1. My dad’s golf game is always par for the course.
2. He’s got a hole-in-one personality on the course.
3. He’s got a swing so smooth, it’s putting me to sleep.
4. His golf cart is his happy place.
5. He’s always looking for a birdie.
6. He’s got more sand in his bunker than in the beach.
7. Fore-get about it, he’s already on the next tee.
8. He’s got a drive that could rival a rocket launch.
9. He takes his mulligans seriously.
10. He’s got more golf balls than sense.
11. His golf clubs are his best friends.
12. He’s always looking for an eagle.
13. He’s got a putting stroke smoother than silk.
14. He’s got a swing like a willow tree.
15. He’s happier on the green than anywhere else.
16. He’s always in the rough, but never gives up.
17. He’s got a bogey man complex.
18. He’s got more golf shirts than days in the year.
19. His golf shoes are always spotless.
20. He’s a chip off the old block, even on the golf course.
21. He’s always trying to improve his handicap.
22. He’s got a game that’s always improving, slowly.
23. His golf bag is heavier than my luggage.
24. He’s got more golf gloves than hands.
25. He’s got the patience of a saint… mostly.
26. He’s never met a golf course he didn’t like.
27. He’s always looking for that perfect lie.
28. He’s got the best divot repair tool money can buy.
29. He’s out on the course rain or shine.
30. He’s always talking about his latest round.
31. He knows every blade of grass on his favorite course.
32. His golf watch is more accurate than a pro.
33. He’s got a scorecard that tells a story.
34. He’s always looking for the perfect club.
35. He’s the best caddy I know… to himself.
36. He’s got a golf cart that’s seen better days.
37. He’s a member of every local golf club.
38. He’s got more golf magazines than books.
39. His golf knowledge is encyclopedic.
40. He can predict the weather based on the golf course.
41. He’s planning his next golf trip already.
42. He’s got a putting green in his backyard.
43. He’s more relaxed on the golf course than at home.
44. He’s always complaining about his slice.
45. He’s the most competitive golfer I know.
46. His golfing buddies are his best friends.
47. He’s got a personalized golf ball marker.
48. He knows every golf rule ever written.
49. He’s a regular at the 19th hole.
50. He’s got a golf bag for every occasion.
51. He’s always on the lookout for a good deal on golf equipment.
52. He’s got a golf swing that’s as unique as his fingerprint.
53. He’s got more golf trophies than I have shoes.
54. He treats his golf clubs like they’re his children.
55. His garage is basically a golf pro shop.
56. He’s got a subscription to every golf magazine.
57. He’s got more golf towels than I have clothes.
58. He always has a spare pair of golf socks in his car.
59. He’s already planned his retirement around golf.
60. He’s got a golf-themed license plate.
61. He even wears golf-themed socks to bed.
62. His dreams are filled with fairways and greens.
63. He’s got a “fore” warning for everything.
64. He knows the history of every golf course he’s played.
65. He’s got more golf tips than he can use.
