75+ Fair Puns & Jokes to Keep It Light and Fun

Here are 75+ fair-themed puns & Jokes, guaranteed to bring a smile!

Fair Puns

1. Let’s get this fair started, it’s gonna be amoo-zing!
2. I’m having a fair amount of fun.
3. Donut worry, be happy at the fair.
4. I’m all about that fair life.
5. This corn dog is a-maize-ing!
6. Cotton candy? That’s fair enough.
7. I’ve got a feeling this fair is going to be wheelie good.
8. Don’t be a cotton-headed ninny muggins, come to the fair!
9. Let’s have a fair-well time!
10. I’m on cloud candy nine!
11. Feeling fair-ly good today.
12. I’m stuffed from the fair, I’m such a cornivore.
13. Don’t be jerky, come to the fair.
14. Hope you have a ferris wheel-y good time!
15. I’m feeling like a carnival-vore today.
16. Let’s goat to the fair!
17. I found my fairytale at the fair.
18. This pie is totally a-peel-ing.
19. Just trying to keep my head above water at the dunk tank.
20. Lettuce celebrate the fair!
21. It’s okay if you fall for the fair.
22. This is my fair-vorite time of year.
23. I’m o-fish-ally having fun.
24. I’m hooked on the fair.
25. No need to horse around at the fair.
26. I’m a sucker for a good fair.
27. Don’t let the Ferris wheel get your spirits down!
28. I’m spinning with excitement for the fair.
29. It’s like a caramel-dy of flavors.
30. Hope I didn’t cheese you off at the fair.
31. I’m always up for some corny jokes at the fair.
32. Having a shear-ly amazing time!
33. What the flock are you doing at the fair?
34. Don’t be chicken, ride the rollercoaster!
35. The fair is pasture bedtime.
36. This deep-fried Oreo is un-beet-able!
37. Let’s celebrate a-fair!
38. Having a pig time!
39. Stop and smell the rose tent.
40. This is my happy place, fair and square.
41. You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
42. I’m root-ing for everyone at the fair.
43. I had some rib-tickling fun at the fair.
44. Fair today, gone tomorrow.
45. This fair is unbe-leaf-able.
46. The fair is where I like to goat wild.
47. I’ve bean waiting all year for this fair.
48. I’m feeling very dairy today.
49. This fair is a cut above the rest.
50. Life is what you bake of it.
51. Keep calm and fair on.
52. This fair is a real gem.
53. Time fries when you’re having fun.
54. I came, I saw, I cotton candy’d.
55. Just a fair warning, I’m eating everything.

Fair Jokes

1. Why did the tomato turn red at the fair?

Because it saw the salad dressing at the food stall!

2. What’s a fair ride’s favorite type of music?

Roller-coaster rock!

3. Why did the cotton candy go to school?

To get a little “twist” of education!

4. Why did the clown bring a ladder?

To reach the “high” notes in laughter!

5. What’s the most popular ride at the math fair?

The “Ferris wheel of fractions”!

6. Why don’t skeletons like the fair?

They don’t have the guts for it.

7. How do you know the fair is a good place for vegetables?

Because they have lots of corn!

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award at the fair?

He was outstanding in his field!

9. What do you call a cow at the fair?

A moo-sician at the petting zoo!

10. Why was the carousel so calm?

Because it went around in circles all day.

11. How do you get a balloon to sing?

Just let it “air” its feelings!

12. Why did the game booth quit its job?

It couldn’t handle the “pressure”!

13. What did the ferris wheel say to the merry-go-round?

“I find you a little spin-sane!”

14. Why did the popcorn go to the party at the fair?

Because it wanted to get popped!

15. What do fairgrounds serve for breakfast?

Cornflakes on the go!

16. Why did the cotton candy blush?

Because it saw the ice cream cone!

17. Why don’t ghosts go to fairs?

They’re afraid of the “scream” rides.

18. How do fair rides communicate?

They use “carousel codes”!

19. Why did the duck go to the fair?

To quack a few jokes!

20. What’s a fair’s favorite exercise?

The roller-sprint!

21. Why was the candy apple so happy?

It got a little “stick-y” attention!

22. What do you call a fair with no rides?

A “bore-ival”!