Okay, here are 200 hockey puns perfect for your blog, keeping them realistic to the sport and human experiences:
1. I’m really pucked off about this loss.
2. Let’s all just chill out and watch some hockey.
3. Don’t be a penalty box, be a goal scorer.
4. I have so many hockey puns, it’s unbe-leaf-able!
5. That was a brutal hit, are you O.K.?
6. He really stickhandled his way into my heart.
7. She’s a real power play in the office.
8. Having a bad day? Just let it goon.
9. I’m defenseman-ly going to need a coffee after this game.
10. Let’s break the ice and talk about hockey.
11. This team has a lot of potential, let’s see them really skate.
12. I’m skating on thin ice trying to make these puns.
13. Don’t get your skates in a twist!
14. He’s got the face-off skills down pat.
15. This game is really icing my patience.
16. She’s a real puck-star in the making.
17. Let’s get this show on the road, eh?
18. Time to lace up those skates and get to work!
19. He’s got a real slapshot sense of humor.
20. That goal was absolutely board-erline amazing.
21. Hope our team scores in regulation, I hate overtimes!
22. I’m always up for some hockey, it’s a rink-diculously good time.
23. Are you a goalie? Because I’d let you block everything for me.
24. She’s a real natural on the ice.
25. Hope he doesn’t catch any heat for that penalty.
26. I’m really in the zone tonight.
27. Let’s celebrate with some penalty shots.
28. Don’t be a net-negative in my life.
29. I’m really crossing the line here, aren’t I?
30. Time to sharpen up and get ready for the playoffs.
31. Did you see that goal? Absolutely top shelf!
32. He really handled that interview like a pro.
33. I’m not sure about this decision, it smells fishy.
34. It’s okay, just take a shot and see what happens.
35. You really need to stick to your goals.
36. I’m feeling blue after that loss.
37. That was a pretty sweet deke.
38. I was really hoping for a hat trick tonight.
39. Let’s go for the win, no matter the cost.
40. Hockey is a slippery slope.
41. She is a great asset to the team.
42. Hope you’re not board of my puns.
43. He’s got a real stick-to-itiveness.
44. Just trying to stay afloat during the season.
45. We need to get our offense rolling.
46. Time to take a timeout and regroup.
47. That was a real ice-olation play.
48. I’m feeling drained after that game.
49. It’s time to face-off against our problems.
50. That’s the power of teamwork, in the play.
51. Just trying to stay neutral and not get involved.
52. What a power play!
53. He is a good skater.
54. I hope they win so I don’t have to pay a penalty.
55. I can’t stand overtime games.
56. It looks like they could use a new coach.
57. He skates like he is on clouds.
58. That’s the kind of hustle I like to see!
59. I am puck-tically dying of anticipation for this game!
60. That shot was a real beauty.
61. Hockey is a rink-teresting sport.
62. Just another day at the rink.
63. Let’s grab a bite to eat.
64. It’s all about the players, playing.
65. He had a puck-uliar habit of wearing that equipment.
66. I’m working on my stickhandling skills.
67. I try to stay in-line.
68. Skating is a great way to unwind.
69. I have no ice-dea.
70. Don’t be a bench-warmer.
71. You look great, by the way!
72. What an enforcer.
73. Don’t sweat the small stuff.
74. I enjoy a good shutout.
75. Let’s get after it.
76. I could use a break.
77. I’m feeling puckish.
78. Don’t get too heated.
79. That was a low blow.
80. Time to get back in the game.
81. What a save!
82. He is a gem.
83. I’m in a good position.
84. I like the defense.
85. I’m really feeling this team’s vibe.
86. Hockey is a great way to stay in shape.
87. That was an icing call!
88. I am an expert at skating.
89. Always be on the lookout for a freebie!
90. I am a real player.
91. Don’t be a drag.
92. He is a good addition to the team.
93. He is one of my favorites.
94. The fans are intense!
95. He is a real competitor.
96. What an amazing feat!
97. The game is intense!
98. He is the best player ever.
99. The players are skilled.
100. Hope he’s ok.
101. I love the teamwork.
102. Hockey is my favorite sport.
103. They are well-behaved.
104. I’m so excited to watch the game.
105. He plays like a professional.
106. I am a hockey fan.
107. They need to have hope to win the game.
108. He’s a talented skater.
109. What is the score?
110. He has a strong stance.
111. He’s got the best moves!
112. I need a good stretch.
113. He needs a good defense.
114. I want some nachos.
115. The players are fast!
116. I need water.
117. The players need to be aggressive.
118. I’m too attached.
119. I need to make a decision.
120. I’m just a rookie.
121. He is getting penalized.
122. I’m very fortunate.
123. They had to work hard for their money.
124. He is so defensive.
125. Hope he isn’t too emotional.
126. I don’t know how to react!
127. He just needs to give it his all!
128. I like that idea.
129. He needs to take a break.
130. He has an awkward stance.
131. He needs to have more courage!
132. I always want to be myself.
133. He has poor sportsmanship.
134. He is an icon.
135. He is really popular.
136. He needs to stay composed.
137. He is dedicated.
138. He needs to stay alert.
139. He is responsible.
140. He is a good leader.
141. He is patient.
142. He can be creative!
143. He is a great character.
144. He is humble.
145. He is strong.
146. He is thoughtful.
147. He is well mannered.
148. He is well known.
149. He is organized.
150. He is funny.
151. He is sweet.
152. He is adorable.
153. He is a king.
154. He is a real hero.
155. He looks innocent.
156. He is a real human.
157. He is a gemini.
158. He is a sagittarius.
159. I’m so in tune with the team.
160. He is ready for the season!
161. The players have great chemistry.
162. I want this team to be a dynasty!
163. My favorite team!
164. His jersey is cute.
165. He is getting out of the arena.
166. He needs to go to the hospital.
167. The players are getting on the bus.
168. They went back home.
169. He’s a bit of a fixer-upper.
170. These are the best moments.
171. This is my favorite thing.
172. I don’t care.
173. He has a cool face.
174. I want to be friends with him.
175. What a vibe!
176. Just give it a try.
177. This is an amazing song!
178. He looks old.
179. I love your shirt.
180. What an awkward moment.
181. I like your hair.
182. I love your outfit.
183. He likes ice.
184. I want to go to the game.
185. Hope you stay safe!
186. Hope you have a great week!
187. You seem cool.
188. Let’s hang out!
189. You look really good!
190. I am doing great!
191. Let’s go to a hockey game.
192. Let’s play hockey!
193. I am too dramatic.
194. Do you want to join the team?
195. It’s so embarrassing.
196. Hope I’m not awkward.
197. He looks like he’s sleeping.
198. You deserve better.
199. Don’t mess it up.
200. Don’t be afraid!