Okay, here are 150 Hairy Woodpecker puns, focused on human-relatable situations and actions, just the puns and nothing else:
1. I’m feeling peck-uliar today.
2. He’s got a real knack for drumming up business.
3. Don’t get your feathers ruffled!
4. That’s a pretty good bill of goods.
5. I’m just winging it.
6. Feeling pretty woodpecker today.
7. I wood-n’t do that if I were you.
8. He’s a real head-banger.
9. Let’s hammer out the details.
10. She’s got a sharp wit.
11. I’m board with this conversation.
12. He’s drumming up trouble.
13. That really struck a chord with me.
14. Having a tree-mendous day!
15. Don’t be such a bird-brain.
16. That’s a load of sap.
17. He’s always digging for information.
18. I’m going to go out on a limb here.
19. Wood-n’t you agree?
20. He’s got a real pecking order problem.
21. Feeling like I’m going against the grain.
22. Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty.
23. That’s just birdseed for thought.
24. He’s always hammering away at his goals.
25. Don’t get too twiggy with it.
26. I’m just trying to feather my nest.
27. He’s a real tree-hugger.
28. Feeling a bit wood-headed today.
29. That’s a pretty tough bark to crack.
30. Let’s branch out and try something new.
31. He’s always hitting the right notes.
32. I’m just trying to stay grounded.
33. That’s a real feather in your cap.
34. Don’t be so down to earth.
35. He’s a real whacker.
36. This is going against the wood.
37. I’m just trying to be a good egg.
38. He’s always looking for a new perch.
39. Feeling a little birchy today.
40. That’s a tough nut to crack.
41. Let’s take a flyer on this.
42. He’s got a real eye for detail.
43. I’m not going to be pigeonholed.
44. That’s a pretty good twig.
45. He’s always looking for a free meal.
46. I’m just trying to stay positive.
47. Feeling a little woodpecker-ish.
48. That’s a pretty good tree trunk.
49. Let’s go out on a limb.
50. He’s got a real zest for life.
51. I’m not going to feather my nest here.
52. That’s a pretty tree-ific idea.
53. Feeling like I’m banging my head against a wall.
54. He’s always looking for a quick peck.
55. I’m just trying to stay afloat.
56. That’s a pretty good hole.
57. Let’s go out on a branch.
58. He’s got a real talent for drilling.
59. I’m not going to stay planted here.
60. That’s a pretty good pile of wood.
61. Feeling like I’m against the wood.
62. He’s always looking for a new place to nest.
63. I’m just trying to be nice.
64. Feeling pretty whacked out today.
65. That’s a pretty big branch.
66. Let’s hit the books.
67. He’s got a real penchant for pecking.
68. I’m not going to stay twiggy.
69. That’s a pretty good load.
70. He’s always looking for a bargain.
71. I’m just trying to get a leg up.
72. Feeling pretty wood-n’t today.
73. That’s a pretty good twig.
74. Let’s hit it.
75. He’s got a real drive for drumming.
76. I’m not going to stay here.
77. Feeling pretty sap-py today.
78. That’s a pretty good peck.
79. Let’s branch out.
80. He’s got a real knack for digging.
81. That really pecked my interest.
82. I’m feeling very peck-ish.
83. He’s really drumming up some excitement.
84. That’s a tree-mendous opportunity.
85. Feeling like I’m hitting a brick wall.
86. He’s always drilling the point home.
87. That idea didn’t fly.
88. She’s always chirping with joy.
89. That’s something to tweet about.
90. I’m feeling a little bird-brained.
91. Feeling like I need a tree-t.
92. He’s always looking for a new avenue to peck.
93. She’s got a birds-eye view of the situation.
94. I’m feeling a little peck-ish.
95. He has excellent taste for bugs.
96. Let’s not wing it.
97. He always knows how to make nests eggs-tra special.
98. He is digging his own grave.
99. She has a birds-eye view on life.
100. Let’s feather this thing.
101. He is always branching out to get the job done.
102. He really nailed it this time!
103. He’s always drumming up ideas.
104. I feel a bit nutty today.
105. I feel as free as a bird.
106. He is always drumming up some fun.
107. Do you think it’s oak-ay?
108. I am trying to be tree-mendously helpful.
109. Let’s twig this idea up.
110. I am feeling wood-erful today.
111. That really barked up the wrong tree.
112. Let’s not leave any stubs out.
113. My day is leafing to a better start!
114. Don’t you dare touch my branch.
115. This is the root of the problem.
116. It is such a tree-mendous task!
117. Stop getting twig-gy with me!
118. Feeling pretty fly today.
119. You are barking up the wrong tree.
120. It is time to leaf work for the day!
121. It is like a tree-sure to have you here.
122. I will stand by you because you are my trunk.
123. It is time to axe me anything.
124. Let’s get to the root of the problem.
125. Don’t leave any leaf behind!
126. Tree-t others the way you want to be tree-ted.
127. We were pine-ing for you.
128. I’m hoping that you don’t leaf.
129. I wood do anything for you.
130. Feeling the oak-wardness.
131. Don’t leaf me hanging.
132. We must trunk-ate the conversation.
133. He’s always so talon-ted.
134. I just winged it
135. I’m feeling very perky today.
136. That’s eggs-actly what I wanted.
137. I’m having a fowl day
138. The bird is the word.
139. Stop being so rook-less.
140. Don’t be such a nest-y person.
141. Have you heron the news?
142. Stop robin me of my happiness.
143. Owl always love you
144. Stop being so crow-el!
145. I’m just trying to spread my wings.
146. You can always count on me to be there, come hail or high water.
147. That really got under my feathers.
148. You’re a real bird of paradise.
149. She’s got a real way with the worms.
150. This situation has me stumped.