Alright, here are 150 dying puns for your blog:
1. I’m feeling a little de-composed.
2. Well, this is just grave.
3. Don’t worry, I’m not coffin.
4. It’s been a long, hard ride.
5. Looks like my time is running out.
6. I guess I’ll be pushing up daisies soon.
7. I’m not sure I’ll make it.
8. I’m fading fast.
9. This is the end for me, friend.
10. I’m about to kick the bucket.
11. I’m going to meet my maker.
12. It’s lights out for me.
13. I’m really at the end of my rope.
14. I’m on my last leg.
15. I’m afraid I’m not long for this world.
16. I’m just about done.
17. This is my swan song.
18. My journey is coming to an end.
19. I’m seeing the light.
20. I’m ready to rest in peace.
21. I can feel myself slipping away.
22. I’m giving up the ghost.
23. I’m checking out.
24. This is my final curtain call.
25. I’m going to bite the dust.
26. I’m reaching my expiration date.
27. It’s time for me to shuffle off this mortal coil.
28. My battery is dying.
29. I’m logging off.
30. I’m going offline.
31. I’m losing connection.
32. I’m losing my signal.
33. I’m going to the great gig in the sky.
34. I’m getting ready for my dirt nap.
35. I’m ready for the afterlife.
36. Goodbye cruel world.
37. I’m heading for the pearly gates.
38. I’m going six feet under.
39. I’m going to the other side.
40. I’m ready to cash in my chips.
41. I’m losing my vital signs.
42. I’m flatlining.
43. This is my last breath.
44. I’m fading to black.
45. I’m becoming an ex-person.
46. Well, this is my doom.
47. I think this is bye-bye.
48. It’s been real.
49. So long, farewell.
50. Until we meet again.
51. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
52. Remember me fondly.
53. I’m joining the choir invisible.
54. I’m going back to the source.
55. I’m exiting stage left.
56. I’m returning to sender.
57. I’m closing my eyes.
58. I’m saying goodnight.
59. I’m signing off.
60. I’m losing power.
61. I’m shutting down.
62. I’m going to sleep.
63. Time to rest.
64. I’m running on fumes.
65. I’m at the end of the line.
66. I’m losing consciousness.
67. I’m not feeling so good.
68. The end is near.
69. I’m finished.
70. It’s over.
71. I’m gone.
72. I was alive.
73. I’m not going to make it.
74. Farewell, adieu, to you, you fair Spanish ladies.
75. I’m just about spent.
76. I’m past my prime.
77. I’m all used up.
78. I’m tapped out.
79. I’m all in.
80. The game is over.
81. I’m throwing in the towel.
82. I’m hanging up my hat.
83. My number’s up.
84. Time’s up.
85. I’m going to be worm food.
86. You could say I’m dying to leave.
87. I guess I’m dead serious now.
88. Don’t take me for granite.
89. I’ve reached the end of my chapter.
90. I’m a dead man.
91. At least I lived.
92. I’m history.
93. I’m becoming the past.
94. Remember to RSVP.
95. I’m taking a dirt nap.
96. I need to find a good plot.
97. I’ll be at the cemetery.
98. I’m dying inside.
99. I guess this is it.
100. I have peace.
101. It’s been a blast.
102. I’ll be seeing you.
103. I can’t breathe.
104. I’m slipping away.
105. I’m growing weak.
106. I hope I’m remembered.
107. Tell my story.
108. Don’t forget me.
109. I’m so tired.
110. I’m ready to go.
111. I forgive you.
112. Please forgive me.
113. Be good.
114. I love you.
115. I’m sorry.
116. Don’t be sad.
117. Be happy.
118. Live life to the fullest.
119. Don’t waste your time.
120. Appreciate what you have.
121. Make a difference.
122. Be kind.
123. Be brave.
124. Be strong.
125. Be yourself.
126. Follow your dreams.
127. Never give up.
128. Keep fighting.
129. Stay positive.
130. Believe in yourself.
131. You can do anything.
132. I believe in you.
133. You are loved.
134. You are important.
135. You are special.
136. You are beautiful.
137. You are perfect.
138. Don’t change.
139. Be happy with who you are.
140. Embrace your flaws.
141. Learn from your mistakes.
142. Forgive yourself.
143. Let go of the past.
144. Focus on the future.
145. Live in the present.
146. Make the most of every day.
147. Take risks.
148. Try new things.
149. Don’t be afraid to fail.
150. Never stop learning.