Okay, here are 150 duck puns, realistic to humans (no duck bills or feathers involved):
1. I’m feeling a little down, maybe I need to get my ducks in a row.
2. Don’t get your feathers ruffled over it.
3. I’m just winging it today.
4. He really quacked under pressure.
5. That was a fowl idea.
6. I’m not sure, let me duck out and think about it.
7. He’s a real lucky duck.
8. I’m wading through paperwork.
9. I feel like I’m just treading water.
10. Don’t duck the issue, face it head-on.
11. This situation is a quagmire.
12. He’s always trying to duck responsibility.
13. I’m just ducky, thanks for asking.
14. That joke was a real quacker.
15. He’s got a good bill of health.
16. I’m a little waterlogged from all the work.
17. Just let it roll off your back.
18. I’m trying to stay afloat.
19. He’s got a real waddle about him.
20. I’m feeling a little flighty today.
21. That’s just water under the bridge.
22. He’s always swimming against the tide.
23. I need to get my bearings.
24. That was a stroke of luck.
25. He’s a real bird brain.
26. I’m just going to wing it at this party.
27. I’m not sure, it’s still hatching.
28. I’m just trying to keep my head above water.
29. He’s got a duck-shaped personality.
30. Stop quacking your opinions at me!
31. He knows all the pond scum.
32. He’s a real master of waterfowl.
33. I’m just ducking around.
34. Don’t be such a silly goose!
35. Everything is ducky and fine.
36. What the duck are you doing?
37. I’m just ducking out for a bit.
38. He’s swimming in money.
39. She’s a real swan in disguise.
40. That movie was utterly quacking.
41. That’s a fowl way to behave.
42. He has a real ducktail haircut.
43. I’m just paddling along.
44. Don’t duck me, I need to talk to you.
45. He’s a total quack doctor.
46. We should go for a swim together.
47. Just trying to keep my head above water.
48. I’m feeling pond-erful today.
49. He’s got webbed feet.
50. Don’t get your feathers in a flap.
51. I’m going to take a dip in the pool.
52. I’ll see you on the flip side.
53. I’ll get right on that!
54. This is going swimmingly.
55. I’m always here for you.
56. He doesn’t give a flying duck.
57. I really ducked up this time.
58. He has a flight of fancy.
59. I’m as mad as a wet hen.
60. He has a real duck face.
61. We’re duck-taping things together.
62. She has the heart of a duck.
63. He loves a good duck hunt.
64. Don’t be a wet blanket.
65. Take a swim, it’s good for the soul.
66. They’re always stirring up pond scum.
67. He’s just coasting along.
68. I could really go for some duck soup right now.
69. Just keep your head down.
70. What a flappy situation.
71. He’s a real dead duck.
72. Just try to fly under the radar.
73. I’m just gliding through life.
74. I’m having a ducky time.
75. Quack a smile on your face!
76. I’m feeling ducktastic!
77. This place is a duck blind.
78. Let’s go swim with the ducks.
79. You got me by a long shot.
80. He’s so full of hot air!
81. I’ll get there when my ship comes in.
82. She’s swimming in compliments.
83. He can’t swim to save his life.
84. He’s a regular water rat.
85. Time to duck out of here.
86. Don’t be so duckish.
87. This is my lucky ducky charm.
88. He lives near the duck pond.
89. That was so duck-ward.
90. It was just a wild goose chase.
91. He’s paddling in the deep end.
92. I love my ducky slippers.
93. A penny for your pond.
94. He’s a water-skiier.
95. This is quite the duckumentary.
96. Just duck and cover!
97. I’m feeling duck-pressed.
98. Duck out and smell the roses.
99. Don’t be so duckish, come on!
100. He thinks I’m a lame duck.
101. He’s just a pond scum sucker.
102. Get the quack out of here!
103. This plan is water-tight.
104. I’m feeling really lucky today.
105. The pond is a relaxing place.
106. It’s time for a new water bottle.
107. Ducking is good for the soul.
108. He’s a real ducktective.
109. This is ducksolutely amazing!
110. Let’s get the flock out of here!
111. Get this show on the road.
112. I love being near the water.
113. You’re one lucky duck!
114. I love my rubber ducky.
115. I like duck confit.
116. This pond is very green.
117. He is always ducking calls.
118. I’m taking a duck-cation.
119. That’s a duck-lightful treat.
120. This quacks me up!
121. He swims with the fishes.
122. She’s a water nymph.
123. He makes waves.
124. He’s a real dirty duck.
125. That’s a load of old quack.
126. Time to spread my wings.
127. I feel like a bird in a cage.
128. Always swimming with the sharks.
129. He’s the ugly duckling.
130. He’s a duck-or-no-thing kind of guy.
131. No need to quack over spilled milk.
132. I need to feather my nest.
133. I am really stuck in the mud.
134. He’s just spinning his wheels.
135. I am flying by the seat of my pants.
136. She is happy as a clam.
137. He is a dark horse.
138. Things are going swimmingly.
139. Feeling like the cat that swallowed the canary.
140. I feel like I’m walking on water.
141. He’s just a drop in the ocean.
142. That’s not worth a hill of beans.
143. She is a fair weather friend.
144. He has a sinking feeling.
145. He’s like a fish out of water.
146. You are all wet behind the ears.
147. He’s just testing the waters.
148. That’s my bread and butter.
149. He’s just going through the motions.
150. Time to sink or swim.