Okay, here are 100 Chinook Salmon puns, aimed at human-like situations:
1. I’m feeling chinook-y today, might just go with the flow.
2. Don’t be a salmon-ella, just get up and dance!
3. He’s got a real salmon-sense of humor.
4. That’s a fin-tastic idea!
5. Let’s scale back the plans a bit.
6. I’m not salmon-sure about this decision.
7. He’s always carping about something.
8. Hope you have a reel-y good time!
9. I’m hooked on this new song.
10. Feeling a bit upstream against all this pressure.
11. Don’t be koi, tell me what you really think.
12. She’s a real salmon-special person.
13. Let’s get this party spawning!
14. Having a reel-axing weekend.
15. I’m flopping around trying to get things done.
16. It’s time to migrate to a new job.
17. He’s a salmon-ambitious person.
18. Just trying to stay a-float in this economy.
19. I’m having a salmon-tastic day!
20. He’s got a school of followers.
21. That joke was off the scale!
22. Just go with the current.
23. Don’t get your gills in a twist.
24. She’s a real catch!
25. I’m feeling a little fin-icky today.
26. He’s always swimming against the tide.
27. Let’s scale up our efforts.
28. She’s a salmon-kindred spirit.
29. I’m feeling a bit de-finned today.
30. Don’t be such a salmon-grouch.
31. He’s the salmon-leader of the pack.
32. Time to hatch a new plan.
33. I’m feeling a bit salmon-stressed.
34. That’s a salmon-expensive hobby.
35. Let’s go with the flow-cab.
36. Just keep swimming!
37. Feeling a bit salmon-lonely today.
38. He’s a salmon-genuine person.
39. Let’s not get bogged down in the details, let’s go with the flow.
40. I’m feeling salmon-inspired.
41. Don’t let them bait you into an argument.
42. Let’s tail-gate before the game.
43. I’m just trying to find my stream in life.
44. That’s a salmon-worthy cause.
45. She’s got a salmon-strong personality.
46. I’m feeling a bit fin-ished for the day.
47. He’s always trying to school everyone.
48. Don’t be afraid to leap!
49. I’m feeling a bit salmon-sensitive.
50. That’s a salmon-interesting perspective.
51. Let’s scale back our expectations.
52. He’s a salmon-dedicated worker.
53. I’m feeling a bit salmon-frustrated.
54. That’s a salmon-unbelievable story.
55. Let’s go with the flow, it’s the best we can do!
56. She’s a salmon-talented artist.
57. He needs to get his fins in gear.
58. I’m feeling a bit salmon-overwhelmed.
59. That’s a salmon-beautiful sunset.
60. Let’s scale up the decorations.
61. He’s a salmon-reliable friend.
62. I’m feeling a bit salmon-nervous.
63. That’s a salmon-delicious meal.
64. She’s swimming in cash.
65. Don’t be afraid to make a splash!
66. He’s always trying to find the easy stream.
67. I’m feeling a bit salmon-disappointed.
68. That’s a salmon-thoughtful gift.
69. Let’s scale back our ambitions.
70. He’s a salmon-courageous leader.
71. I’m feeling a bit salmon-uncomfortable.
72. That’s a salmon-surprising discovery.
73. Let’s go with the flow and see what happens.
74. She’s a salmon-determined athlete.
75. He’s got a school of thought.
76. I’m feeling a bit salmon-underappreciated.
77. That’s a salmon-memorable experience.
78. He’s trying to lure me into a trap.
79. Let’s scale up our efforts to win.
80. She’s always fishing for compliments.
81. I’m feeling a bit salmon-awkward.
82. I’m not going to rise to the bait.
83. It’s a salmon-miracle!
84. Feeling a bit run-down.
85. I’m going to have to salmon-splain it to you.
86. Don’t get your tail in a knot.
87. This is a salmon-tragedy!
88. He’s always going against the grain.
89. I’m feeling a bit salmon-optimistic.
90. I’m not going to let anyone salmon-press me.
91. That’s a salmon-historic moment!
92. Let’s scale back the drama.
93. He’s always trying to school me.
94. I’m feeling a bit salmon-insecure.
95. That’s a salmon-preposterous claim!
96. He’s a salmon-dedicated professional.
97. I’m feeling a bit salmon-nostalgic.
98. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
99. This has been a salmon-eye-opening experience.
100. Let’s scale new heights!