Okay, here are 100 deer puns for your blog:
1. Deerly beloved, we are gathered here today…
2. Oh deer, what should I wear?
3. I have no idea, doe you?
4. Don’t get deer in the headlights.
5. That’s a deerly held secret.
6. He’s a real deer friend.
7. I deer to disagree.
8. Doe or doe not, there is no try.
9. I’m fawn-da you.
10. Let’s get this party fawn-der way!
11. He’s a deer-devil.
12. Keep your ant-lerrs up!
13. I’m all ears… or ant-lerrs, I guess.
14. Deer diary…
15. I think I’m deer-ranging.
16. That’s deer to my heart.
17. He’s a deer-pendable guy.
18. Just a doe-tiful morning.
19. I’m feeling fawn-tastic!
20. Have a deer-lightful day!
21. This is fawn-omenal!
22. I love you deer-ly.
23. He’s a little deer-matic.
24. What a fawn-ny joke.
25. It’s a real deer-lemma.
26. She’s a fawn-cy dresser.
27. I’m not lion, deer are my favorite animals!
28. Let’s buck the trend.
29. That’s a buck-wild idea!
30. He’s got a lot of buck-an-try.
31. Stop bucking around!
32. It doesn’t cost a buck.
33. I don’t give a buck.
34. I was green and buck-ing!
35. Let’s doe this!
36. Any-doe want to come with me?
37. Every-doe loves a good pun.
38. Some-doe call a doctor!
39. No-doe knows what will happen next.
40. Good morns-doe.
41. Are you deerious right now?
42. Don’t deer to dream!
43. Always go your own way, don’t let peer pre-antler pressure you.
44. My love for you never stops fawn-dering!
45. Let’s make this moment memora-buck.
46. Don’t let your dreams run doe.
47. Have you herd the news?
48. Let’s herd together.
49. It’s a herd life.
50. I can’t wait, herd-y up!
51. I’m really rutting for you!
52. I have a gut feeling…or maybe a rut feeling.
53. It’s a bit of a rut-tine.
54. I’m not over the rutting moon.
55. Stop rutting around!
56. Deer me, this is a mess.
57. I’m getting a little deer-anged.
58. What’s your per-fawn-ance?
59. That’s a fawn-tastic idea!
60. I can’t wait to fawn-d out what happens next.
61. Buckle up, it’s going to be a wild ride!
62. Let’s talk buck-ness.
63. She’s a buck-tician.
64. This is really buck-ing my patience.
65. It’s only a buck-et list.
66. He’s a buck-leberry.
67. Deer everyone!
68. Everything happens for a deer-son.
69. Put your deer-visions aside.
70. It’s a real deer-by.
71. I’m full of deer-termination.
72. This is deer-ivable.
73. Let’s deer-bate this issue.
74. Stop deer-laying the inevitable!
75. This is so deer-pressing.
76. It’s all deer-pending.
77. It’s a deer-clared holiday.
78. She’s deer-mure.
79. That’s a deer-vice.
80. Let’s deer-ail this conversation.
81. He’s a real deer-tective.
82. I’m deer-lighted to meet you.
83. Don’t be so deer-spairing.
84. This is deer-finitely the best.
85. He’s a deer-vout Christian.
86. Don’t be so deer-visive.
87. It’s a deer-ivative work.
88. I’m feeling quite deer-anged today.
89. This is an un-deer-statement.
90. He has a deer-mined personality.
91. It’s all a un-deer-taking.
92. The book was a un-deer-rated masterpiece.
93. It’s a un-deer-world experience.
94. You’re un-deer arrest!
95. She’s working un-deer cover.
96. This has been un-deer construction for years.
97. Let’s go un-deer the sea!
98. He un-deerstands me.
99. It’s all water un-deer the bridge.
100. We need to un-deergo some changes.