Okay, here are 100 horse puns for your blog, focusing on situations relatable to humans:
1. I had a stable relationship until she bolted.
2. He’s always horsing around in the office.
3. That’s the mane reason I’m quitting.
4. I felt like I was being saddled with all the work.
5. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth when it comes to free food.
6. Let’s rein in these expenses.
7. He really needs to bridle his temper.
8. She galloped through the presentation.
9. This traffic is driving me neigh-zy.
10. My diet is strictly hay-carb.
11. It’s important to have good stable income.
12. Don’t be a neigh-sayer.
13. He’s a dark horse in the competition.
14. I’m going to the gym to get my fillies in shape.
15. That idea is a long shot, but let’s give it a run.
16. She’s got a real pony for fashion.
17. We’re hoof-way through the project.
18. I’m just trying to make a stable living.
19. He’s a bit of a one-trick pony.
20. It’s time to cut the stirrups and move on.
21. My boss is a real mare-vellous person.
22. I’m feeling a bit horse today.
23. He’s always horsing around in the meetings.
24. She’s got a colt personality.
25. Let’s get this show on the road, cowboy!
26. This decision is going to be a game changer, for foal.
27. He’s really trotting out the same old excuses.
28. That party was a real equestrian success.
29. I’m feeling a bit under the weather, must be foal season.
30. He’s got a real horse-power in the industry.
31. That’s a great idea, let’s run with it!
32. She’s got a very foal-osophical mind.
33. I need to bridle my spending habits.
34. He’s got a real pony for the finer things in life.
35. Let’s not flog a dead horse.
36. I’m just horsing around, don’t take it personally.
37. She’s got a real colt-ure about her.
38. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that’s foal.
39. Let’s stirrup some excitement.
40. He’s always saddled with extra work.
41. This job is mane-otony.
42. Let’s have a foal-some discussion.
43. She’s got a real pony for perfection.
44. I’m feeling a bit foal-ish today.
45. He’s got a real horse-pitality.
46. This situation has me feeling un-stabled.
47. Let’s cut to the chase, mare-vellous points only.
48. He’s really trotting out the best ideas.
49. She’s got a real pony for details.
50. I’m going to take a mare-athon nap.
51. He’s got a real horse-ense of humor.
52. This is going to be a real horse-deal.
53. Let’s not rein-vent the wheel.
54. She’s got a real pony for innovation.
55. I’m feeling a bit foal-hearted.
56. He’s got a real colt-ivating personality.
57. This project is neigh impossible.
58. Let’s stirrup some trouble, responsibly.
59. She’s got a real pony for leadership.
60. I’m going to gallop to the finish line.
61. He’s got a real horse-power to influence.
62. This meeting is going to be a mane event.
63. Let’s not be horse-tile.
64. She’s got a real pony for problem-solving.
65. I’m feeling a bit foal-ish.
66. He’s got a real horse-pitability.
67. This situation has me feeling un-stabled.
68. Let’s cut to the chase.
69. She’s got a real pony for success.
70. Let’s get this show on the road.
71. That horse is running for mayor.
72. I need to be more stabled and make less mistakes.
73. He’s got a real colt-ivating.
74. He’s going to foal-fill his dreams.
75. Let’s not be horse-tyle.
76. This movie is a real horse-tory.
77. She’s the cream of the crop when it comes to stable employees.
78. He’s a bit of a neigh-bor from hell.
79. My girlfriend loves a man who takes the reigns in life.
80. He always has a good foal-osophical view.
81. I need to stirrup some love in my life.
82. This horse is a great polo player.
83. He always loves when I give him reins.
84. This work is really going to stableize my life.
85. The teacher told the student to stop horsing around.
86. I love it when my date takes me to the derby.
87. The mare the merrier, so bring all your friends!
88. This foal of mine will go places!
89. The horse ran down the mane street.
90. The jockey was saddled with too much pressure.
91. I hate the mane-dane life.
92. That’s a dark horse.
93. He had a colt-like personality.
94. She had a great foal-osophy on life.
95. He said he was feeling horse.
96. Stirrup more love in the world.
97. This business is my bread and halter.
98. This job is neigh-possible.
99. He looks like a one trick pony.
100. I’m looking for stable relationships.