Alright, here are 150 Gulf Shrimp puns perfect for your blog:
1. I’m feeling shrimp-ly amazing today!
2. Don’t be shellfish, share the shrimp!
3. Shrimp happens, deal with it.
4. Let’s get shrimp-wrecked tonight!
5. I’m a little shrimp-ressed with your cooking skills.
6. Having a shrimp-tastic time!
7. Life is better with shrimp by your side.
8. You’re one in a krillion shrimp.
9. I’m shrimp-ly the best!
10. Don’t be a shrimp, take a chance!
11. Feeling shrimp-erior after this meal.
12. I’m hooked on shrimp!
13. This shrimp is off the scales!
14. You make my heart shrimp a beat.
15. I’m peeling good after that shrimp scampi.
16. I’m all about that shrimp life.
17. It’s shrimp-ly irresistible.
18. Keep calm and eat shrimp.
19. I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it (especially shrimp!).
20. I’ve got a shrimp-le problem.
21. You’re my shrimp-mate.
22. Let’s shell-ebrate with shrimp!
23. I have shrimp-athy for you.
24. I’m not shore if I can eat any more shrimp.
25. I’m shrimp-ly happy to be here.
26. I’m shrimp-ly blown away by your kindness.
27. You are shrimp-ly amazing!
28. Shrimp are my favorite kind of people.
29. I’m so shrimp-ly glad we’re friends.
30. Just keep swimming and eating shrimp.
31. Feeling shrimp-cessful today!
32. I’m shrimp-ly in love with this dish.
33. I found my sole mate (and shrimp!).
34. Shrimp is my love language.
35. I shrimp-ly adore this sauce.
36. This shrimp is unbe-leaf-able.
37. I need to shrimp-rove my cooking skills.
38. I can’t shrimp-ress how much I love shrimp.
39. Life’s a beach, eat some shrimp.
40. My blood type is shrimp-ositive.
41. I’m a shrimp-le person.
42. You’re my shrimp-spiration.
43. Don’t be koi, have some shrimp!
44. You shrimp-ly rock!
45. I’m a big shrimp-liever.
46. Feeling shrimp-tacular!
47. I’m shrimp-le minded.
48. Having a shrimp-ly good time.
49. I love you a whole shrimp.
50. You’re shrimp-pressive.
51. I’m in shrimp-le mode.
52. These shrimp are knotty and nice.
53. Everything is betta with some shrimp.
54. These shrimp are reel-y good.
55. I’m shrimp-ly the best cook I know.
56. Let’s get nauti with shrimp.
57. Shrimp: It’s all that and a bag of fries.
58. I’m not lion, I love shrimp.
59. You’re my shrimp-shine on a cloudy day.
60. I’m feeling fin-tastic with these shrimp.
61. Don’t clam up, share your shrimp!
62. You’re the shrimp to my grits.
63. I’m shore you’ll love this shrimp.
64. Eat more shrimp! It’s the best medicine.
65. I love shrimp from my head to-ma-toes.
66. Have a shrimp-le birthday.
67. These shrimp are so good, they’re whale-y delicious.
68. I’m swimming in shrimp.
69. This shrimp is kraken me up!
70. I’m hooked on a feeling… for shrimp.
71. Let’s give them something to taco ‘bout (with shrimp!).
72. I’m going to shrimp-ly enjoy this.
73. Life is short, eat more shrimp.
74. You are my rock lobster… and shrimp!
75. This recipe is shrimp-ly amazing.
76. I’m going to shrimp-ly enjoy every bite.
77. Don’t be crabby, eat some shrimp.
78. I am shrimp-ly at a loss for words.
79. You make me feel shrimp-tacular!
80. I can’t believe how good this shrimp is.
81. This is shrimp-ly the best meal I’ve had all year.
82. I’m shrimp-ly grateful for this meal.
83. You are shrimp-ly the sweetest.
84. I appreciate shrimp more than words can say.
85. This meal is a shrimp-ly delight.
86. I am shrimp-ly ecstatic.
87. You make me feel shrimp-spired.
88. I have so much shrimp to be thankful for.
89. I wish you a shrimp-ly delightful day.
90. You’re shrimp-le and elegant!
91. You shine shrimp-ly bright.
92. You are shrimp-ly a class act.
93. I’m shrimp-ly over the moon.
94. I’m so happy, I could burst… like a shrimp.
95. This taste is shrimp-ly sensational.
96. I’m in a shrimp-le state of bliss.
97. That’s my shrimp-le philosophy.
98. I’m so relaxed with all this shrimp.
99. A Shrimp a day keeps the doctor away.
100. You’re shrimp-ly one of a kind.
101. I’m living the shrimp life.
102. You’re my shrimp-le treasure.
103. I’m feeling shrimp-sational today!
104. I’m a shrimp-le kind of person.
105. I’m just here for the shrimp.
106. You’ve got that shrimp-thing about you.
107. I’m on a shrimp-y mission.
108. My love for shrimp is im-mense.
109. I’m not playing any shrimp games with you.
110. Shrimp and I are in a committed relation-ship.
111. I’m shrimp-ly irresistible, just like this food!
112. Everything’s better with a little shrimp-spiration!
113. Let’s get this shrimp party started!
114. Just another shrimp-day in paradise!
115. I’ve got 99 problems but shrimp ain’t one.
116. You are shrimp-tastically unique.
117. I’m just shrimp-ly being me.
118. You can’t handle the shrimp!
119. I’m not afraid to shrimp outside the box.
120. I’m always up for a shrimp adventure.
121. This shrimp is making me feel some type of way!
122. My heart belongs to shrimp.
123. I’ve got a bad case of the shrimp fever.
124. I’m living my best shrimp-ly life.
125. You had me at shrimp.
126. I’m ready to take on the world…one shrimp at a time.
127. Today’s good mood is sponsored by shrimp.
128. Feeling like a shrimp-million bucks!
129. I’m all about that shrimp-easy life.
130. Shrimp: Because adulting is hard.
131. Don’t worry, be shrimp-py!
132. Just wing it, like a shrimp.
133. This is my resting shrimp face.
134. Stay humble, eat shrimp.
135. Be the shrimp you wish to see in the world.
136. Keep your friends close, and your shrimp closer.
137. All you need is love… and shrimp.
138. Happiness is a plate full of shrimp.
139. I’m a shrimp-le kind of girl (or guy).
140. Life is too short to say no to shrimp.
141. You’re the shrimp to my cocktail.
142. Good vibes and shrimp tides.
143. I’m in a serious relation-shrimp.
144. Shrimp: My happy place.
145. Let’s get this shrimp show on the road.
146. Warning: May spontaneously talk about shrimp.
147. Powered by shrimp and good intentions.
148. I’m not drooling, you are…over this shrimp!
149. This shrimp is making me want to dance.
150. It’s a shrimp-ly good day to have a good day!