Okay, here are 150 gravestone puns for your blog, focused on realistic human experiences:
1. I’m done adulting.
2. Finally, a place to rest in peace…and quiet.
3. Well, this is my final resting place. No more moving!
4. Ran out of thyme.
5. I’ve kicked the bucket.
6. I told you I was sick.
7. Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, I am free at last.
8. Here lies the only person who could parallel park in this town.
9. I’m planted, not dead!
10. At least I don’t have to pay taxes anymore.
11. I’ve gone to a better place… probably.
12. I always wanted to be six feet under.
13. My body has gone to its final resting place, but my spirit lives on in those who loved me.
14. Don’t worry, I have a plan.
15. I’m not really here.
16. Do not resuscitate.
17. Sleeping in.
18. Gone fishing.
19. I’ve found my peace.
20. Finally, some peace and quiet.
21. Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks.
22. I’m with the angels now.
23. Dead tired.
24. No more Mondays.
25. The end.
26. Curtains.
27. Game over.
28. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye!
29. I’m on a permanent vacation.
30. Remember me, but not too often.
31. I’ve always wanted to be a tombstone.
32. I’m just resting my eyes.
33. See you on the other side.
34. The party’s over.
35. I’ve lost my marbles.
36. I’ve met my maker.
37. The struggle is over.
38. Now, where’s the remote?
39. I’ve run out of lives.
40. One foot in the grave, now I’m all in.
41. My wild oats are sown.
42. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
43. I’ve reached my final destination.
44. No more dieting.
45. Gone, but not forgotten.
46. I always hated weeding.
47. I’ve graduated to the afterlife.
48. No more bills!
49. This is my grave mistake.
50. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
51. I came, I saw, I conquered… nothing.
52. I’m pushing up daisies.
53. At least I don’t have to shave anymore.
54. I’ve always wanted to be underground.
55. I’m finally in my element.
56. I’ve moved to a better neighborhood.
57. The mortgage is paid off!
58. No more bad hair days.
59. I’ve reached the end of my rope.
60. I’ve turned to dust.
61. I’m not responsible for what happens after I’m gone.
62. I’ve gone to see Elvis.
63. Don’t dig me up.
64. It’s not the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin.
65. That’s all folks!
66. I’m playing the harp now.
67. I’ve got a new set of wings.
68. I’ve gone to join the choir invisible.
69. I’ve passed on. This parrot is no more.
70. I’ve shuffled off this mortal coil.
71. I’ve bought the farm.
72. I’m worm food now.
73. The rent is paid.
74. Back in the ground, where I belong.
75. Home sweet home.
76. I’ve gone to meet my ancestors.
77. I’ve joined the celestial city.
78. I’m six feet closer to heaven.
79. I’m on my way to glory.
80. I’ve exchanged mortality for immortality.
81. I’ve crossed the Great Divide.
82. I’ve gone beyond the sunset.
83. I’ve entered into eternal rest.
84. I’ve inherited eternal life.
85. I’m resting in the arms of Jesus.
86. I’ve gone to my reward.
87. I’ve found my ultimate peace.
88. My soul has taken flight.
89. The earth has received an honored guest.
90. I’m in God’s loving care.
91. I’ve traded earth for heaven.
92. I’m at rest in the bosom of Abraham.
93. My spirit has returned to God who gave it.
94. I’ve been translated into glory.
95. My name is written in the Lamb’s Book of Life.
96. I’m now in the presence of the Lord.
97. I’ve been welcomed into the kingdom of heaven.
98. I’m a citizen of heaven now.
99. I’m rejoicing with the angels.
100. My mansion is ready.
101. I’ve finished the race.
102. I’ve kept the faith.
103. I’m resting from my labors.
104. My crown awaits me.
105. I’m now with my loved ones who have gone before.
106. I’m free from pain and suffering.
107. I’m at peace with myself and the world.
108. I’m eternally grateful for the life I lived.
109. I’m now a part of something bigger than myself.
110. My life was a blessing.
111. I made a difference in the world.
112. I lived, I laughed, I loved.
113. I will be missed.
114. My memory will live on.
115. I touched many lives.
116. I left a legacy of love.
117. My life was a gift.
118. I’m grateful for the time I had.
119. I’m thankful for my family and friends.
120. I’m surrounded by love.
121. My spirit will never die.
122. I’m a child of God.
123. I’m a member of the human race.
124. I’m a part of the universe.
125. I’m connected to all things.
126. I’m eternal.
127. I’m infinite.
128. I’m love.
129. I’m light.
130. I’m peace.
131. I’m joy.
132. I’m hope.
133. I’m faith.
134. I’m truth.
135. I’m beauty.
136. I’m goodness.
137. I’m grace.
138. I’m forgiveness.
139. I’m compassion.
140. I’m understanding.
141. I’m wisdom.
142. I’m strength.
143. I’m courage.
144. I’m perseverance.
145. I’m resilience.
146. I’m adaptability.
147. I’m growth.
148. I’m evolution.
149. I’m transformation.
150. I’m always becoming.