Okay, here are 100 crustacean puns for your blog, focusing on human-relatable scenarios:
1. I’m feeling claw-ful today.
2. Don’t be shellfish, share the fries!
3. He’s got a crabby attitude.
4. She’s the pearl of my eye.
5. I’m prawn to making mistakes.
6. Let’s krill some time.
7. I’m just trying to clam down.
8. He’s always fishing for compliments.
9. I’m having a shell of a time.
10. Don’t be so crab-ulous.
11. He’s a real sand-sation.
12. She’s got a lot of mussel.
13. I’m feeling a little blue-crabby.
14. He’s always skirting around the issue.
15. She’s really come out of her shell.
16. Let’s get this party cracking!
17. I’m not shore about that.
18. That’s a load of barnacles!
19. He’s got a hard shell to crack.
20. She’s the catch of the day.
21. Don’t be crabby, be happy!
22. I’m hooked on this TV show.
23. She’s got a reel personality.
24. I’m shore glad it’s Friday.
25. He’s got some serious shell-shock.
26. I’m trying to be a better person, it’s an uphill swim.
27. I’m feeling quite crabtivating today.
28. He’s a bit of a lobster.
29. She’s got a real sense of shrimper.
30. I’m having a whale of a time.
31. Don’t worry, be crabby.
32. Life’s a beach, enjoy the tides.
33. She’s always fishing for a good time.
34. I’m feeling quite buoyant.
35. He’s always trying to bait me.
36. I’m not a fan of pier pressure.
37. She’s really come out of her tidal.
38. I’m going to sea what happens.
39. He’s a real sea-lebrity.
40. I’m feeling a little tide-d.
41. I’m just trying to stay afloat.
42. She’s got a real anchor-d personality.
43. He’s always getting into deep water.
44. I’m just trying to stay current.
45. Don’t be so salty.
46. I’m feeling quite shore-footed.
47. He’s a bit of a sea dog.
48. She’s always going against the tide.
49. I’m feeling quite shell-tered.
50. He’s always trying to reel me in.
51. I’m feeling a little washed up.
52. She’s got a real wave-making personality.
53. He’s always trying to surf the net.
54. I’m feeling quite tide-al.
55. Don’t be so blue.
56. I’m feeling quite shore-ly.
57. He’s a bit of a sea slug.
58. She’s always going with the flow.
59. I’m feeling quite shell-ish.
60. He’s always trying to bait me.
61. I’m feeling a little sea-sick.
62. She’s got a real wave-riding personality.
63. He’s always trying to surf the wave.
64. I’m feeling quite tide-y.
65. Don’t be so crab-by.
66. I’m feeling quite shore-ly.
67. He’s a bit of a sea horse.
68. She’s always going against the stream.
69. I’m feeling quite shell-shocked.
70. He’s always trying to reel me in.
71. I’m feeling a little sea-green.
72. She’s got a real wave-breaking personality.
73. He’s always trying to surf the life.
74. I’m feeling quite tide-less.
75. Don’t be so shellfish.
76. I’m feeling quite shore-nuff.
77. He’s a bit of a sea anemone.
78. She’s always going with the current.
79. I’m feeling quite shell-bent.
80. He’s always trying to bait me.
81. I’m feeling a little crab-walk.
82. She’s got a real wave-setting personality.
83. He’s always trying to surf the future.
84. I’m feeling quite tide-worn.
85. Don’t be so salty.
86. I’m feeling quite shore-thing.
87. He’s a bit of a sea cucumber.
88. She’s always going against the grain.
89. I’m feeling quite shell-derly.
90. He’s always trying to reel me in.
91. I’m feeling a little crab-like.
92. She’s got a real wave-making personality.
93. He’s always trying to surf the reality.
94. I’m feeling quite tide-locked.
95. Don’t be so crabby.
96. I’m feeling quite shore-bound.
97. He’s a bit of a sea urchin.
98. She’s always going with the crowd.
99. I’m feeling quite shell-fishly.
100. He’s always trying to bait me.