Okay, here are 150 channel catfish puns, aimed for a human audience, presented as one-liners:
1. I’m feeling a little catfish-tic today.
2. Don’t be such a catfish-trophe!
3. He’s got some serious catfish-ma.
4. That was a catfish-tically good performance.
5. I’m catfish-fident we can do this.
6. Let’s get this catfish-t done!
7. That’s catfish-tically amazing.
8. I’m a little catfish-used right now.
9. Don’t catfish-s anything, be honest.
10. Let’s catfish-icate this plan.
11. I’m catfish-tivating, aren’t I?
12. She’s a real catfish-ionista.
13. That’s a catfish-matic choice.
14. Don’t be so catfish-sh about it.
15. He’s got a real catfish-itude problem.
16. Let’s catfish-ilize this opportunity.
17. That joke was catfish-cious.
18. You’re acting catfish-ly today.
19. I’m feeling catfish-sed.
20. Let’s catfish-der that option.
21. You’ve got a real catfish-ction for details.
22. That’s a catfish-table idea.
23. I’m catfish-vinced you’re right.
24. Let’s catfish-truct a plan.
25. He’s a real catfish-petitor.
26. You’re being catfish-frontational.
27. I need some catfish-tence to believe you.
28. Let’s catfish-aborate on this.
29. You’re a real catfish-tomer, aren’t you?
30. I’m feeling catfish-fortable here.
31. That’s a catfish-tastic outcome.
32. Don’t be such a catfish-mudgeon.
33. Let’s catfish-pare notes.
34. You’re being catfish-sistent.
35. That’s a catfish-plicated situation.
36. I’m feeling a bit catfish-pressed.
37. Don’t catfish-plain, just do it.
38. Let’s catfish-solidate our efforts.
39. You’ve got a real catfish-ection to him.
40. That’s a catfish-vincing argument.
41. I’m catfish-curious about that.
42. Let’s catfish-trol the situation.
43. You’re a real catfish-tributor to the team.
44. I’m feeling catfish-nected to you.
45. That’s a catfish-siderable amount of money.
46. Don’t be so catfish-placent.
47. Let’s catfish-ordinate our schedules.
48. You’re being catfish-scending.
49. That’s a catfish-fortable arrangement.
50. I’m feeling catfish-fident now.
51. I’m going to catfish-emplate my next move.
52. Let’s catfish-plete this project.
53. You’re a real catfish-noisseur of fine things.
54. That’s a catfish-tigious award.
55. Don’t be so catfish-ritical of yourself.
56. Let’s catfish-duct an experiment.
57. You’re being catfish-trary.
58. That’s a catfish-stantial meal.
59. I’m feeling catfish-tent.
60. Let’s catfish-vey the area.
61. He has a catfish-elling personality.
62. You are catfish-ivating me!
63. That’s a catfish-ceptable answer.
64. Let’s catfish-tinue this later.
65. You’re being catfish-descending.
66. I’m feeling catfish-tricted.
67. Let’s catfish-sider the options.
68. He’s a real catfish-tain of industry.
69. You’re being catfish-spiratorial.
70. I’m feeling catfish-posed.
71. Don’t catfish-sider it for too long!
72. Let’s catfish-bine our ideas.
73. She has a very catfish-elling voice.
74. You are being catfish-spicuous.
75. I’m feeling catfish-torted.
76. Let’s catfish-serve our resources.
77. He has a very catfish-vincing argument.
78. You are being catfish-temptuous.
79. I’m feeling catfish-tained.
80. Let’s catfish-sult the expert.
81. He has a very catfish-ving approach.
82. You are being catfish-traditional.
83. I’m feeling catfish-sumed.
84. Let’s catfish-mit this to memory.
85. He has a very catfish-cious grin.
86. You are being catfish-trustive.
87. I’m feeling catfish-fined.
88. Let’s catfish-tinue our research.
89. He has a very catfish-ventional style.
90. You are being catfish-reasonable.
91. I’m feeling catfish-founded.
92. Let’s catfish-municate our intentions.
93. He has a very catfish-flictive nature.
94. You are being catfish-siderate.
95. I’m feeling catfish-gested.
96. Let’s catfish-tinue the discussion.
97. He has a very catfish-clusive taste.
98. You are being catfish-clusive.
99. I’m feeling catfish-pelled.
100. Let’s catfish-sider the consequences.
101. He has a very catfish-fident stride.
102. You are being catfish-ventional.
103. I’m feeling catfish-flicted.
104. Let’s catfish-bine our efforts.
105. He has a very catfish-cious smile.
106. You are being catfish-operative.
107. I’m feeling catfish-tented.
108. Let’s catfish-duct a survey.
109. He has a very catfish-plex plan.
110. You are being catfish-scientious.
111. I’m feeling catfish-fused.
112. Let’s catfish-tinue our journey.
113. He has a very catfish-vincing story.
114. You are being catfish-temporary.
115. I’m feeling catfish-posed!
116. Let’s catfish-municate the message!
117. He has a very catfish-ceptional voice!
118. You are being catfish-siderate!
119. I’m feeling catfish-ted!
120. Let’s catfish-tinue on!
121. She is catfish-tivating!
122. He’s catfish-dident.
123. She is the catfish-petent one.
124. He is the catfish-fessed criminal.
125. This is a catfish-fortable position.
126. I’m catfish-dent, he did it.
127. He has a catfish-ex personality.
128. I think he is catfish-tracted to her.
129. That’s a catfish-plex problem to have.
130. She has a catfish-vincing arguement.
131. She’s catfish-fident in her abilities.
132. He is catfish-sistent with his work.
133. She is the catfish-petitive one.
134. I’m catfish-plaining myself.
135. It was a catfish-vincing effort.
136. I’m catfish-templating the answer.
137. That’s a catfish-tradicting statement.
138. That was a catfish-vincing statement.
139. She is catfish-trolling her actions.
140. I’m catfish-flicted in my decisions.
141. He is very catfish-tradictory.
142. That’s a catfish-siderable amount of money.
143. She’s a catfish-scientious student.
144. He is very catfish-ceited.
145. That’s a catfish-plicated problem.
146. They are catfish-templating their escape.
147. I’m catfish-templating all the options.
148. It was a catfish-tastrophic event.
149. She is catfish-templating the issue.
150. I’m catfish-pletely confused.