Alright, here are 200 death puns for your blog, focusing on realistic human scenarios:
1. Dying to know what happens next.
2. That joke was morbidly funny.
3. He was a grave disappointment.
4. She’s pushing up daisies.
5. I’m feeling a bit dead inside.
6. He was a soul man, now he’s just a sole.
7. She was lifeless at the party.
8. I’m dying for a vacation.
9. The funeral was a grave affair.
10. He really kicked the bucket.
11. She bit the dust.
12. It was a dead-end job.
13. He’s a goner.
14. I’m dead tired.
15. Time to face the grim reaper.
16. Let’s bury the hatchet… six feet under.
17. That’s a grave situation.
18. He croaked.
19. I’m just existing, not living.
20. My patience is dying.
21. I am at the end of my rope.
22. Don’t be a stiff.
23. She’s gone to a better place… supposedly.
24. I nearly died laughing.
25. The suspense is killing me.
26. Life is deathly boring.
27. My dreams died a slow death.
28. That’s a grave mistake.
29. He’s not among the living.
30. I’m just waiting for the sweet release of death.
31. He’s worm food now.
32. That’s a killer outfit!
33. I’m having a grave time.
34. He was dead wrong.
35. She’s playing possum.
36. I’m at my wit’s end.
37. That concert was dead good.
38. He’s resting in peace.
39. She’s in the land of nod.
40. I’m dead serious.
41. He’s bought the farm.
42. She met her maker.
43. He’s snuffed it.
44. I’m feeling a little pale.
45. Life is so draining.
46. He’s reached his final destination.
47. She’s sleeping the big sleep.
48. I could just die!
49. He’s decomposing.
50. She’s lifeless.
51. Don’t drive me to an early grave.
52. I’m dying of boredom.
53. She’s six feet under.
54. It was a dead giveaway.
55. He’s pushing up the daisies.
56. She’s in a better place now.
57. This is my final resting place.
58. It’s a grave matter.
59. I’m just counting down the days.
60. He’s had it.
61. She’s no more.
62. That movie was to die for.
63. He’s beyond help.
64. She’s past caring.
65. He’s joined the choir invisible.
66. I feel like I’m fading away.
67. He’s given up the ghost.
68. The silence is deafening, and deadly.
69. I’m just a walking corpse.
70. He’s at room temperature.
71. She’s turned to dust.
72. He’s not long for this world.
73. It’s a dead loss.
74. She’s eternally resting.
75. He’s off to meet his maker.
76. He’s gone belly up.
77. She’s kicked the bucket.
78. That cake was to die for!
79. He’s a deadbeat.
80. She’s become a memory.
81. I’m ready to go to my grave.
82. The end is near.
83. He’s breathing his last.
84. She’s on her last legs.
85. He’s shuffled off this mortal coil.
86. She’s singing with the angels.
87. He’s met his demise.
88. She’s gone to the great beyond.
89. My hope is fading fast.
90. He’s gone to the funeral home.
91. She’s expired.
92. I’m one foot in the grave.
93. He’s reached the end of the line.
94. She’s answered the call.
95. He’s in the graveyard.
96. She’s food for worms.
97. That’s a deadly sin.
98. He’s a dead man walking.
99. She’s lifeless.
100. I’m having a grave time here.
101. He’s dead as a doornail.
102. She’s gone but not forgotten.
103. He’s joined the departed.
104. She’s sleeping with the fishes.
105. This is my grave concern.
106. He’s going to the pearly gates.
107. She’s beyond earthly concerns.
108. This is a grave issue.
109. He’s reached the end of his road.
110. She’s succumbed to her illness.
111. He’s turned up his toes.
112. She’s bit the big one.
113. He’s bought the farm.
114. She’s given up the ghost.
115. He’s at peace.
116. She’s left us too soon.
117. He’s gone to his final resting place.
118. She’s sleeping eternally.
119. That’s a grave injustice.
120. He’s paid the ultimate price.
121. She’s cashed in her chips.
122. He’s gone to meet his ancestors.
123. She’s reached the end of her journey.
124. He’s joined the great beyond.
125. She’s shuffled off this mortal coil.
126. He’s crossed over to the other side.
127. She’s gone to the happy hunting grounds.
128. He’s gone where the woodbine twineth.
129. She’s gone to the land of the living dead.
130. The suspense is mortifying.
131. She’s been called home.
132. He’s out of his misery.
133. She’s sleeping soundly.
134. He’s off to the happy hunting ground.
135. She’s gone to her reward.
136. He’s on his way to the afterlife.
137. She’s taking a dirt nap.
138. He’s lost his lease on life.
139. She’s pushing up daisies now.
140. He’s had his last hurrah.
141. She’s gone beyond the veil.
142. He’s on the stairway to heaven.
143. She’s enjoying eternal slumber.
144. He’s resting in God’s arms.
145. She’s at one with the universe.
146. He’s become one with the earth.
147. She’s gone to join her loved ones.
148. He’s traded in his earthly body.
149. She’s graduated to the next life.
150. He’s moved on to a better place.
151. She’s embraced immortality.
152. He’s enjoying eternal life.
153. She’s at peace with her fate.
154. He’s found his final rest.
155. She’s entered into paradise.
156. He’s gone to his eternal home.
157. She’s resting peacefully in the afterlife.
158. He’s found everlasting peace.
159. The irony is killing me.
160. She will be dearly missed.
161. I’m scared stiff.
162. That was the kiss of death.
163. He was a terminal patient.
164. The joke fell flatter than a tombstone.
165. She went before her time.
166. I’m at the end of my tether.
167. He’s going to a better place…maybe.
168. She’s gone where the good go.
169. He’s just a fading memory.
170. She’s been called to her final reward.
171. He’s on his way to meet his maker.
172. She’s gone to a better world.
173. I have grave concerns.
174. He’s worm food.
175. She’s food for the worms.
176. I’m mortified to be here.
177. He’s off to that great morgue in the sky.
178. She’s been buried.
179. He’s crossed the River Styx.
180. I’m waiting for rigor mortis to set in.
181. She’s just a shell of her former self.
182. He’s headed to the boneyard.
183. She’s passed away peacefully.
184. He’s deceased.
185. That situation has flatlined.
186. She’s a has-been.
187. This job is going to kill me.
188. He’s a hopeless cause.
189. She was a shadow of her former self.
190. He got a deadly disease.
191. She didn’t make it.
192. He took a tumble.
193. She couldn’t go on any longer.
194. He breathed his last.
195. She gave up the ghost.
196. He went before his time.
197. She succumbed to her injuries.
198. He lost his battle.
199. She’s no longer with us.
200. He’s out of this world.