Okay, here are 50 fish puns, guaranteed to make a splash:
1. Let minnow if you need anything!
2. I’m hooked on you.
3. Feeling fintastic!
4. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
5. Cod you please pass the salt?
6. Holy carp!
7. Don’t be koi about your feelings.
8. Have a reel-y great day!
9. Salmon say about that?
10. I’m offishally done.
11. That’s a load of pollocks!
12. Water we going to do today?
13. I whale always love you.
14. Seas the day!
15. You’re so shellfish.
16. I’m drowning in work.
17. This is unbe-leaf-able! (Seaweed pun)
18. Let’s make some mermories.
19. Codzilla!
20. You’ve got to be squidding me!
21. Scale back your expectations.
22. Drop us a line.
23. I’m feeling krill-ed.
24. You’re o-fish-ally invited.
25. I’m hooked on puns.
26. Don’t be a crab.
27. You’re a great catch.
28. Something smells fishy.
29. I sea what you did there.
30. Are you fin-ished?
31. Happy as a clam!
32. This is fin-ally happening!
33. You’re reel-y something special.
34. Any fin is possible.
35. Shore, I’ll go.
36. Don’t get tide down.
37. Just go with the flow.
38. Stay positive, like a proton.
39. I’m herring good things.
40. Long time no sea.
41. I’m feeling reel good today.
42. Gill-ty as charged.
43. That’s a kriller idea!
44. Cod I have some more?
45. You octopi my thoughts.
46. Be nice to others, don’t be mean, be a goldeen.
47. I’m a sardine-ius!
48. You’re off the hook!
49. Fish you were here!
50. I’m floundering!