Okay, here are 100 Chipotle puns for your blog, focusing on human experiences and common Chipotle situations:
1. Feeling guacward after ordering extra guac.
2. Lettuce be real, Chipotle is my weakness.
3. I’m on a sour cream and onion diet, I eat a chipotle burrito everyday.
4. Don’t be chicken, try something new on the menu.
5. I’m trying to be positive, but Chipotle is the only thing that beans anything to me right now.
6. Life is what you make it, so make it a Chipotle run.
7. I like big bowls and I cannot lie.
8. I’m burrit-own with work today, but I’ll make time for Chipotle.
9. My love for Chipotle is un-burrito-able.
10. I’m going to Chipotle, want to come al-guac?
11. You guac my world.
12. That Chipotle burrito was legen-dairy!
13. I’m feeling rice today!
14. Have a rice day!
15. You can’t handle the truth…about how much I love Chipotle.
16. I’m just trying to live that bowl life.
17. I’m queso excited for Chipotle!
18. Let’s taco ’bout how good Chipotle is.
19. Stop beefing and let’s just get Chipotle.
20. I’m a saucy kinda person.
21. I’m trying to cut back on carbs, but Chipotle is my guilty pleasure.
22. My bank account is screaming, but my stomach wants Chipotle.
23. Chipotle: the only thing I need to get through the day.
24. I’m nacho average Chipotle fan.
25. I’m falling hard for Chipotle.
26. I’m soy into Chipotle right now.
27. I’m on a strict Chipotle diet.
28. Chipotle is my happy place.
29. I’m in a serious relationship with Chipotle.
30. Just call me the Chipotle whisperer.
31. I’m all about that base (of rice).
32. Orange you glad to be eating Chipotle?
33. I’m feeling bowl-d today.
34. Don’t be a guac-blocker.
35. I’m rice-ing to the occasion.
36. I’m on a roll with Chipotle.
37. I’m a Chipotle connoisseur.
38. I’m a Chipotle fanatic.
39. I’m addicted to Chipotle.
40. I’m a Chipotle enthusiast.
41. Chipotle is my jam.
42. I’m a Chipotle lover.
43. I’m a Chipotle nut.
44. I’m a Chipotle pro.
45. I’m a Chipotle queen/king.
46. I’m a Chipotle scholar.
47. I’m a Chipotle superstar.
48. I’m a Chipotle whiz.
49. I’m a Chipotle yoda.
50. I’m a Chipotle zealot.
51. Life’s too short to say no to Chipotle.
52. Chipotle makes everything better.
53. Chipotle is my therapy.
54. Chipotle is my soulmate.
55. Chipotle is my sunshine on a cloudy day.
56. Chipotle is the answer.
57. Chipotle is the key to happiness.
58. Chipotle is my love language.
59. Chipotle is my muse.
60. Chipotle is my religion.
61. I’m ready to guac and roll!
62. Don’t be a sourpuss, get some sour cream.
63. I’m trying to be a better person, but Chipotle keeps calling my name.
64. I’m on a mission to find the perfect Chipotle bowl.
65. I’m here for the food, the mood, and the Chipotle.
66. I like my Chipotle extra spicy.
67. This Chipotle burrito is giving me life.
68. I need a Chipotle fix, stat!
69. I’m not sure what I’m doing with my life, but at least I have Chipotle.
70. I’m living the Chipotle dream.
71. My blood type is Chipotle positive.
72. I’m always in the mood for Chipotle.
73. Chipotle is the best part of my day.
74. I’m counting down the minutes until my next Chipotle meal.
75. I’m obsessed with Chipotle, and I’m not ashamed.
76. I’m proud to be a Chipotle addict.
77. Chipotle is my guilty pleasure, but I don’t feel guilty at all.
78. I’m in a committed relationship with Chipotle.
79. Chipotle is my one true love.
80. I’m a Chipotle evangelist.
81. Feeling grate-ful for Chipotle.
82. My relationship status: In love with Chipotle.
83. This bowl is soy good!
84. Just bean thinking about Chipotle all day.
85. Let’s meat up at Chipotle.
86. Don’t kale my vibe, I need Chipotle.
87. I’m trying to stay calm, but I need a Chipotle burrito, pronto!
88. Chipotle: the perfect way to end a long day.
89. I’m so guac-tastic about Chipotle.
90. Feeling chip-tastic after eating Chipotle.
91. I am walking taco to my friend about chipotle.
92. That chipotle burrito was rice-eous!
93. I cant even leaf you, i love chipotle.
94. I’m full of rice!
95. Lettuce celebrate chipotle!
96. I am burrito tired.
97. Chip chip hooray!
98. My favorite thing is eating chipotle at the park
99. The best place to eat is chipotle.
100. I am chipotle!