Okay, here are 250 fossil puns for your blog:
1. I’m feeling fossilized today.
2. Don’t be so sedimentary.
3. Fossil records keep me grounded.
4. He’s got a petrified sense of humor.
5. I’m digging these fossils.
6. I’m fossil-ly awesome!
7. Let’s not get bogged down in the past.
8. She’s a fossil in the making.
9. That joke was really old.
10. My dating life is fossilized.
11. I’m trying to unearth some excitement.
12. He has a rock-solid alibi.
13. I’m feeling fossil-tively fabulous.
14. I need a sedimentary lifestyle.
15. Don’t take it for granite.
16. I’m in a fossil frame of mind.
17. She’s a real diamond in the rough.
18. I’m fossil-zing my efforts on my job.
19. I have a bone to pick with you.
20. We’re history!
21. I’m feeling like a fossil fool.
22. He’s stuck in the Paleolithic era.
23. It’s all water under the bridge, or shale.
24. Let’s not get bogged down with the facts.
25. I’m feeling completely petrified right now.
26. I love a good old rock concert.
27. Let’s bury the hatchet.
28. Feeling fossil-icious today!
29. Rock on!
30. I’m fossil-ating on this idea.
31. He’s got a heart of stone.
32. She’s a gem.
33. That’s a load of schist!
34. I’m fossil-ly dedicated.
35. I’m just trying to dig myself out of this hole.
36. Don’t be so gneiss to me.
37. He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, he’s more like a blunt rock.
38. I’m fossil-tively certain about that.
39. My patience is eroding.
40. He’s got a rock collection, it’s his bedrock.
41. I’m just trying to live a sedimentary life.
42. Let’s excavate some fun!
43. I’m feeling like a fossilized version of myself.
44. These facts are set in stone.
45. You rock my world.
46. I’m fossil-flying to my destination.
47. That news hit me like a rock.
48. He’s a real fossil-osopher.
49. I need to mineralize my thoughts.
50. Let’s have some fossil fun!
51. I’m trying to live a less fossilized life.
52. He’s got a fossil-ly cool attitude.
53. I feel like I’m fossil-falling apart.
54. That’s a fossil-some idea!
55. I’m fossil-tively excited for this event!
56. I need a fossil-ectomy, this is getting old.
57. You’ve got rocks in your head!
58. She’s a fossil-tastic person.
59. Don’t be a fossil-dist!
60. I’m just trying to dig deep.
61. He’s always fossil-ating around.
62. Let’s get fossil-ated tonight!
63. I’m feeling fossil-phisticated today.
64. That’s fossil-utely amazing!
65. I’m a fossil-ly good dancer.
66. It’s all about rock and roll.
67. I need a fossil-lift.
68. Let’s fossil-iterate on this plan.
69. I’m feeling fossil-ed up.
70. He’s got a fossil-titude.
71. Time to break new ground.
72. I’m fossil-tively inclined to agree.
73. That’s a fossil-rious problem.
74. I’m feeling fossil-nomenal today.
75. Let’s get fossil-ized!
76. He has a fossil-tarian diet.
77. I’m fossil-itively going to win.
78. She’s a fossil-fessional.
79. I’m feeling fossil-trated.
80. Let’s get fossil-miliar.
81. He’s a fossil-larious guy.
82. I’m feeling fossil-derly today.
83. Let’s go fossil-ploring.
84. I’m a fossil-iable friend.
85. He’s a fossil-diable boss.
86. I’m feeling fossil-fied.
87. Don’t be a fossil-tator.
88. Let’s be fossil-istic.
89. I’m fossil-sessed with this.
90. He’s got a fossil-iable temper.
91. I’m feeling fossil-tivated.
92. This is a fossil-tunate event.
93. Let’s get fossil-chanted.
94. I’m feeling fossil-laxed.
95. He’s fossil-pable of anything.
96. I’m feeling fossil-pired.
97. That’s a fossil-ifying discovery.
98. Let’s get fossil-ized.
99. I’m fossil-fessing my love.
100. She’s fossil-diculous.
101. I’m feeling fossil-powered.
102. He’s a fossil-ified bachelor.
103. Let’s fossil-prove this.
104. I’m fossil-minded.
105. She’s fossil-able.
106. He’s got a fossil-tastic personality.
107. I’m feeling fossil-ish today.
108. He’s fossil-siderate.
109. I’m feeling fossil-nerable.
110. He’s a fossil-ified romantic.
111. Let’s fossil-tinue this.
112. I’m fossil-gined.
113. She’s fossil-ceptive.
114. I’m feeling fossil-tential.
115. He’s a fossil-ified leader.
116. Let’s fossil-ticipate.
117. I’m feeling fossil-taneous.
118. She’s fossil-manding.
119. I’m fossil-fused.
120. He’s a fossil-ified professor.
121. Let’s fossil-sider the options.
122. I’m feeling fossil-ventive.
123. She’s fossil-table.
124. Let’s fossil-ify this.
125. He’s a fossil-ified artist.
126. I’m feeling fossil-dazzled.
127. She’s fossil-tious.
128. Let’s get fossil-miliarized.
129. I’m feeling fossil-pressed.
130. She’s fossil-tential.
131. I’m fossil-mesticated.
132. Let’s fossil-pate.
133. I’m fossil-licitous.
134. She’s fossil-telligent.
135. I’m fossil-viting.
136. This is a fossil-tastic place to be.
137. I’m feeling fossil-vacious today.
138. My feelings are fossil-able.
139. He’s a fossil-ified genius.
140. I’m fossil-sured.
141. She’s fossil-tured.
142. He’s fossil-ated.
143. I’m fossil-vated.
144. I’m fossil-xious.
145. I’m fossil-dacious.
146. It’s a fossil-tless attempt.
147. Let’s get fossil-vited.
148. I’m fossil-bious to this topic.
149. It’s a fossil-tless decision.
150. I’m digging the good times!
151. I’m feeling fossil-ficient.
152. You are fossil-sential to me.
153. The memories are fossil-fied.
154. Let’s be fossil-luminous.
155. She’s fossil-iable.
156. I am fossil-firmed.
157. He’s fossil-liant.
158. I’m fossil-thusiastic about going!
159. Feeling fossil-ated.
160. It’s fossil-utely true.
161. I’m fossil-spired by her.
162. I fossil-press my gratitude.
163. I need to fossil-fy myself first.
164. Let’s fossil-prove the concept.
165. Feeling fossil-tastic!
166. I’m fossil-victed.
167. I’m fossil-tential for greatness.
168. This has been fossil-lated.
169. I’m feeling fossil-ated.
170. She’s fossil-gant!
171. This is fossil-ifying.
172. I’m fossil-larious to a fault.
173. That’s fossil-tunate.
174. I’m fossil-mesticating my skills.
175. Let’s be fossil-ted.
176. This is fossil-tless.
177. I’m fossil-fessed.
178. Let’s fossil-terate on the matter.
179. I’m fossil-diable.
180. That’s fossil-ified.
181. Let’s fossil-minate.
182. I’m fossil-dicated to my work.
183. It’s fossil-sential knowledge.
184. The journey is fossil-tifying.
185. That’s a fossil-acious rumor.
186. This is all fossil-ified.
187. I’m fossil-ing into these ideas.
188. He’s always fossil-ating.
189. It’s a fossil-titude.
190. I’m feeling fossil-ed!
191. My heart’s turning into rock.
192. He’s a diamond in the rough, fossil-ized.
193. This situation is fossil-larious.
194. She’s fossil-diable at times.
195. Let’s not be fossil-mistic.
196. I’m feeling fossil-miliating today.
197. He’s fossil-acious!
198. You rock my world, fossil-ately!
199. He’s acting fossil-fish.
200. This party is going to fossil-fire.
201. He’s fossil-cious.
202. Let’s not be fossil-lent.
203. I’m fossil-tivated in your presence.
204. Don’t be fossil-icious.
205. Let’s fossil-itate the process.
206. I’m feeling fossil-ified with you.
207. I can’t wait to fossil-ify with you.
208. Let’s go fossil-plore.
209. Let’s take the fossil-evator.
210. Don’t be fossil-ish.
211. The fossils are just a fossil-de.
212. I’m going to fossil-lax tonight.
213. I’m feeling fossil-mestic today.
214. That’s fossil-utely the truth.
215. We’re fossil-mily.
216. That’s fossil-diable.
217. I’m getting fossil-fied.
218. We should fossil-iterate soon!
219. Let’s get fossil-ciated.
220. She’s fossil-dable.
221. They’re fossil-liciting trouble.
222. We’re fossil-miliar with the situation.
223. This is fossil-miliating.
224. Let’s get fossil-zed about it.
225. This is fossil-ly great!
226. He’s acting fossil-lish today.
227. That’s fossil-tastic!
228. Feeling fossil-ated!
229. We should fossil-tivate our friendship.
230. This fossil-cation has been amazing.
231. It’s all fossil-tative.
232. Let’s fossil-tivate this idea.
233. I am feeling fossil-fied here!
234. Let’s just fossil-fy.
235. The job is fossil-filling.
236. Feeling fossil-lent.
237. He’s just fossil-king around.
238. I’m acting a fossil-ar now.
239. It’s fossil-ficial now!
240. He has a fossil-iable defense.
241. It was fossil-licious!
242. My heart’s fossil-ping today.
243. Let’s fossil-imize.
244. He’s too fossil-midable to deal with.
245. Let’s get fossil-ized together.
246. This is too fossil-ficult.
247. Stop being fossil-diculous!
248. I’m fossil-cused on my goal!
249. I’m going on a fossil-venture!
250. He’s my fossil-timate friend.