1. I’m not sure what’s tighter, my waist or my schedule.
2. Honey, I’m booked and busy, darling!
3. This look is giving “high maintenance,” but I’m worth it.
4. My wig is more expensive than your rent.
5. I’m serving face, and a side of sass.
6. Feeling fierce, fabulous, and a little bit fabulous.
7. Don’t touch my hair, it’s a whole production.
8. My lashes are longer than your to-do list.
9. I woke up like this… after three hours of makeup.
10. This lipstick is more expensive than your car payment.
11. I’m here to slay, boo.
12. My glitter is more fabulous than your life.
13. Work it, girl! (and then some)
14. I’m not a queen, I’m a glamazon.
15. I’m living my best life, one fabulous outfit at a time.
16. Darling, this is my power pose.
17. My heels are higher than your expectations.
18. Don’t be basic, be fabulous.
19. I’m sickening, darling.
20. I’m not always this fabulous, but when I am, I’m fabulous.
21. This outfit cost more than your therapy sessions.
22. I’m a walking work of art.
23. Shine bright like a diamond… or a disco ball.
24. My makeup is on fleek.
25. I’m serving looks, honey!
26. I’m feeling myself, and so should you.
27. This is my “I woke up like this” look (said sarcastically).
28. Confidence is my best accessory.
29. I’m dripping in diamonds, darling. (or sweat… from the effort)
30. This is my “I don’t need your approval” look.
31. My hair is bigger than my problems.
32. Let’s get this party started!
33. I’m not a morning person, but I slay all day.
34. This is my “I’m not playing games” look.
35. Honey, I’m a star.
36. I’m here to entertain, not to impress. (But I do both)
37. This is what fabulous looks like.
38. I’m not afraid to shine, darling.
39. I’m all about that glam life.
40. I’m serving realness, darling.
41. This is my “I don’t care what you think” look.
42. It’s not a phase, mom, it’s my life.
43. My outfit is fierce, my personality is fiercer.
44. I’m a queen, not a clown, honey.
45. I’m here to paint the town… with glitter.
46. Don’t hate, appreciate.
47. Beauty is pain… but so worth it.
48. I’m a walking, talking masterpiece.
49. My wig is heavier than my worries.
50. I’m serving realness, but with a whole lotta fantasy.
51. This is my “I’m ready to conquer the world” look.
52. Feeling like a million bucks (even if it cost less).
53. The only thing I’m shedding is glitter.
54. Let’s make some memories.
55. I’m fabulous and I know it.
56. The show must go on… and it will be fabulous.
57. This is my “I’m not your average queen” look.
58. I’m a walking, talking rainbow of fabulousness.
59. My life is a runway show.
60. I’m too glam to give a damn.
61. Life’s too short for boring makeup.
62. I’m not a drag queen, I’m a drag icon.
63. This is my “I’m not playing games” face.
64. I’m not perfect, but my makeup is.
65. I’m serving looks, and shade.
