Okay, here are 200 crab puns for your blog, focused on human situations and avoiding explanations:
1. Feeling crabby today, send help (and maybe some butter).
2. Don’t be shellfish, share the good vibes.
3. Having a crab-tivating time at the beach.
4. He’s got a real crab-alier attitude.
5. I’m claw-fully tired this morning.
6. She’s always crab-solutely stunning.
7. He’s really coming out of his shell.
8. I’m not shore about this decision.
9. Let’s just clam down for a second.
10. Don’t be crabby, it’s Friday!
11. I’m not very good at crab-ting things.
12. You’re claw-ver, I’ll give you that.
13. He’s always crab-plaining.
14. She’s really good at crab-solute honesty.
15. I’m having a crab-ulous day!
16. Feeling a little crab-anked.
17. This is un-crab-lievable!
18. Let’s get this shell on the road.
19. Don’t get your claws out!
20. Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
21. You’re the crab of my eye.
22. I’m just trying to find my shell-mate.
23. This vacation is a shore thing.
24. Having some serious shell-f doubt.
25. Stop being so crab-tious.
26. Feeling claw-some today.
27. I’m shell shocked by the news.
28. He’s got a crab-smatic personality.
29. I’m crab-tivating ideas for my new project.
30. Don’t be so crab-solute about it.
31. Let’s all try to get along swimmingly.
32. Hope you have a clam-petent day!
33. I’m in a real crab-undrum.
34. Going through a real shell-enge.
35. I love crab-walking on the beach.
36. Feeling a little shell-fish today.
37. He’s got great crab-ility.
38. I’m claw-fully sorry for what I said.
39. This coffee is ab-shell-utely necessary this morning.
40. Don’t be crab-solutely ridiculous.
41. Everything is going swimmingly!
42. He is a real crab-tivist.
43. My cooking skills are in shell-velopment.
44. I need a clam-orous vacation!
45. I’m feeling pretty shell-arious today!
46. My puns are un-crab-lievably bad.
47. Feeling crab-solutely fabulous.
48. I am an expert crab-itioner.
49. Don’t be so shell-ow.
50. I’m going to claw my way to the top.
51. I’m trying to be more shell-sufficient.
52. Time to make a clam-pelling argument.
53. Keep calm and crab on.
54. I can’t help but crab-serve.
55. That was a shell-arious joke.
56. I’m not shore what to do.
57. Feeling like a total crab-astrophe.
58. Time to crab-ibrate!
59. It’s all about shell-awareness.
60. I’m so claw-strophobic.
61. He’s really crab-solutely amazing.
62. I need to find my clam-fort zone.
63. Feeling the shell-fie urge.
64. Just trying to crab-tivate some change.
65. That was a shell-shocking experience.
66. I’m a real crab-alyst for change.
67. Don’t let anyone shell-ame you.
68. I’m always crab-solutely right.
69. Just a little shell-conscious.
70. Need to find some clam-ity.
71. That’s a crab-solutely brilliant idea!
72. Feeling claw-fully optimistic.
73. Time for some serious shell-axation.
74. He has crab-like reflexes.
75. I’m in my shell today.
76. Don’t be a crab-ortionist.
77. She’s a true crab-ioneer.
78. He’s a crab-itulation.
79. This is a shell-acious rumor.
80. I am crab-tivating the situation.
81. I am a clam-pion.
82. We are crab-solutely sure.
83. Don’t shell out all your money.
84. Claw your way to the finish.
85. I can’t find the clam switch.
86. I’m crab-tivating myself with TV.
87. Everything needs crab-ibration.
88. She is the crab of my eye.
89. That song is ab-shell-utely beautiful.
90. I’m going to clam up now.
91. Please forgive my shell-fishness.
92. I’m feeling shell-igious today.
93. He’s such a crab-mudgeon.
94. Let’s have a crab-off.
95. I am a crab-pendable person.
96. He’s such a crab-solute genius.
97. My patience is wearing shell.
98. He’s got a crab-solute zero for manners.
99. He’s crab-alier than most.
100. That was a claw-ful experience.
101. She is a clam-orous child.
102. I need to be in a shell-tered area.
103. I’m working on my crab-tivation skills.
104. That was a crab-solutely perfect date.
105. I need a clam-petent lawyer.
106. Feeling claw-fully inadequate.
107. Time to go on a shell-f discovery journey.
108. He’s got a crab-solute passion for art.
109. I’m feeling a little crabby today.
110. Time to clam up about secrets.
111. I shell what you did there.
112. Let’s shell-ebrate!
113. Don’t get shell-shocked.
114. Feeling crab-ulous.
115. He has claw-some ideas.
116. Just going with the shell-ution.
117. I’m crab-solutely exhausted.
118. Feeling like shell-ter.
119. Keep clam and carry on.
120. He has claw-ses to greatness.
121. He’s crab-surdly funny.
122. I need a clam bake.
123. Be shore to be careful.
124. She shell-dom comes to visit.
125. I’m in a crabby mood.
126. He’s ab-shell-utely adorable.
127. Don’t be shell-fish.
128. I’m claw-fully busy.
129. That’s a crab-solute fact.
130. I clam believe it.
131. Hope your day goes swimmingly.
132. He’s going through a shell-shocking time.
133. Don’t be shell-fish with your happiness.
134. Keep calm and go with the flow.
135. This is claw-ver thinking.
136. This day is crab-solutely the best.
137. That’s a clam-ity.
138. We are crab-solutely correct.
139. Don’t shell it all on me.
140. I’m going to go shell-ebrate.
141. I’m crab-tivating you now.
142. I need to clam down.
143. My patience is wearing thin as shell.
144. That was a crab-solute honor.
145. That’s just a shell of your imagination.
146. My shell feels heavy right now.
147. It’s important to be claw-some to everyone.
148. Going through a shell of a time.
149. Always shell-iver the goods.
150. My crab-ativity is at an all-time low.
151. She gives off a shell-terly vibe.
152. They’re going to shell-arate.
153. Hope that goes swimmingly for you.
154. Feeling crab-stinate.
155. That’s an ab-shell-ute truth.
156. Don’t shell out too much money.
157. Hope that goes swimmingly.
158. They shell-arated the land.
159. We are working on the shell-ution.
160. That’s a very shell-tering area.
161. It was the only way to shell-vive.
162. He wants to shell the beans.
163. I shell what you are saying.
164. Shell you be mine?
165. He clam-s to know.
166. The story has many shell-ayers.
167. It was a shell of a job.
168. You are in shell shock.
169. I will always shell-ish you.
170. We are not going to shell-arate the truth.
171. Let’s try to shell the negativity.
172. It was a shell of a party.
173. They want to shell the facts.
174. The shell-f life of the flower is short.
175. It was a shell of a game.
176. I am not going to clam-it.
177. You are the one clam of my life.
178. They want to shell the land.
179. He is a clam and collected person.
180. He wants to shell-ibrate.
181. I had to shell-render.
182. I have to shell the story.
183. Let’s go to the shell station.
184. It was all shell and no substance.
185. Shell it and see.
186. You must shell-ect one.
187. It’s clam before the storm.
188. You had a shell-fish motive.
189. It’s clam-pletely over.
190. You are shell-ected.
191. I have to shell.
192. I need to shell-ax.
193. This place is the shell-ter.
194. The shell-ution is here.
195. Don’t clam it.
196. Let’s get clam-p.
197. You have to shell the truth.
198. They are shell-arating.
199. I will alway clam to you.
200. I am in clam-petition.