Okay, here are 100 common dolphin puns for your blog, keeping them realistic to humans:
1. I dolphin-itely need a vacation.
2. He’s a fin-tastic friend.
3. Let’s make a splash at the party!
4. I’m feeling quite buoyant today.
5. That joke was dolphinitely funny.
6. He’s got a porpoise in life.
7. She’s always spouting wisdom.
8. Don’t be so koi about your feelings.
9. He’s a real smooth operator, like a dolphin.
10. Let’s just go with the current.
11. I’m shore you’ll do great!
12. Things are looking shipshape!
13. Feeling fintastic today!
14. Let minnow if you need anything.
15. Have a whale of a time!
16. It’s time to sea the world.
17. I’m hooked on that new song.
18. He’s always making waves.
19. She’s got a bubbly personality.
20. Don’t be shellfish, share the food.
21. He’s a real catch.
22. Seas the day!
23. I’m really reeling from that news.
24. He has a charming persona-lity.
25. You’re a star-fish!
26. I’m having a fin-omenal day.
27. Let’s dive into this project.
28. He’s always trying to stay afloat.
29. It was an un-fin-gettable experience.
30. She’s got a lot of sea-niority.
31. He’s a real sea-lebrity.
32. I’m just trying to keep my head above water.
33. He’s always dolphin around.
34. Let’s make a splash!
35. I can’t kelp but laugh.
36. Don’t clam up on me!
37. She’s a pearl of wisdom.
38. He’s shore to succeed.
39. I’m feeling a bit crabby today.
40. Let’s shell-abrate!
41. Don’t get tide down.
42. He’s a true wave-maker.
43. That’s just the way the tide turns.
44. She’s always fishing for compliments.
45. I’m not lion, this is great!
46. Don’t be so blue, it’ll be okay.
47. He’s a tidal wave of talent.
48. She has a heart of gold-fish.
49. I’m shore glad we met.
50. It’s time to flounder around and see what we find.
51. That was a whale of a problem.
52. Feeling kraken up!
53. He’s always trying to bait me.
54. She’s got a great under-sea-standing.
55. I’m really drowning in work.
56. Time to get ship-faced!
57. Let’s ride this wave of success.
58. He’s such a sea-nical person.
59. She’s an anchor in my life.
60. I’m feeling a bit anemone-tional today.
61. That joke really crinoid me up.
62. Let’s not get too carried away by the current.
63. He’s always trying to echolocate his keys.
64. I’m just going with the flow.
65. She’s a real sea-renity seeker.
66. Don’t let life get you down to the depths.
67. We’re having a porpoise-ful conversation.
68. He’s always trying to sea-duce me.
69. She’s got a bubbly, effer-vescent personality.
70. I’m shore you’ll figure it out.
71. He’s always fishing for a way out.
72. She’s got a real killer instinct.
73. Let’s sea what tomorrow brings.
74. I’m feeling a little barnacle-ed to this project.
75. Time to make some waves and turn the tide.
76. He’s always trying to sea-ze the opportunity.
77. She’s a real treasure to be found.
78. I’m feeling a little out of my depth.
79. Let’s get this ship on the right course.
80. He is octo-pie-ing my heart!
81. She’s got a lot of coastline appeal.
82. I’m feeling very clam today.
83. Let’s all give a big round of app-claws!
84. He’s got a real ocean of knowledge.
85. She’s a real current of inspiration.
86. I’m feeling like a lone wolf-fish.
87. Let’s just coast for a while.
88. He’s got a great sea-nse of humor.
89. She has a seahorse voice!
90. I’m feeling like a fish out of water.
91. Let’s go fishing for ideas.
92. He’s really on the crest of success.
93. She’s a real oceanographer of love.
94. I’m feeling the sea breeze in my hair.
95. Let’s have some fun under the sea sun.
96. He’s the real MVP (Most Valuable Porpoise).
97. She’s always making sure to keep her hair a-float.
98. I’m feeling like I’m swimming up-stream.
99. Let’s all try to live in sea-renity.
100. He said no when he did not need kelp.