Alright, here are 250 dead puns for your blog:
1. I’m dying to see you.
2. Dead tired after that.
3. He’s dead set on it.
4. Don’t be caught dead wearing that.
5. I’m dead serious.
6. That joke was dead on.
7. She’s a dead ringer.
8. Dead and gone.
9. He was dead wrong.
10. Dead last.
11. Dead weight.
12. Dead center.
13. Dead ahead.
14. Dead silence.
15. Dead end.
16. Dead heat.
17. Dead giveaway.
18. Dead in the water.
19. Dead set against it.
20. Dead reckoning.
21. Dead simple.
22. Dead level.
23. Dead of night.
24. Dead to the world.
25. Living on borrowed time; it’s killing me.
26. I’m not sure I can go on, this job is murder.
27. He kicked the bucket list before finishing it.
28. Working here is slowly killing me.
29. That was a grave mistake.
30. I’m just trying to make a killing.
31. It’s a dead issue.
32. That’s a dead loss.
33. I wouldn’t be caught dead doing that.
34. He’s dead certain.
35. That’s as dead as a doornail.
36. She gave me a dead stare.
37. Let dead dogs lie.
38. He’s good for dead.
39. I’m dead broke.
40. She’s dead gorgeous.
41. That’s dead easy.
42. He’s dead beat.
43. I’m dead keen.
44. This heat is deadly.
45. My patience is dying.
46. That’s to die for.
47. He’s dying for attention.
48. I’m dying of laughter.
49. That was a killer performance.
50. She’s a killer whale of a business woman.
51. It’s a killer app.
52. That’s a killer deal.
53. He’s a killer on the dance floor.
54. I’m killing time.
55. She’s dressed to kill.
56. He was killed in action.
57. This job is killing me softly.
58. I’m dying to know.
59. That’s a dead duck.
60. I’m dead calm.
61. He was dead drunk.
62. This meeting is a dead bore.
63. She’s dead asleep.
64. That’s a dead end job.
65. I’m dead against it.
66. He’s dead game.
67. It’s a dead cert.
68. She’s dead honest.
69. That’s a dead giveaway.
70. I’m dead lucky.
71. He’s dead right.
72. It’s a dead certainty.
73. She’s dead tanned.
74. That’s a dead weight on my shoulders.
75. I’m dead wood.
76. He’s dead wrong again.
77. It’s a dead ringer for him.
78. She’s dead keen to go.
79. That’s a dead shame.
80. I’m dead stuffed.
81. He’s dead tired of hearing it.
82. It’s a dead loss to me.
83. She’s dead set on getting it.
84. That’s a dead end street.
85. I’m dead serious about this.
86. He’s dead beat after the run.
87. It’s a dead cert that he’ll win.
88. She’s dead tired of the drama.
89. That’s a dead certainty in my book.
90. I’m dead against that idea.
91. He’s dead set on moving.
92. It’s a dead giveaway what he’s up to.
93. She’s dead keen to start.
94. That’s a dead shame to waste it.
95. I’m dead stuffed, I couldn’t eat another bite.
96. He’s dead tired of the same routine.
97. It’s a dead loss if we don’t try.
98. She’s dead set on proving them wrong.
99. That’s a dead end for the conversation.
100. I’m dead serious about getting this done.
101. The grim reaper has a sharp sense of humor.
102. I’m just dying to tell you this secret.
103. The mortician’s career is definitely embalming.
104. Working at the cemetery is grave business.
105. He’s always coffin about something.
106. That joke fell flat and died.
107. My car just died on the road.
108. The plants all died while I was away.
109. The battery is dead again.
110. That idea is dead on arrival.
111. My phone is dead.
112. This project is dead in the water.
113. I am dead broke.
114. Let’s put that argument to rest.
115. He’s resting in peace, finally.
116. My dreams just died.
117. I’m feeling dead inside.
118. The conversation died quickly.
119. She gave him a dead look.
120. That romance is dead.
121. Bury the hatchet.
122. Pushing up daisies.
123. Meet your maker.
124. Six feet under.
125. Gone to meet his maker.
126. Kicked the bucket.
127. Bought the farm.
128. Croaked.
129. Deceased.
130. Departed.
131. Expired.
132. Passed on.
133. Perished.
134. Remains to be seen.
135. Soul has departed.
136. Life is finite.
137. Mortal coil.
138. The end is near.
139. No longer with us.
140. Resting peacefully.
141. Sleep with the fishes.
142. Pushing up daisies.
143. Joined the choir invisible.
144. Gone to the great beyond.
145. Gone west.
146. Lost his lease on life.
147. Off to the Elysian Fields.
148. Crossed the River Styx.
149. Shuffled off this mortal coil.
150. Entered his eternal reward.
151. Living the after life.
152. Breathed his last.
153. Checked out early.
154. His number was up.
155. The writing was on the wall.
156. Bit the big one.
157. Not long for this world.
158. Over the rainbow bridge.
159. Went the way of all flesh.
160. Returned to the earth.
161. Lost to the ages.
162. Time is fleeting.
163. Ashes to ashes.
164. Dust to dust.
165. Life is fragile.
166. So long farewell.
167. Adios.
168. Auf Wiedersehen.
169. Ciao.
170. Sayonara.
171. Au revoir.
172. Until we meet again.
173. Fading away.
174. Ceasing to exist.
175. The twilight’s last gleaming.
176. The game is over.
177. The final curtain.
178. End of the line.
179. The end of the road.
180. No more tomorrows.
181. A bygone era.
182. The sands of time.
183. Finito.
184. Kaput.
185. Over and done.
186. Curtain closed.
187. Finished and gone.
188. Fade to black.
189. Lights out.
190. The end.
191. He’s a goner.
192. Lost to the void.
193. Gone but not forgotten.
194. He lived a full life.
195. He’s in a better place.
196. May his memory be a blessing.
197. He’s at peace now.
198. He’s gone home.
199. He’s with the angels.
200. He’s watching over us.
201. This relationship is terminal.
202. He has a terminal condition.
203. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but I feel defeated.
204. The suspense is killing me.
205. She died of a broken heart.
206. You’re killing me, Smalls!
207. I’m at my wit’s end, but not mine.
208. If I had a nickel for every time… I wouldn’t have a need for a second life.
209. This day is never ending; I’m not sure I can live in it.
210. I can’t go out tonight; I’m in mortal peril.
211. It was so nice to see you, but I am spent.
212. I can’t wait to see you again; I may die waiting.
213. One day, my kids will say, “My parents tried to kill me.”
214. I don’t mind being wrong, but I hate being dead wrong.
215. I want to live forever, but I’m already feeling dead.
216. Life is short, but mine feels extra short.
217. My heart just flatlined at the cost.
218. I’m a walking dead joke.
219. He didn’t pass, he died of embarrassment.
220. I’m waiting for my ship to come in, but it sunk and took me with it.
221. The end is nigh.
222. The writing is on the wall; I need a new job.
223. I see dead lines.
224. Death by meeting.
225. She died of boredom.
226. He’s a deadbeat dad.
227. I’m dead serious about taking a nap.
228. I’m dead set against getting out of bed.
229. He’s dead certain he’s right.
230. She’s dead wrong, as always.
231. That’s a dead end career.
232. It’s a dead giveaway that she’s lying.
233. I’m dead broke after that vacation.
234. He’s dead tired of my jokes.
235. That’s a dead loss for the company.
236. I’m dead keen on getting a raise.
237. She’s dead stuffed from Thanksgiving dinner.
238. He’s dead against any changes.
239. It’s a dead cert that it will rain tomorrow.
240. She’s dead calm under pressure.
241. He’s dead drunk on the golf course.
242. That’s a dead bore of a movie.
243. I’m dead asleep by 9 PM.
244. She’s dead tan from the beach.
245. This work is a dead weight on my back.
246. I’m dead tired of this weather.
247. That’s a dead shame to waste food.
248. I’m dead lucky to have you.
249. He’s dead honest, even when it hurts.
250. She’s dead game for anything.