1. What do you call a goose that’s always late? A honk-tard.
2. What’s a goose’s favorite type of music? Honk-hop.
3. Why did the goose cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
4. What do you get if you drop a goose on the floor? A goosebump.
5. What’s a goose’s favorite game? Honk-a-mole.
6. Why are geese such bad dancers? They have two left feet.
7. What’s a goose’s favorite dessert? Honk-ie-doodles.
8. What do you call a goose detective? A honk-inspector.
9. What’s a goose’s favorite subject in school? Honk-ology.
10. What did the goose say to the gardener? “Keep off my lawn!”
11. What’s a goose’s favorite holiday? Honk-oween.
12. What’s a goose’s favorite drink? Honk-tail.
13. Why did the goose go to the library? To look for honk-books.
14. What do you call a lazy goose? A couch potato.
15. What do geese use to pay for things? Goose-checks.
16. What’s a goose’s favorite car? A Honk-mobile.
17. What’s a goose’s favorite movie genre? Honk-busters.
18. What’s a goose’s favorite social media platform? Honk-book.
19. Why did the goose get fired? For being a fowl employee.
20. What’s a goose’s favorite sport? Honk-ey.
21. What do you call a goose that’s a terrible liar? A honk-fraud.
22. What’s a goose’s favorite type of cheese? Honk-ddar.
23. What do you call a goose with no legs? A ground goose.
24. What’s a goose’s favorite song? “Honk if you love me.”
25. How do geese communicate with each other? By honk-mail.
26. What’s a goose’s favorite type of coffee? Honk-uccino.
27. What’s a goose’s favorite board game? Honk-opoly.
28. What did the goose say to the therapist? “I’m feeling a little down in the honks.”
29. What’s a goose’s favorite place to go on vacation? Honk-Kong.
30. What’s a goose’s favorite kind of pizza? Pepper-honk-i.
31. What do you call a goose that’s always bragging? A show-honk.
32. Why did the goose cross the road? It was fowl play.
33. What’s a goose’s favorite dance move? The honk-shuffle.
34. What’s a goose’s favorite way to travel? By honk-ing air.
35. What do you call a goose that’s been to space? A cosmonaut.
36. What’s a goose’s favorite cereal? Honk-flakes.
37. What’s a goose’s favorite fruit? Honk-berries.
38. What’s a goose’s favorite color? Honk-pink.
39. What’s a goose’s favorite vegetable? Honk-ini.
40. What kind of goose makes the best comedian? A stand-up goose.
41. What do you call a goose with a PhD? A doctor of Honk-ology.
42. Why did the goose break up with the duck? They had fowl differences.
43. What do geese use to pay bills? Goose-checks.
44. What’s a goose’s favorite historical period? The honk-assic era.
45. What’s a goose’s favorite type of tea? Honk-tea.
46. What’s a goose’s favorite workout? Honk-aerobics.
47. What do you call a goose that’s a bad singer? A honk-ful disaster.
48. Why was the goose sad? Because his honk-date cancelled.
49. What do you call a goose that writes poetry? A honk-urist.
50. What’s a goose’s favorite card game? Honk-rummy.
51. What do you call a goose that’s always complaining? A honk-er.
52. What kind of goose is good at math? A geometer.
53. What’s a goose’s favorite kind of pasta? Honk-rotini.
54. What do you call a goose that’s a bad mechanic? A fowl-up.
55. What’s a goose’s favorite place to shop? The Honk-Mart.
