Okay, here are 100 dolphin puns, relatable to humans, as requested:
1. I’m feeling quite fin-tastic today!
2. Having a whale of a time!
3. He’s always dolphin-ately the life of the party.
4. Don’t be koi, tell me what you really think.
5. I shore do love a good beach day.
6. I’m not lion, this vacation is great.
7. I’m hooked on this new song!
8. Let minnow if you need anything.
9. Just go with the current.
10. Shell we dance?
11. I’m trying to make a splash.
12. I’m so tide of cleaning.
13. He’s got a porpoise in life.
14. Sea you later!
15. Don’t krill my vibe.
16. She’s off to sea the world.
17. Feeling reel good today.
18. Time to clam down.
19. That was a shore thing.
20. This is absolutely fin-believable!
21. I’m feeling very op-fish-mistic about this.
22. He’s always fishing for compliments.
23. Don’t be so shellfish.
24. Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
25. I’m diving into this project.
26. That joke was a load of carp.
27. You octopi my thoughts.
28. She’s a real sea-renity seeker.
29. I can’t kelp myself.
30. Feeling crabby today.
31. He’s got serious otter problems.
32. Let’s get this party kracken!
33. Hope you have a fin-tastic birthday!
34. Water you waiting for?
35. Don’t be such a beach.
36. She’s a real pearl.
37. We shorely need a vacation.
38. He’s a master baiter.
39. You are dolphin-ately my best friend.
40. This is just the tip of the iceberg.
41. I’m just trying to stay a float.
42. He’s feeling under the sea.
43. That’s a whale of a problem.
44. Don’t be a guppy!
45. I’m shore glad it’s Friday.
46. Seas the day!
47. Having a fin-nominal time!
48. What’s the porpoise?
49. We were mermaid for each other.
50. It’s time to scale back.
51. This vacation is off the scale.
52. I’m not a huge fan, but I’ll sea how it goes.
53. Don’t be such a cod!
54. It’s all water under the bridge.
55. I’m krilling it at work today.
56. He’s got a lot of sole.
57. She’s got that sea-cret glow.
58. These shoes cost me a fortune, I’m feeling reely broke.
59. I’m just coasting through life.
60. That concert was off the hook.
61. Feeling fin-spired.
62. This is my shell-fie.
63. We’re swimming in success!
64. Let’s make some waves.
65. Stop being so koi-et!
66. I dolphin-ately need a nap.
67. He’s always angling for a promotion.
68. I’m not gonna coddle you.
69. Let’s go overboard!
70. That was a close shave with a razor clam.
71. Feeling a little blue-tang-led.
72. He’s a real sea-lebrity.
73. Don’t flounder now.
74. I’m just trying to stay a-tuna with myself.
75. She’s a sea worthy human.
76. Things are getting a little fishy.
77. Let’s shell-ebrate.
78. I’m feeling very current-ly relaxed.
79. Just keep swimming.
80. He has a plaice in my heart.
81. I’m all about that bass.
82. We made quite a splash at the party.
83. Don’t be so salty.
84. I’m hooked on your smile.
85. He’s always trying to bait me.
86. I’m just trying to find my inner peace.
87. She has such a deep sea of knowledge.
88. That’s a fin-tastic plan!
89. Don’t be afraid to take the plunge.
90. I’m feeling very buoy-ant today.
91. Hope you are having a swell day!
92. Have a great day, you sea dog!
93. I shore hope I get promoted.
94. You have a very sharp fin.
95. It’s good to be king crab.
96. I’m not over-fin-king it!
97. My door is always ajar.
98. Please sea-t yourself.
99. Feeling a little Gill-ty.
100. Time to dive into some more puns!