Okay, here are 150 grave puns for your blog, tailored to be realistic to humans:
1. I’m dying to tell you about my new diet.
2. My patience is six feet under.
3. Feeling a little coffin-dodging today.
4. Life is what you make of it, then you decay.
5. I’m having a grave time.
6. That joke was dead funny.
7. I’m just bone-tired.
8. I have a skeletal sense of humor.
9. I need to get my life in order before it’s too late.
10. My plans are permanently etched in stone.
11. I’ve got a graveyard shift at work.
12. Feeling a bit lifeless today.
13. I’m working myself to death.
14. That’s a grave mistake.
15. I’m starting to feel my age… eternally.
16. Time flies when you’re having a burial.
17. I’m in de-cline.
18. Having an existential crisis, digging deep.
19. I’ve reached my final resting place on this couch.
20. I’m just trying to stay grounded.
21. My to-do list is never-ending.
22. I’m down to earth.
23. I’m head over heels for a good nap.
24. I’m tomb much to handle right now.
25. I have a grave feeling about this.
26. I’m on my last leg.
27. I’m in a crypt-ical mood.
28. I’m going six feet under with stress.
29. I’m just trying to make the most of my limited time.
30. My career is dead-end.
31. It’s a grave responsibility.
32. I’m feeling like a shell of my former self.
33. My social life is dead.
34. Let’s bury the hatchet.
35. I’m feeling a bit decomposed today.
36. I’m losing my head.
37. My dreams are six feet under.
38. That really digs into my soul.
39. I’m waiting for the grave reaper.
40. I’m just trying to stay above ground.
41. My energy levels are at an all-time low.
42. I need to find my purpose before I’m pushing up daisies.
43. I’m feeling a little hollow inside.
44. This job is killing me.
45. I’m trying to stay alive and kicking.
46. Don’t dig up my past.
47. That’s a dead giveaway.
48. I’m just barely surviving.
49. I’m starting to feel like a fossil.
50. I’m digging this song.
51. This vacation will be the death of me.
52. I’m on the brink of collapse.
53. I’m getting a little long in the tooth.
54. My heart is stone cold.
55. It’s a tomb with a view!
56. I’m a grave disappointment.
57. I’m just biding my time.
58. I’m feeling a bit buried under work.
59. My love life is in the graveyard.
60. I’m trying to unearth my potential.
61. I’m resting in pieces.
62. I’m in a grave situation.
63. That’s enough to make you turn over in your grave.
64. I’m living on borrowed time.
65. I’ve seen better days, and I’ve seen worse.
66. My dating life is in rigor mortis.
67. I’m trying to avoid a grave error.
68. My happiness is buried deep.
69. I’m six feet closer to the weekend.
70. I’m trying to make every moment count before my time runs out.
71. This coffee is dead good!
72. I’m feeling grave-ly ill.
73. I’m looking for a soulmate.
74. That’s my dead end job!
75. I’m just skin and bones.
76. I’m feeling a bit petrified.
77. I’m waiting for my ship to come in and take me to the afterlife.
78. I’m in a dead-end relationship.
79. I’m trying to find the light at the end of the tunnel.
80. I’m feeling a little tomb-oyish today.
81. I’m just trying to stay afloat.
82. My career is going to the grave.
83. I’m always digging myself into a hole.
84. I’m just barely hanging on.
85. That’s the death of me!
86. I need a grave vacation.
87. I’m always a grave planner.
88. I’m always getting grave looks.
89. I’m feeling a grave pain.
90. I’m going to make a grave decision.
91. I am always grave and ready.
92. Do you know the grave yard shift?
93. I’m digging into my savings.
94. Is it grave if I miss church?
95. That job is just grave robbing.
96. I am grave-ly mistaken.
97. I am in grave danger.
98. I’m trying to exhume my old hobbies.
99. What a grave error.
100. This is my grave.
101. You made a grave mistake.
102. I am in grave pain.
103. Let me grave a place for you.
104. That’s really grave stuff.
105. That’s something to take to the grave.
106. This food is grave.
107. Can you grave my name.
108. I am grave at heart.
109. I have a grave confession.
110. I like to grave things in my memory.
111. This news is grave.
112. The future is grave.
113. I grave some alone time.
114. That movie was grave.
115. This is the grave truth.
116. I am a grave person.
117. That’s a grave situation.
118. I have grave responsibilities.
119. You are acting grave.
120. What a grave statement.
121. I’m so glad you’re not in a grave.
122. I was able to dig myself out of that one.
123. Feeling a little morbid today.
124. My car is on its last legs.
125. Don’t be caught dead wearing that!
126. My bank account is six feet under.
127. I’m feeling a bit sepulchral.
128. I’m trying to make the most of my mortal coil.
129. I need to bury the past and move on.
130. My motivation is dead and gone.
131. I’m searching for my epitaph.
132. I’m in the twilight of my years.
133. I’m trying to be a good ghoulfriend.
134. This coffee is resurrecting me.
135. I’m at a crossroads of life and death.
136. I’m just trying not to become a ghost of my former self.
137. I need to recharge my batteries before I’m completely drained.
138. My social skills are decaying.
139. I feel like I’m on my deathbed.
140. That party was a dead loss.
141. I’m waiting for the grim reaper to call my name.
142. That was my tomb sweet tomb.
143. Living for the after life.
144. I like grave yards, they always welcome me.
145. I will go to the grave with this secret.
146. My work is just grave labor.
147. He got grave-ly injured.
148. I have a lot of buried feelings.
149. I don’t want to see you in the grave.
150. I’m having a “grave” ol’ time.