Okay, here are 100 flour puns for your blog, keeping them relatable to human experiences:
1. I’m feeling crumby today.
2. Don’t be a sour-dough about it!
3. We knead to talk.
4. I’m on a roll!
5. That’s the yeast I could do.
6. Life is what you bake of it.
7. I’m just trying to rise above it all.
8. You’ve got to be bread-y for anything.
9. Stop loafing around!
10. I’m trying to keep things gluten-free.
11. I’m dough-ing my best.
12. He was really buttering me up.
13. This situation is getting sticky.
14. It’s all just a pinch of magic.
15. I’m batter than ever.
16. Have a floured-ful day!
17. Feeling quite cakey lately.
18. Let’s have a whisk-y business.
19. Are you feeling a bit flour-ocious?
20. She took the words right out of my mouth, and I almost choux-ked.
21. That was a pretty crumby joke.
22. I love you a waffle lot.
23. Don’t go baking my heart.
24. This friendship is the real dough-eal.
25. It’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
26. I’m so ex-dough-sted.
27. You’re a sweet roll model.
28. Stop being so crumby all the time!
29. Let’s cake this happen.
30. I’ve got my eye on the pies.
31. Don’t be salty!
32. That’s a half-baked idea.
33. I’m just trying to bake ends meet.
34. Keep calm and bake on.
35. This is my daily grind.
36. I’m feeling quite dough-ty today.
37. This plan is foolproof.
38. She’s the apple of my pie.
39. Having a flour-ishing business.
40. Don’t be muffin around!
41. I’m trying to improve my cook-abilities.
42. Let’s bake the world a better place.
43. Don’t spread yourself too thin.
44. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.
45. Feeling absolutely crumpet-ted.
46. My life is a piece of cake.
47. I doughnut know what to do.
48. You’re looking pretty goodie!
49. You’re so sweet and creme-dy.
50. Let’s get this bread.
51. It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
52. I’m on the hunt for cookie opportunities.
53. Flour power to the people!
54. I’m just winging it.
55. This is a batter situation.
56. I want to loaf you forever.
57. She’s a smart cookie.
58. Don’t underestimate my batch.
59. Bake it till you make it.
60. I’m baking up trouble.
61. Can you bake my day?
62. I’m always hungry for success.
63. Feeling crumby about missing the party.
64. That’s the gist of it.
65. I’ve got a lot on my plate.
66. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
67. I’m a cookie enthusiast.
68. You’re the sweetest thing.
69. I’m just a dough-boy.
70. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.
71. He was very bread-dictable.
72. This is a recipe for success.
73. Just trying to keep it all together.
74. I’m feeling a little stale.
75. Don’t be a pansy, bake!
76. You’re one smart cookie.
77. It’s a baking miracle.
78. I’m in a sticky situation.
79. He spread the news.
80. Keep your eggs-pectations high.
81. My puns are half-baked.
82. The baker was rolling in dough.
83. He’s got all the ingredients for success.
84. Don’t get your whisk in a twist.
85. It’s a full-proof plan.
86. She was baking mad!
87. Stop loafing around, get to work.
88. This is just the yeast I can do.
89. I’m on a sugar rush.
90. I’m feeling crumby today.
91. You bake me happy.
92. I’m a true pastry chef at heart.
93. Don’t be a crepe about it.
94. I’m going to rise to the occasion.
95. This is my bread and butter.
96. It’s not my cup of tea cake.
97. Life’s too short to be crumby.
98. Let’s do this for batter or for worse.
99. My kitchen is my happy place.
100. She’s a real cakewalk.