
74. Have you seen my grave-robber suit?
75. I’m good at digging up the past.
76. Working in the cemetery is a grave job.
77. Let’s put this behind us.
78. I can’t wait to skeleton-key this operation.
79. Did you hear about the cemetery worker? He was fired for grave misconduct.
80. We’re gonna dig our own grave.
81. I have a dead-end job.
82. This job is killing me.
83. I’m here to pay my respects.
84. I’m a tomb raider.
85. It’s time to face the grave reality.
86. It’s a grave responsibility.
87. I was born to die.
88. I have an eternal resting place.
89. I’m not afraid of the dark.
90. I’m just a regular ghoul.
91. I live a grave life.
92. I’m just here to decompose.
93. I’m just a bone-afide corpse.
94. I’m trying to raise hell.
95. I’m haunting my past.
96. Don’t be a grave digger.
97. I’m just resting now.
98. Death is not the end.
99. Life is a graveyard of dreams.
100. I’m having a hauntingly good time.
101. I’m a little death-obsessed.
102. Let’s meet at the dead center.
103. I hope to rest in peace.
104. I want to be buried with my best friends.
105. I can’t wait to rest here.
106. I’m in my final resting place.
107. Always remember me.
108. I lived a good life.
109. I was loved by many.
110. I am not forgotten.
111. I am at peace.
112. My spirit lives on.
113. My memory will never die.
114. I’m in a better place now.
115. Goodbye, cruel world.
116. See you on the other side.
117. Death is just the beginning.
118. My soul is free.
119. Let the grave times roll!
120. I’m an expert in grave matters.
121. I’m always down for a cemetery visit.
122. Don’t worry, be crappie.
123. Just wanted to share some grave news.
124. I’ll be resting in the same place forever.
125. I’m always a grave dancer.
126. Don’t stay in the same grave forever.
127. It’s a very grave-iating decision.
128. Please join my grave dance.
129. I always grave-iated towards scary stuff.
130. I always wanted to live in a grave.
131. I’m not a grave dancer.
132. I always visit to admire the grave stones.
133. I’m a grave stone admirer.
134. I hope I don’t go to my grave soon.
135. I am gonna be grave-itating soon.
136. I love to watch grave-itations.
137. Let’s visit all the graves.
138. This grave is just awesome.
139. I really grave these graves.
140. I don’t really want to visit graves.
141. I’m ready to decorate these graves.
142. Grave-ating is one of my favorite hobbies.
143. Let’s have grave-atations together.
144. I’m really grave to meet you.
145. Grave-iating is very fun to do.
146. Let’s grave-itate here more often.
147. I’ll forever grave-itate here.
148. Don’t grave me please!
149. The Grave and the Beautiful
150. Six feet under but still over the moon.