Okay, here are 200 corn puns perfect for your blog, with a focus on human situations:
1. I’m feeling corny today.
2. Have a corntastic day!
3. That joke was a little corny.
4. He’s a real cornball.
5. I’m all ears.
6. Don’t be so maize-erable.
7. This is going to be a-maize-ing.
8. I kernel believe how good this is.
9. I’m popping with excitement.
10. Let’s husk things over.
11. I’m corny about you.
12. You’re my sunshine, husk-shine.
13. Everything is corning up roses.
14. I’m gonna cob that right now.
15. Get your ears on!
16. Stop stalking me, you corn stalker!
17. I’m sweet on you.
18. He’s got a corny sense of humor.
19. That’s corny of you to say.
20. I’m husking around for a good time.
21. Don’t get your silks in a twist.
22. Have an ear-resistible day.
23. I feel like I’m walking on maize air.
24. Life is all about the kernel things.
25. It’s gonna be kernels of fun.
26. This job is a-maize-ing.
27. This is the cream of the crop.
28. I’m just trying to live my best life, cob by cob.
29. You make my life corntastic.
30. Time to maize some memories.
31. He’s a real corn-noisseur.
32. I have a corny crush on you.
33. I’m always here, don’t be afraid to cob on me.
34. Let’s get this show on the cob!
35. I’m feeling a little corny-gated.
36. He’s a real corn-petitor.
37. Let’s maize the best of it.
38. Don’t get corned up in details.
39. You’re the sweetest kernel of them all.
40. She’s a corn-ucopia of talent.
41. I’m a-maized by your skills.
42. You’re my ear-replaceable friend.
43. Let’s make a corn-promise.
44. I’m feeling a little corn-fused.
45. It’s a corn-spiracy, I tell you!
46. She’s corn-fidently beautiful.
47. He’s a real corn-servative.
48. Let’s have a corn-versation.
49. Don’t be such a corn-plainer.
50. I’m just trying to be corny and friendly.
51. I have a-maize-ing respect for you.
52. He’s corn-sistently late.
53. I’m feeling corn-tent.
54. I want to maize you happy.
55. She’s a corn-tortionist.
56. He’s always corn-trolling everything.
57. I’m corn-vinced you’re right.
58. Let’s go corn-templating.
59. Feeling corn-pletely awesome.
60. This is a corn-troversial topic.
61. You’re my kernel mate.
62. I’m all about that cob life.
63. I’m having a corn-erstone moment.
64. He’s a corny comedian.
65. I’m just here for the corn-pany.
66. I’m a corn-firmed bachelor.
67. She has a corn-tagious laugh.
68. He’s a real corn-temporary artist.
69. Let’s corn-nect.
70. She’s a corn-stellation of beauty.
71. I’m a corn-scientious worker.
72. This is a real corn-undrum.
73. He’s a corn-verted vegetarian.
74. I’m corny about my health.
75. Let’s corn-sider our options.
76. It’s a corn-clusion we can all agree on.
77. Feeling corny-licious.
78. He’s a corn-tributing member of society.
79. Let’s corn-gratulate them.
80. She’s a corn-petent professional.
81. I’m feeling a bit corny-er than usual.
82. That movie was a corn-edy.
83. He’s a corn-spicuous consumer.
84. Let’s have a corn-ference.
85. She’s a corn-summately talented musician.
86. I’m corny by nature.
87. I’m always husking around for new friends.
88. Let’s maize it a date.
89. He’s a corn-summate professional.
90. She’s corn-siderate and kind.
91. Everything is coming up corn.
92. I am corn-vinced that I am the best.
93. What the husk!
94. I love corn-flakes!
95. I hope the day is a-maize-ing.
96. She really knows how to shuck.
97. I’m really trying to live my best cob.
98. Corn you believe it?
99. That was a corny pickup line.
100. Get your corny jokes ready!
101. I’m a-maized at how fast you eat.
102. Let’s go on a corn-ival.
103. I have a corn-dition.
104. This movie is a-maize-ing.
105. That’s just ear-responsible.
106. I am a corny-nator.
107. Don’t eat too much corn-dog.
108. He is a corn-ivore.
109. He is a corn-servationist.
110. Let’s have a corny-oke night.
111. He is a corn-tractor.
112. I want to be the corn-erstone of the company.
113. My dreams are corn-ing true.
114. He will be a corn-tributor to society.
115. The corn-sequences of his actions are dire.
116. She is an artist with corn-siderable talent.
117. It is a corn-troversial topic.
118. He is a corn-tributor to our company.
119. I love corn-bread!
120. Everything will be corn-vergent!
121. Let’s grab a corn-dog!
122. I feel corn-taminated.
123. The corn-nections are weak.
124. I am cornyfied.
125. Let’s get the show on the corn-crete.
126. She is a corn-fectionist.
127. I had a corn-cussion.
128. The corn-versations are amazing.
129. I want a corn-diment.
130. I like to corn-diment things.
131. I need some corn-solation.
132. Let’s corn-sider all options.
133. I feel like I need to corn-fess something.
134. The corny-vores must be stopped.
135. I wish the company had a corn-troller.
136. I will be corn-fessing tonight.
137. It is a corn-fusion of events.
138. I need some corn-fort food.
139. He has a corny-onic condition.
140. I need a corn-cussion protocol.
141. We are cornyfied.
142. That corny joke made my laugh.
143. It is a corn-tradiction in terms.
144. It will all be corn-solidated into one.
145. I am the corny-ologist here.
146. Make sure to corn-nect the dots.
147. That is the corny-erstone of the plan.
148. The corn-tractor is coming soon.
149. It will all be corn-structed.
150. Let’s have a corn-fabulation!
151. He loves corn-ucopias.
152. I need a corn-ucopia of food.
153. They are all corn-spiring against us.
154. Let’s corn-jure up some ideas.
155. She is a corn-tagious dancer.
156. I had a corn-templation.
157. The corn-stellations are aligned.
158. I am corn-templating the meaning of life.
159. That is a corn-straint on my happiness.
160. Let’s get the corn-sent of the public.
161. It’s a corny world, after all.
162. Don’t be a corn-fuscious.
163. Time to corn-clude this meeting.
164. I’m just corn-ing clean.
165. Let’s maize this happen.
166. He’s always corn-plaining.
167. It’s a corn-venient excuse.
168. He’s a corny-crat.
169. Stop being so corn-descending.
170. I need a corn-versation starter.
171. I’m feeling a little corn-trolled.
172. Just trying to spread some corn-passion.
173. He’s a corny-ivore in disguise.
174. This plan is corn-plete.
175. Don’t let them corn-ner you.
176. Let’s have a corn-vention of minds.
177. I’m corny and I know it.
178. He’s a master corn-municator.
179. Just trying to live a corn-structed life.
180. This situation is corn-plicated.
181. I’m in a corn-undrum.
182. Let’s corn-sider the alternatives.
183. He’s got a real corn-fident attitude.
184. This is a corn-crete example.
185. I’m just trying to be corn-genial.
186. He’s a corny-cope of talent.
187. This is a corn-ucopia of opportunities.
188. Let’s corn-tinue this discussion.
189. He’s a corn-sumer of knowledge.
190. I need some corn-solation.
191. He’s a corn-vertible man.
192. Let’s go corn-quering the world.
193. He’s a corn-summate liar.
194. I have a corn-tention to disagree.
195. He’s corny, but he’s got heart.
196. This is the corn-clusion of the matter.
197. We’re corn-nected by fate.
198. I’m just trying to be corn-sistent.
199. He’s a corn-scious objector.
200. This is a corn-troversial opinion.