Alright, here are 250 hat puns for your blog, focusing on human-relatable situations:
1. Feeling blue? Just throw on a hat!
2. I have a collection, you could say I’m a hat-hoarder.
3. Trying to keep a lid on my excitement.
4. Sometimes, life is just too much to chapeau with.
5. He was feeling down, so he donned a top hat to lift his spirits.
6. I’m head over heels for hats!
7. That’s the crowning achievement of my wardrobe.
8. Hats off to everyone who makes life interesting!
9. Wearing a silly hat is my way of capping off a good day.
10. I’m not sure about this new trend, I’m on the fence about it.
11. This hat really tops off the outfit.
12. Don’t lose your hat! Or your head.
13. Let’s put a pin in this and go hat shopping.
14. It’s important to know how to wear a hat well.
15. You’ve got to have a thick head to pull that hat off.
16. This hat is a real conversation starter, it’s all people want to talk about.
17. I’m covered in my new hat.
18. My hat collection is getting out of control.
19. Let’s try to stay on top of things.
20. I’m keeping my head down today.
21. He’s always wearing a hat, rain or shine.
22. She’s got a good head on her shoulders, and a nice hat too.
23. You’re going to have to hat it to me, I won.
24. Don’t get your wig in a twist.
25. I tipped my hat to her as she walked by.
26. I’m throwing my hat into the ring.
27. He’s a real hat-titude problem.
28. My new hat is the peak of fashion.
29. I need a hat rack, I have too many.
30. It’s a hat trick!
31. I’m looking for a hat that will really turn heads.
32. Don’t be a blockhead, wear a hat.
33. I’m feeling a bit capped out today.
34. I’m always trying to keep my cool, even under my hat.
35. Let’s meet up, I’ll be wearing a hat.
36. She wears many hats.
37. My hat is off to you.
38. It’s under my hat.
39. Hats make me happy.
40. Keep your hat on.
41. Hats can be expensive.
42. That’s a nice chapeau.
43. Don’t flip your lid.
44. This hat suits me.
45. I’m going to go out, wear a hat, and maybe buy one.
46. Hats can keep the sun off your head.
47. Hats can keep you warm.
48. Hats can protect your hair.
49. Hats can make a statement.
50. Hats are fun.
51. Don’t capsize your emotions.
52. I can’t think, I need my thinking cap.
53. I felt so capped when I found the perfect one.
54. This hat is beret good!
55. Hat do you think of my new style?
56. You are the straw that stirs my drink.
57. Don’t be shady, wear a hat!
58. I can’t be held responsible for my actions, I was having a bad hat day!
59. It’s never too late to crown yourself.
60. Feeling uninspired? Grab a hat and go!
61. You had me at fedora.
62. I have to say, you’re the brim of my existence.
63. Let’s put the old hat on and go to the party.
64. I don’t want to be a milliner, I want to be a millionaire.
65. Don’t throw shade, throw a hat!
66. I am headstrong about hat-wearing.
67. You can never have too many chapeaus.
68. I love the felt of my new hat.
69. My hat and I, we’re inseparable.
70. I am absolutely hat-stricken.
71. I’m going to top myself off with a new hat.
72. I have an obsession with hats.
73. I’m a hat trick wonder.
74. A good hat is a cherry on top.
75. Let’s get a-head with it!
76. My hat-itude is amazing.
77. It’s all covered.
78. I just want to lie under a hat all day.
79. I have a soft spot for a good hat.
80. I’m a hat advocate.
81. My hat is my comfort zone.
82. The hat fits, I wear it.
83. I’m a hat-s off kind of person.
84. I’m always up for a hat-venture.
85. My hat is my signature piece.
86. I’m a hat-aholic.
87. A hat is the best accessory.
88. My hat is my mood ring.
89. I’m a hat enthusiast.
90. I love a good hat chat.
91. My hat is my lucky charm.
92. I’m a hat-tastic person.
93. A hat is the perfect gift.
94. My hat is my happy place.
95. I’m a hat connoisseur.
96. I love a hat parade.
97. My hat is my best friend.
98. I’m a hat-ivating person.
99. A hat is a fashion statement.
100. My hat is my shield.
101. Head in the clouds, hat on my head.
102. I’m feeling a little un-cap-able.
103. Let’s get this over with, chop chop!
104. I’m on top of the world with this hat.
105. I had a hat-titude adjustment.
106. Don’t cap on me!
107. Got to keep a lid on it.
108. That’s an old hat.
109. I’m head over heels for my hat.
110. Top of the morning to ya!
111. Don’t lose your head.
112. Keep your head up.
113. You have a good head on your shoulders.
114. Two heads are better than one, and one with a hat is best.
115. I am going to keep my hat on.
116. That is a hard hat to swallow.
117. I don’t want to take my hat off.
118. Do you want to see my hat?
119. Hats are awesome.
120. Look at that hat.
121. A hat can be good.
122. I have all the hats.
123. Wear a hat today.
124. That is quite a hat.
125. My hat can’t be tamed.
126. Get your head in the game… with a hat.
127. I’m completely hat-ivated!
128. I bean thinking about hats all day.
129. Hat’s the matter with you?
130. I’m hooked on hats.
131. You’re my headliner.
132. I’m trying to stay level-headed.
133. That hat is the cherry on top.
134. Get your head out of the gutter and into a hat.
135. What a topper!
136. Feeling uninspired, I need to hat a plan.
137. Hat’s all folks!
138. Let’s put a hat on that.
139. The hat really elevates the whole ensemble.
140. I’m not a fedorable person.
141. I would hat to see you go!
142. I’m really getting capped off with this.
143. My hat is a real head-turner.
144. Life’s too short to wear boring hats.
145. Let’s face it, hats are amazing.
146. I hat to tell you this.
147. I’m taking a stand… for hats!
148. Keep a cool head.
149. That hat is the bomb.
150. Hat’s the plan?
151. Top of the line.
152. Got my hat on backwards.
153. The ultimate topper.
154. Let’s meet under the hat.
155. Top that!
156. Hat about it?
157. Time for a hat nap.
158. Feeling hat-tacular.
159. Is the hat on straight?
160. Top billing.
161. Hat’s the scoop?
162. Be the hat.
163. That’s a tall hat.
164. A perfect topping.
165. Wearing many hats today.
166. Hat’s cooking?
167. Hat’s news?
168. Hat’s the damage?
169. That’s a nice headpiece.
170. Under the hat.
171. Hat’s happening?
172. Keep your hat close.
173. Hat’s the deal?
174. A big hat!
175. Hat’s the point?
176. A warm hat.
177. Put on a hat!
178. A stylish hat.
179. Top notch.
180. A funky hat.
181. Hat’s the ticket!
182. Best headgear.
183. Crown jewels.
184. All hat and no cattle.
185. Is your hat on?
186. Hat’s the rub?
187. Under my hat.
188. Is it a hat?
189. Hat’s the worst?
190. Big head.
191. Hat’s your pleasure?
192. I will wear that hat.
193. Crazy headgear.
194. He wears the hat.
195. The top spot.
196. A perfect hat.
197. That’s it under my hat.
198. Head to toe.
199. Hat-full.
200. In over my head.
201. A hat above.
202. Hat-less.
203. Over my head.
204. To hat or not to hat?
205. A hat in time.
206. Top tier.
207. That hat rules.
208. Is that a hat?
209. I think it’s a hat.
210. Maybe it’s a hat.
211. The end hat.
212. This hat again?
213. A perfect match hat.
214. That’s my lid.
215. An old hat.
216. Put a hat on.
217. Hat in hand.
218. The very top.
219. I tip my hat.
220. Hats are great.
221. Headgear!
222. Put your hat on!
223. Crown me!
224. Heads up!
225. Topped!
226. Hat to toe!
227. Wear a hat!
228. It’s a hat!
229. Hat head!
230. To hat or not!
231. The topper!
232. My hat!
233. Hat!
234. The lid!
235. Top!
236. New hat!
237. Good head.
238. Heads!
239. Hatted.
240. Old head.
241. Top hat!
242. Hat off!
243. No hat.
244. Hat on.
245. Good hat.
246. Top down.
247. Top bun.
248. It is a top.
249. Top tier hat!
250. Topper hat!