Okay, here are 100 copper puns for your blog:
1. I’m feeling coppery about this decision.
2. Don’t be a copperhead about it.
3. He has a heart of copper.
4. That’s a copper-bottomed guarantee.
5. She’s got a coppery attitude.
6. We’re in a bit of a copper situation.
7. He’s always trying to copper a feel.
8. I’m not going to copper-ate.
9. Let’s copperate on this project.
10. I’m feeling a little copperish today.
11. He’s got a copper-lete understanding.
12. She’s always trying to copper attention.
13. He’s a real copper-lete professional.
14. It’s a copper-icated issue.
15. Don’t be so copper-itive.
16. I’m copper-fused by the instructions.
17. He’s a copper-table person.
18. She’s a copper-etent leader.
19. That’s a copper-elling argument.
20. I’m copper-elled to agree.
21. He’s a copper-lete mystery.
22. She’s always copper-paring herself.
23. That’s a copper-elling story.
24. I’m feeling a little copper-essed today.
25. He’s a copper-fident speaker.
26. She’s always copper-aining about something.
27. That’s a copper-licated process.
28. I’m copper-letely exhausted.
29. He’s a copper-passionate artist.
30. She’s always copper-ecting perfection.
31. That’s a copper-elling performance.
32. I’m copper-pletely satisfied.
33. He’s a copper-scientious worker.
34. She’s always copper-laining about the weather.
35. That’s a copper-elling documentary.
36. I’m copper-letely flustered.
37. He’s a copper-posed and calm person.
38. She’s always copper-aring her children.
39. That’s a copper-licated recipe.
40. I’m copper-pletely speechless.
41. He’s a copper-tent gardener.
42. She’s always copper-eting with others.
43. That’s a copper-elling novel.
44. I’m copper-letely bewildered.
45. He’s a copper-siderate neighbor.
46. She’s always copper-ising others.
47. That’s a copper-letely ridiculous idea.
48. I’m copper-mitting to this project.
49. He has a copper-plex personality.
50. She’s always copper-miserating about life.
51. Don’t be such a penny pincher, you’re acting like a Copperfield.
52. His excuses were paper-thin, no Copperfield could get away with that.
53. She’s a real copper-achiever.
54. He’s got a copper-active imagination.
55. She’s a copper-orable person.
56. That’s a copper-letely charming story.
57. I’m copper-pletely dumbfounded.
58. He’s a copper-mitted husband.
59. She’s always copper-ecting the worst.
60. That’s a copper-elling film.
61. I’m copper-pletely stunned.
62. He’s a copper-table friend.
63. She’s always copper-ing her looks to others.
64. That’s a copper-pletely bizarre situation.
65. I’m copper-vinced he’s lying.
66. He’s a copper-tent handyman.
67. She’s always copper-ising about her weight.
68. That’s a copper-letely unfair accusation.
69. I’m copper-pletely heartbroken.
70. He has a copper-plex view of the world.
71. She’s always copper-miserating with her friends.
72. That’s a copper-elling argument for change.
73. I’m feeling a little copper-ective today.
74. He’s got a copper-hesive personality.
75. She’s a copper-dial person.
76. That’s a copper-letely crazy plan.
77. I’m copper-pletely gobsmacked.
78. He’s a copper-lete disaster in the kitchen.
79. She’s always copper-tecting her children.
80. That’s a copper-elling speech.
81. I’m copper-pletely bewildered by the math.
82. He’s a copper-titive tennis player.
83. She’s always copper-sing about her appearance.
84. That’s a copper-pletely foolish idea.
85. I’m copper-elled to help.
86. He has a copper-licated family history.
87. She’s always copper-aning about the neighbors.
88. That’s a copper-elling story of survival.
89. I’m feeling a little copper-hensive about the exam.
90. He is a copper-cientiousness man.
91. She is a copper-limentary artist.
92. We will copper-ate with those who have been wronged.
93. This situation has copper-promised a lot.
94. I see the world in copper-lex ways.
95. I am feeling copper-unctured and exhausted.
96. I copper-leted that project myself.
97. She is copper-petent in the kitchen.
98. The copper-any is very strict.
99. He is very copper-assionate and kind.
100. I am a copper-able human being.